Realistic or Modern Not Your Average Neighborhood ooc

[Mr. Sparks]

XDDD

 

[Rusty of Shackleford]

When you're getting yelled at by Karen and she whips out the Black Speech.

 

[Mr. Sparks]

XD

 

[Rusty of Shackleford]

The Karen's are actually aliens sent down to prepare Earth for an invasion.

 

[Mr. Sparks]

oh no XDD

 

[Rusty of Shackleford]

XCOM: Karen Unknown

 

[Mr. Sparks]

I CAN’T BREATH


(Yes I meant to say breath)

 

[Rusty of Shackleford]

Hmmm...thinking of claiming the Husky dad if no one else does. He's gonna be the one in charge of anti-Karen operations.

 

[Mr. Sparks]

Karen is going to have a change of heart later on. She’s gonna spend some time with Aspen and then realize that she shouldn’t judge someone before she got to know them. Also she’s gonna learn to vaccinate her children.

 

[Rusty of Shackleford]

A Karen learning something? But that that is only in the legends!

 

[Mr. Sparks]

And this Karen is one of them. She’s still gonna be a Karen, but she won’t attack little children.

 

[Rusty of Shackleford]

Vaccination is mandatory in this neighborhood, seeing as the children have a high chance of spreading rabies.

 

[Mr. Sparks]

Then she will vaccinate

 

[Rusty of Shackleford]

But what about essential oils?!

 

[Mr. Sparks]

What about them? Karen has a stash.

 

[Rusty of Shackleford]

I thought they're superior to vaccines?

 

[Mr. Sparks]

Yes. Want some in your water?

 

[Rusty of Shackleford]

No thanks. I'm good.

 

[Samoyed]

This is a great conversation to wake up to view XD

 

[Rusty of Shackleford]

Indeed.

 

[Mr. Sparks]

Yes lol. Karen needs a little girl named Karlie who walks around in Karen’s old heels with an old flip phone and sunglasses . She needs to say into the phone dramatically ‘it’s my business now.’ And snap it shut.

 

[Mr. Sparks]

Wait can I also have human child #3?

 

[Samoyed]

Aspen gives Karen a cowbell necklace she made with some rope and the bell she found in the garage so that everyone knows when Karen is coming.

 

[Mr. Sparks]

XD

 

[Samoyed]

Yes you may since you have one more slot to claim a character with!