Multiple Settings Murderhobo: The RP (Official)

[archur]

After placing the still rotting spider-woman corpse in the hold along with all the other shiny bits that were offered to him (namely a electrified sword), he was more than excited to see his self appointed best friends, along with "FUNNY PRETTY LADY!!!" Which he exclaimed aloud after seeing Patty's new colors. Truly, he couldn't believe his eyes. He was more than ready for another adventure.

 

[Raku]

After laughing hysterically, he looked at Patty. "No, clearly not"

 

[DerUbermensch]

After a good laugh at Ronan's expense, the group has gone back to base. But he was nowhere to be found. The only clue to is whereabouts was a note. This note read, "Off para killing." This was a chance to either go after Ronan or replace him with a new guy.

A) Get an angry dwarf with a stupid haircut

B) Hire a perennial sidekick with aspirations of greatness

C) Use a hyperactive lardo who loves his chow

D) Recruit Ronan's younger brother who is almost (but not quite) as much fun as he is

E) None of the above (search for Ronan in the next mission)

 

[Raku]

"Ooo, I think the short one will be fun"

 

[archur]

"Find Ronin later, play football with dwarf now!"

 

[DerUbermensch]

A new recruit stepped up to the challenges. A gruff, Scottish-esque voice called out to Reaper and Krieg. "Ye called? Angus Stoneshield here!" The dwarf was blunt and no-nonsense with his unceremonious arrival. Still, the dwarf answered the call. He looked just like the dwarves from fantasy fiction, only that he had helmet hair and modern equipment. He already had his equipment down. Axe, shotgun, motorcycle, Angus was prepared and then some.

The day was spent settling the Mr. Stoneshield in. "Better living conditions than back home." The dwarf mentioned that he lived underground, like most of his people. Angus also was willing to help out with the search for their missing friend. "I think I can find yer missin' friend too. Fer a price of a third of the loot profit."

A) Haggle

B) Decide later

 

[Raku]

"Sounds only fair. But let's let him calm down for a bit"

 

[archur]

Kreig would be too busy staring off to the note Ronan wrote for them.

"WHAT IS A PARA? CAN I EAT IT?"

 

[DerUbermensch]

"Looks like somebody ate paint chips when 'e was a wee lad!" Angus made a wry comment about Krieg. He respected reaper for agreement, but Krieg didn't seem to be on the rocker. Angus settled in as Ronan's replacement. He was gruffer and was willing to fight any opponent. Big or small, clown or not.

END OF MISSION 6

 

[DerUbermensch]

Two days later, Angus Stoneshield was ready to further negotiate the terms of the contract. "I'm sure as shit that I know where yer friend is, lads. A third of th' loot is what I'm askin' fer." He had his axe at the ready. Mr. Stoneshield looked, acted, and talked no-nonsense. "Jus' like I said yesserday."

A) Haggle further

B) Finalize the price

 

[archur]

"Sure, whatteva, I wanna get ta killin' shit already."

 

[Raku]

"We got your pay".

 

[DerUbermensch]

"Now we're talkin'! Ye two are ready? If not, TOO BAD! We're gettin' yer friend." He gestured to the two to follow him. Getting on his motorbike, he was ready to go on the path for Ronan. The bike was made solely for dwarves, so the two could not practically board it. The motorbike was used to compensate for the dwarf's slow speed.

How would the other two follow/tag along?

A) Hoof it

B) Use the mobile

C) Other mode of transportation (write in?)

 

[Raku]

"TO THE MURDERHOBOMOBILE!"

 

[archur]

"TO THE MURDERCAVE!"

 

[DerUbermensch]

The two carpooled it over, following Angus. At a rendezvous point, they found a clue on Ronan's whereabouts. Spent bullets and shells. "This was fairly recently. A day, give or take." Angus proved to be an adept tracker too. However, some ne'er-do-wells were attempting to ruin the search. They were armed, armored, and appeared to be paramilitary or spec-ops. They fired warning shots around the dwarf. "Can't let you tail him. Captain's on an important mission." "We don't care, we're gettin' 'im back ye horse-fuckers!" "We warned you the first time. Time to kick your ass!"

The group realized something about Ronan. He was coming back out of "retirement." He was an officer of the paramiliary group Deathwatch. Ronan Stark was back in the fold, with Patty's clowning around being the straw that broke the camel's back. This was not going to be easy by a long shot.

A) Choppy

B) Shooty

C) Brush them off and bypass

 

[archur]

Dakkadakkadakkadakka

 

[Raku]

Chop, stab, chop, and stab some more

 

[DerUbermensch]

Angus and Reaper performed the pincer movement while Krieg got straight to shooting. The Deathwatch dudes launched an impact grenade to counter Krieg's stream of gunfire. Fortunately, it didn't kill Krieg, but knocked him back and gave quite the hurt. Angus used shotgun to flush out the paramilitaries before axing them. Two down, three to go. Reaper too landed a hit on an operative, with the blow slicing the head off. To counter Reaper's melee, one operative counterattacked with his machete, quickly unsheathing and slicing in one stroke. Angus was locked in combat with a heavy weapons operative while Krieg was taking on a marksman.

Pick an enemy to focus on:

A) Marksman

B) Ranger (CQB operative)

C) Heavy

 

[Raku]

"You don't know what you're doing to yourself man"

Reaper is going to focus on the guy that dared to fight him with a machete

 

[archur]

You see Ivan, if you shoot enough bullet, will be as accurate as sniper, for bullet have many chances to hit instead of one.

Krieg will put this to the test against the enemy snoiper.

 

[DerUbermensch]

The sniper took cover from the "suppressive fire" Krieg provided. Assuming Reaper took his signature weapon with him, he sliced the ranger in twain. He was not to be beaten at his own game. Meanwhile the dwarf flushed out the heavy weapons operative, though the heavy retaliated with a barrage. Both the heavy and Angus were flushed out. As a result, Angus was indirectly spurred into flanking the sniper, who was just about to line up a shot on Krieg's head.

A) Pincer movement the sniper

B) Go for the heavy.

 

[Raku]

With Angus already moving on the sniper, Reaper moves for the heavy.

 

[archur]

You see Ivan, if you keep shooting bullets at an EVEN CLOSER range, there is an even bigger chance of firing and bullet hitting target.

That is what Krieg will test on the sniper, with his finger still on the trigger as he moves.

 

[DerUbermensch]

The heavy proved to be a tough cookie, yet Reaper was tougher. Lightning reflexes proved to help against heavy barrages of machinegun fire. Angus set it up, Reaper knocked it down. Heavy down, sniper to go.

Krieg would have been a fine red mist then and there. However, the distraction provided Angus the sneak attack needed to save Krieg's bacon. An axe strike to the back cut the sniper's killing shot short. All enemies were incapacitated. "So where were we? Let's get back to findin' yer friend, lads!"

A) Loot the bodies for evidence

B) Continue with Angus anyway.