ScarletHood
One Weird Winker
Page the Tanuki
Page sat at the bar, she had already drunken 5 bottles of Sake (Japanese Rice Wine). The bar was pretty empty at this time of the day. A few people lounged around the place. One lone bar keeper tended the counter, as page continued to drink. Her drunken laughter could be heard throughout the room. No one dared to tell her to be quiet, in fear of being hurt. Nor did anyone tell her to stop drinking.
It was then a foolish human wandered into the bar, un-aware of Page's reputation. He placed a hand on her shoulder and told her to shut up. The laughter stopped. Everyone else stared in silence. Page smiled and gave a hard slap on the back, sending the human flying back into the wall, "Oh, don't be such a party pooper!" The human didn't hear her, he was already unconscious.