Sarky
Drunken master
Everyone who went to the bar:
Ow. What is this horrible painful thing in your head? Oh, it appears to be your brain. Oh. Oh dear. You're in rather a lot of distress. Quick, check limbs: One, two, three... four. Nope, all still attached. Wave a hand in front of your face... Yes, you definitely still have your eyeballs. This means the blinding pain is probably a hangover. Somehow, this does not cause any relief.
Ok, first things first. Try to get out of... Your bed. How the Yozi did you end up back on the Lusty Maiden? Oh, who cares, it's better than waking up on a slave ship bound for Arjuf. Are we at sea? No, probably not, it's probably you swaying sickeningly, not the floor. Need fresh air, down here smells like... Well like you were drinking very heavily the night before. Just open the hatch and OHFUCKINGHELLTHEPAINWHYISITSOBLOODYBRIGHT
Everyone, bar or no:
It's a beautiful day! The morning sun is shining down hard, not a cloud in the sky. It's probably going to be terribly hot come afternoon, but for the next couple of hours, there's cooling shadow to take the edge off, morning markets setting up for business, birds singing, town criers announcing what little news has already occurred today, mostly regarding trade, taxes and rat bounties.
The Lusty Maiden is moored at Pier 18 at the docks. The small Immaculate temple is just visible through the forest of masts and throngs of people on the streets. The glass towers sparkle. The guards do their rounds. Children play, running down an unused pier or diving into the harbour and splashing about in glee.
Ow. What is this horrible painful thing in your head? Oh, it appears to be your brain. Oh. Oh dear. You're in rather a lot of distress. Quick, check limbs: One, two, three... four. Nope, all still attached. Wave a hand in front of your face... Yes, you definitely still have your eyeballs. This means the blinding pain is probably a hangover. Somehow, this does not cause any relief.
Ok, first things first. Try to get out of... Your bed. How the Yozi did you end up back on the Lusty Maiden? Oh, who cares, it's better than waking up on a slave ship bound for Arjuf. Are we at sea? No, probably not, it's probably you swaying sickeningly, not the floor. Need fresh air, down here smells like... Well like you were drinking very heavily the night before. Just open the hatch and OHFUCKINGHELLTHEPAINWHYISITSOBLOODYBRIGHT
Everyone, bar or no:
It's a beautiful day! The morning sun is shining down hard, not a cloud in the sky. It's probably going to be terribly hot come afternoon, but for the next couple of hours, there's cooling shadow to take the edge off, morning markets setting up for business, birds singing, town criers announcing what little news has already occurred today, mostly regarding trade, taxes and rat bounties.
The Lusty Maiden is moored at Pier 18 at the docks. The small Immaculate temple is just visible through the forest of masts and throngs of people on the streets. The glass towers sparkle. The guards do their rounds. Children play, running down an unused pier or diving into the harbour and splashing about in glee.