Naruto (IrritatedMind and H0lderOfH0pe)

[H0lderOfH0pe]

Son and Kiba are Glaring at each other as they stand in the Hokage's office with Satoshi and Fuu. "Why do Dog Boy and and the talking Mint have to go?" Son complains to Tsunade

 

[IrritatedMind]

Fuu was about to punch Son through a wall When Satoshi spoke up. "Is something wrong Lady Tsunade?"


The woman looked at the ground. "Naruto is in Suna, and we have reports that the Akatsuki might be in the area. With both the Ichi and Kyuu being in the same place, it would be a good time for them to strike. As such I am sending you four to 'escort' Naruto-kun while he is in Suna. Satoshi you are in charge again."


Satosi nodded his head in understanding, and saw the light of understanding in Fuu's eyes as well. "If they do appear in the town, they will be dealt with. Also Tsunade-sama, about the Jonin exams, and taking a team. I concede, and will be ready to participate whenever you want me to."

 

[H0lderOfH0pe]

Son Glares Darkly at Fuu for trying to hit him "Hit me and I'll melt you from the inside out." He says to her with Cold malice lacing his words he then looks at tsunade "why cant I be in charge for once?" He complains which grants a sigh from the Hokage and Kiba falling to the floor with laughter.

 

[IrritatedMind]

"You have just answered that question." Satoshi says as he bows to the Hokage. "We will leave at once Lady Tsunade." Leading the group outside Satoshi spoke up. "Pack light and be a t the gate in two hours. It would be one, but Fuu will need to purchase some supplies if we are going to be traveling in the desert."

 

[H0lderOfH0pe]

Son Grabs Kiba by his hood and starts dragging him toward the door "we're going To replace some supplies Because SOMEBODY doesn't know how to pack THEM!" Son Growls out as he slams the Hokage's door shut!

 

[IrritatedMind]

Satoshi pulled Fuu to The Shattered Kunai, a weapon shop ran by the Tamura's, to but her supplies. Tenten was a respectable shinobi and the only girl from his graduating class to take her training seriously. When they got there the brunette smiled. "It is about time for you to have a girl hanging off your arm Sato-kun."


Satoshi shook his head at the girl. "Tenten, this is Fuu. She just joined Konoha as a shinobi and needs outfitted for a trip to Suna. Fuu this is Tenten, the only girl my age to take her training seriously."


Fuu and Tenten went off to different areas of the shop, talking and getting along rather well.

 

[H0lderOfH0pe]

Son and Kiba arrive at the Gate "My God I have never seen a Room the Messy, Are you sure you're not related to PIGS?" Son questions rudely "At least I'm not a rude self absorbed asshole!" Kiba shouts "I am NOT Self absorbed! you mangy mutt!" Son Shouts and tackles Kiba, the two wrestle on the ground.

 

[IrritatedMind]

Satoshi walked towards the gate with Tenten and Fuu, who were discussing how weapons compare to jutsu, while rubbing his temple. It was a discussion that had been going on since Tenten tried to get Fuu to buy a sword at the shop, and Fuu said that she rarely used any weapons. He should of known that this would happen, if weapons of any type were brought up around the brunette she went into something akin to fangirl mode.


Finally arriving at the gate to see Son and Kiba arguing once again, the boy sighed. "We have to head out on our mission now Tenten, the two of you can continue this discussion when we return. Son, stop antagonizing Kiba, and mutt you need to learn to ignore people. If I hear one more argument from you two on the way to Suna you will be traveling the rest of the way holding hands, and if you disagree then I will write you up for insubordination."

 

[H0lderOfH0pe]

Son Glares at Satoshi and says"He Started it!" While Pointing at Kiba. Kiba glares at Son but says Nothing and instead pets Akamaru

 

[IrritatedMind]

Satoshi looked at them both without any emotion on his face. "I don't care, soon you will be someone else's problem. The Hokage has been pairing me with the two of you to make sure I am ready for a genin team, and I apparently passed. Soon enough I will be away from you two."


Fuu looked SAtoshi over, surprised that he would be leading a genin team at his age. "So what is the deal with ichi, Tsunade made it seem like he was a big deal in Suna."


Satoshi nodded. "Ichi is the Kazekage."

 

[H0lderOfH0pe]

Son crosses his arms "I Could be a kage If I wanted to" He Scoffs and walks out of the gate, "What's the Formation Satoshi?" Son Asks "Can I take rear So I'm not next too the Mutt" He adds jabbing his thumb in Kiba's direction. "What's so great about Gaara?" He thinks

 

[IrritatedMind]

Satoshi sighed before closing his eyes for a moment. "We will be going in a line formation, Kiba will take point with Son behind you. Fuu you will be next with me bringing up the rear, that way we have a tracking ninja in the front and rear."


Kiba nodded, not wanting to have to hold hands with Son and was instantly in his place. Fuu nodded as well, seeing the logic in the formation. 'Has Son ahead of me since they don't know what I can do.'


Suddenly she heard a voice form inside her head. 'The boy certainly know what he is doing. He also placed himself behind you so that he could keep an eye on you as we traveled, and had a perfectly reasonable excuse for it.'

 

[H0lderOfH0pe]

Son Get's in to formation "You better keep up hun" He calls over his shoulder to Fuu, She says something but Son Ignores her. Son Looks ahead of him toward Kiba "Hot Damn boy has a booty" Son goes on auto pilot mode while staring at Kiba's Ass "Just so nice" He says out loud with out realizing it.

 

[IrritatedMind]

Kiba, who was worried that saying something would result in a fight ignored it, but Fuu laughed about it. "I guess that purple-haired lady wasn't lying, you two should just kiss and get it over with."


Satoshi shook his head. "Eyes front Son, and Fuu we are in the middle of a mission, I do not need you antagonizing your teammates."

 

[H0lderOfH0pe]

Son shoots a Glare over his shoulder and says "HIdden style Snake Gag" A glowing red snake Flies toward Fuu's open mouth. "I'd advise not Pissing me off again or the Gag will explode hun" Son laughs Not paying attetion as to weather out not the snake made it into her mouth.

 

[IrritatedMind]

Fuu scoffed as the snake neared her, and as it came close her hand was covered in orange powder and she punched through the snake. "Whatever," she scoffs.

 

[H0lderOfH0pe]

Son rolls his eyes "I wonder how hot that Powered shit has to get before it melts?" Son bitterly asks her.

 

[IrritatedMind]

Fuu smiled at him, "I would show you, but the results would be quite explosive. Might improve your looks t-"


"Enough, I can't believe I am saying this, but act more like Kiba." Satoshi snaps out.

 

[H0lderOfH0pe]

Son knowing when and not to Test Satoshi choses to Test him anyway "So you want me to roll around in the dirt and act like a dog? I mean I can See Fuu doing it but Me really?" Son asks Satoshi and Mocks Fuu and Kiba at the same time "I wont act like him but I will stare at his ass some more" He thinks and starts doing just that.

 

[IrritatedMind]

Satoshi clenched his fist before smirking. "Really, because from what I heard you rolled onto your back for Kiba, Now shut up before I turn you to stone."


Fuu was not sure what to say about what her leader said. She had thought that he thought he was above making such comments, but she instead just closed her mouth.

 

[H0lderOfH0pe]

Son Blushed "well at Least I can Get some!" Son Shouts with out looking away from Kiba who is Beet red from Satoshi's comment. "And For the record He was the one on his back for me!" He adds making Kiba blush even harder and almost falling out of the trees.

 

[IrritatedMind]

Satoshi shook his head at the comment. "Crystal Release: Stone Fist!" Out of nowhere a fist made of jade formed and flew towards Son, stopping a inch from the back of his head before breaking apart. "Both you and Anko assume I don't get any, but the truth is that I could if I wanted to. Tenten simply just doesn't arose me."


Kiba looked back at him. "Your nuts, she is smoking hot!"


Satoshi shrugged his shoulders. "She is physically attractive, but her personality is too bland. She is to mild mannered to interest me, both in and out of the sheets."

 

[H0lderOfH0pe]

Son visibly gags at Kiba's comment. "God no she's ugly! I do like her aim though." Son says through gritted teeth. "So than Fuu's personality get's you all hot and bothered?" Son mockingly asks

 

[IrritatedMind]

Fuu looked at Satoshi with a raised eyebrow, waiting to hear the boy's reply. "I can't answer that. Ill have to see her fight first." The rest of the day was spent in silent, and when it came time to sleep, Satoshi said he would take the first watch, and wake someone when he got tired.


Six hours later Fuu woke to see him still watching over the camp. "Have you been up all night?"


The teen nodded as he closed his eyes, focusing on the chakra within the area. "I don't really sleep if I am not in my house. Call it selective insomnia. What are you doing up so early?"


Fuu looked down at a small beetle inches from her feet. "People like me, we don't really need that much sleep. We can force ourselves to sleep longer, but we can go off two hours in a week without tiring to much."


Satoshi nodded and after two hours he woke the other two before motioning for them to continue on. The next three days continued in a similar fashion, with Fuu talking to him the last couple hours of watch and both Kiba and Son thinking that the two of them were both taking four hour watches. As the gates of Suna came into view, Satoshi could see both Gaara and Naruto waiting for them. Naruto was smiling like a goof and Gaara looked as calm as could be.

 

[H0lderOfH0pe]

"Who's the Hot red head?" Son ask's out loud with out thinking and blushes "Is that one Gaara? because Gaara is HOT" he says without knowing that Gaara and Naruto both could hear everything he just said with their enhanced hearing.