ThAtGuY101
Professional Moron
~Bo...~
The sound of metal rattling and a thud could be heard as Bo fell within the very ground itself. A hole appearing and he could feel himself falling. He watched with curious unblinking entertainment. Spinning the bo over his head then soon enough Bo's feet were off the ground. He landed on his side, in a defensive position. A subtle posture, but he was covering his most vital spots. Despite faling down a five meter hole in the ground, his demeanor hadn't changed much. If anything he spoke more eagerly and with enthusiasm.
*ka-thud!*
"Do it! I wanna see it and do that too! I bet if I see it again, I can copy it" He said eagerly. He looked at the robed man in confusion, and his smile faded away.
"I'm speaking plain as day is done. Not my fault your not paying attention to detail. Shape up. Be better... but anyways! Me, Mark and Bill were supposed to come here and get resources and stuff. Spread the good Vagabond word. Come to think of it... I never saw no hide nor hair of Bill or Mark... They are either in the other side still or they got here before I did!" He said. His face turned into a grin when he began speaking about his comrades. Then it soured again.
"Those bastards left me here alone!! They're probably out here somewhere running around without me! We're the vagabonds! I can't believe you never heard of us" Bo said gesturing to the Vagabond symbol. Three blue dots within an orange triangle.
"We're real good at our job and shit! We deal trade and engineering services for a reasonable price. Me? I don't fix shit I just bring stuff back to be pieced together again. I'm a seeker, you see... metals. Coppers and wires. Rubber and plastics ,but only if it's good. Bad plastic gets Bo yelled at again. I don't want to get yelled at again. Maybe find a cutie or two on the way, know what I'm talking about...? Find some baddies! If you want, I can put in a good word for you, or better! We can look together! Maybe find some resources to gather first. Wheres your car? And where's the nearest highway and or nearest megacity?" Bo said.
"My point is, we're good people and were helpful and stuff. You help me, I help you! We take care of our friends. Nobody gets done dirty. We're professional like that. Does that tickle your pickle or should I keep going? I can talk all day. I'm not even hungry and even if I was I got snacks so you don't even need to worry about me. Speaking me. Who's you and where are we? What kind of a heehaw place is this?" Bo continued, probably giving more information than the poor man needed or wanted to know. Then finishing off by asking his own question. Though being in a five meter post Did keep Bo from standing up any time soon, so he continued to lay there and wait for the yellow robed man, to tell him it was okay to stand up. He was stupid, but he knew when someone had an advantage over him and wasn't gonna intentionally piss them off.
The sound of metal rattling and a thud could be heard as Bo fell within the very ground itself. A hole appearing and he could feel himself falling. He watched with curious unblinking entertainment. Spinning the bo over his head then soon enough Bo's feet were off the ground. He landed on his side, in a defensive position. A subtle posture, but he was covering his most vital spots. Despite faling down a five meter hole in the ground, his demeanor hadn't changed much. If anything he spoke more eagerly and with enthusiasm.
*ka-thud!*
"Do it! I wanna see it and do that too! I bet if I see it again, I can copy it" He said eagerly. He looked at the robed man in confusion, and his smile faded away.
"I'm speaking plain as day is done. Not my fault your not paying attention to detail. Shape up. Be better... but anyways! Me, Mark and Bill were supposed to come here and get resources and stuff. Spread the good Vagabond word. Come to think of it... I never saw no hide nor hair of Bill or Mark... They are either in the other side still or they got here before I did!" He said. His face turned into a grin when he began speaking about his comrades. Then it soured again.
"Those bastards left me here alone!! They're probably out here somewhere running around without me! We're the vagabonds! I can't believe you never heard of us" Bo said gesturing to the Vagabond symbol. Three blue dots within an orange triangle.
"We're real good at our job and shit! We deal trade and engineering services for a reasonable price. Me? I don't fix shit I just bring stuff back to be pieced together again. I'm a seeker, you see... metals. Coppers and wires. Rubber and plastics ,but only if it's good. Bad plastic gets Bo yelled at again. I don't want to get yelled at again. Maybe find a cutie or two on the way, know what I'm talking about...? Find some baddies! If you want, I can put in a good word for you, or better! We can look together! Maybe find some resources to gather first. Wheres your car? And where's the nearest highway and or nearest megacity?" Bo said.
"My point is, we're good people and were helpful and stuff. You help me, I help you! We take care of our friends. Nobody gets done dirty. We're professional like that. Does that tickle your pickle or should I keep going? I can talk all day. I'm not even hungry and even if I was I got snacks so you don't even need to worry about me. Speaking me. Who's you and where are we? What kind of a heehaw place is this?" Bo continued, probably giving more information than the poor man needed or wanted to know. Then finishing off by asking his own question. Though being in a five meter post Did keep Bo from standing up any time soon, so he continued to lay there and wait for the yellow robed man, to tell him it was okay to stand up. He was stupid, but he knew when someone had an advantage over him and wasn't gonna intentionally piss them off.
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