Runcible Spoon
The Once and Future Procrastinator
"Hah, just sorry I couldn't have been hear sooner, sir." He grinned widely, continuing to fire at those who tried entering, meleeing those who got too close for comfort. He was sad he hadn't had much for the scope, but the laser sight was still fun to play with, occasionally finding time to flash it in the Contiminated's eyes before executing them. Made him feel like a kid again, a small comfort amidst the carnage. He was surprised the batteries still had life in them after almost two hundred years... The marvels of human engineering...
"Never thought shock and awe could be so... explosive." He grinned, meleeing a ghoul in the face, and rammed his knee into it's gut before stomping on its face. "What? Nobody?" He shot another. "C'mon, sure it was corny, but it..." he ditched his rifle unclipping it and drawing his machete before stabbing one in the throat. "got the point across."
'ENOUGH!'
He looked shocked as all, literally all of the infected froze and backed off. They fucking backed off! What the hell?
He decided to try and eleviate some of the tension, "Sure my jokes were a little on bad side, but ya didn't have to yell." He chuckled nervously as the lift began it's ascent.
"Never thought shock and awe could be so... explosive." He grinned, meleeing a ghoul in the face, and rammed his knee into it's gut before stomping on its face. "What? Nobody?" He shot another. "C'mon, sure it was corny, but it..." he ditched his rifle unclipping it and drawing his machete before stabbing one in the throat. "got the point across."
'ENOUGH!'
He looked shocked as all, literally all of the infected froze and backed off. They fucking backed off! What the hell?
He decided to try and eleviate some of the tension, "Sure my jokes were a little on bad side, but ya didn't have to yell." He chuckled nervously as the lift began it's ascent.