Neon Valkyrie
She Who Is Called I Am
Now that that's out of the way, Hi, hello, welcome, what's up? How's it going? Need some help? I can help! Probably, I can probably help! I hope! I probably hope I ca-wait, nono, I mean I hope I can probably help! Qualifications you say? Uh, Well, I would certainly say willingness ... yes, willingnes-Enthusiasm! Definitely enthusiasm ... uh, boredom! I can totally and completely vouch for having very little else to do while waiting for the RPs I frequent to get rolling. So yeah, clearly, obviously, definitely more than qualified, lay it on me, what's your problem?
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*Standard hourly fee applies. Bill may be paid in esoteric puns. (IE- They say that Derek Jeter is outstanding in his field.)
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