Multiple Settings Murderhobo: The RP (Official)

[archur]

Plant a few bullets into his skull, we'll see how it looks on his skull throne then.

 

[DerUbermensch]

Krieg was able to down the demon quickly before it reached melee range. Magnetic rifles proved to be powerful enough to take on even otherworldly monstrosities. Reaper was able to lop off the legs of his adversary. While the evil smile was given, the now legless demon was attempting one final blow. Ronan jammed the poisoned blade into the attacker's chest. This time, it dropped dead.

Reaper has several choices:

A) Dodge and stomp

B) Counter the attack

C) Bisect the demon vertically

Likewise with Krieg:

A) Loot all the bodies

B) Move on and watch the fireworks

C) Tactical reload

 

[Raku]

Dodge and then send the demon back to hell with a good boot.

 

[archur]

GIMME ALL THE SHINIES

 

[DerUbermensch]

The demons were finished off. All murderhobos were free to loot to heart's desires. Ronan took useful items from the corpses. The bikes left behind the fey-like beings were available for travel. The biggest challenge without an activation device or code was hot-wiring the vehicles. Before the group could use the bikes, a fleshy golem appeared before their very eyes.

It was Murderhobor! A Frankensteinian creation, the flesh golem was created out of murderhobo parts. A grotesque creature, it was gut-wrenching even for murderhobos. There were a few plans of action.

A) The choppy approach

B) The shooty approach

C) Bike it with hit and run tactics.

 

[Raku]

Hit and run. This thing can't be very fast

 

[archur]

But, of you drown it in enuf dakka, it won't be able to breathe.

 

[DerUbermensch]

Reaper's idea for hit and run was both sensible and effective. The monster failed at retribution. Krieg provided support with a wall of slugs. While the golem was far from Swiss cheese, it was phased by the attacks. "We can hurt it, we can kill it!"

"You fools dare to attack me? A mistake you will regret!". The golem took out a cleaver sword and a hooked chain-whip. Attacking Reaper with the whip, Murderhobor attempted to reel in the melee fighter. "Get over here!"

Several choices included:

A) Attack the chain

B) Attack the sword arm

C) Attack Murderhobor directly

D) Adapt at will (Write in!)

 

[Raku]

"Get the fuck off me" Attack the chain

 

[archur]

Stop the arm.

 

[DerUbermensch]

Murderhobor was stopped by the barrage temporarily. Ronan then loaded an explosive slug into his shotgun. Firing at the golem, it became a direct hit! BOOM! The golem now had a new weak-point. It charged at an alarming speed to directly attack the shotgunner.

Three options.

A) Exploit the injury

B) Aim for the head still

C) Three pronged attack (All abilities combined!)

 

[Raku]

Exploit the injury

 

[archur]

EXPLOIT THIS MAN

 

[DerUbermensch]

Compounding the injury further, all murderhobos slew the abomination. Before it died, the golem croaked. "My death...is just...the beginning..." The body then festered and rotted. Even though corpses normally do so, something was amiss.

Some time later, the murderhobo gang moved on. They were stopped on their tracks when they met a horrid monster of epic proportions. Its green body was rotting and corpulent, with a cephalopod head full of tentacles and intestines hanging out of its abdomen. It carried a corrosive sword and laughed in a jolly manner. "Hello little ones. The Putrid King welcomes all to his realm! It is my duty to spread his gift!" It walked towards them. To say the monster was a giant was an understatement. Ronan then quickly handed Reaper the shard launcher. "Don't get too close!"

What do?

A) Keep your distance and fire at will

B) Be brave and go up close

C) Do what you will (Write in!)

D) Retreat and get bigger allies or weapons

OOC Note:

Spoiler

The creature is a mix of Cthulhu and a Great Unclean One.

 

[archur]

'This mask isn't enough for the stench! Fire away!'

 

[Raku]

*gladly accepts the launcher* "As much as I don't want to, shoot the shit out of it!!!"

 

[DerUbermensch]

In response to the combined barrage, the horrid monster spewed a stream of bile or acid. "I know you are reluctant. But all sentient beings eventually accept the boons my lord provides!" Avoiding the filth would be easier said than done. Things were bound to become messy even as they dodged. There were chasms across the landscape where the abomination fought the murderhobos.

Just as things could get any better, a large tank with multiple armaments fired at the bile-blaster. While a good distraction, the murderhobos may become collateral damage during the scrap. This provided a momentary redirection of the beast's attacks. It was up to the group to use it wisely.

What will the group do?

A) Hit and run tactics on the double

B) Take cover using the environment

C) Sneak around the two behemoths to prepare killing two birds with one stone.

 

[Raku]

Let giants fight giants this time and take cover to rest. Then we face the victor of said fight.

 

[archur]

No need to expend energy much needed. Let them fight, then we take on the winner.

 

[DerUbermensch]

The tank fired a massive explosive to the nauseating ne'er-do-well's chest. While it was a direct hit, the monster gave a real, revolting retribution to the tank. Spewing flies and wrapping the tank with its intestines, it crushed the tank. But the tank had an extra trick up the sleeve. It had a self-destruction protocol that heavily damaged the beast. Portions of the monster broke off, weakening it enough for the murderhobo group to fight with a better chance. Its combat ability was for now restricted to closer ranges, but it was no slouch there.

A) Melee anyway

B) Shoot it up

C) Improvise

 

[archur]

Shoot the fuck out of it.

 

[Raku]

"If I could I'd burn the motherfucker, but shooting it will do for now.

 

[DerUbermensch]

With another barrage, the monster was looming forward. But Ronan had other plans in mind. While still a threat and can cleave the group in one strike, it was weakened by the combined attacks. "The monster is reeling! Let's see if we can finish him off for sure!" Ronan was ready to make a flaming shot, rigging an impromptu incendiary weapon from his shotgun and ammo. All it required was two blades to make a spark.

Two choices:

A) Go with the master plan of mega-incendiary

B) Do something else against the monster.

 

[Raku]

Incendiary plan.

 

[archur]

Flame ON!