Other Miss Fabulous & Da Spud

[Rhajaki]

I like my potatoes hot usually. And I want ta clarify dat Da Pussy isn't dead, I left him behind since he belonged to Da Family.

 

[Rachael of the Shire]

Ohhhh... did you just call me hot? And did you say you liked me?

 

[Rhajaki]

Well I haven't tasted a human spud before so I cannot say for-la-sure.

 

[Rachael of the Shire]

How do you desire to taste me? Warm with butter or some other way?

 

[Rhajaki]

How do you desire to taste me? Warm with butter or some other way?

Real Mayo.

 

[Rachael of the Shire]

Why mayo? And I hope you're not really going to eat me. I'd rather be liked the way I am.

 

[Rhajaki]

Why mayo? And I hope you're not really going to eat me. I'd rather be liked the way I am.

Do you personally know how you taste? I wonder how ya figured dat out, Da Spud.

 

[Rachael of the Shire]

Do you personally know how you taste? I wonder how ya figured dat out, Da Spud.

I don't believe I've ever tasted myself. That would be strange would it not?

 

[Rhajaki]

I don't believe I've ever tasted myself. That would be strange would it not?

Kind of. I supposes you'd be a bit crazy, Da Spud. I've heard self cannibalism is the new thing for today's world doe.

 

[Rachael of the Shire]

I suppose a lick wouldn't hurt... *Licks*. Um, tastes like hot potato. I don't go for body modification trends.

 

[Rhajaki]

I always wondered, when it comes to potatoes with poor eye sight, how do dey correct Da Vision? Are dere a-la-special glasses dat dey wear all over on Da Boday?

 

[Rachael of the Shire]

I don't know that one, Miss Fabulous; I always just held things closer to me when my eyes got tired. Though I could possibly try your glasses sometime...

 

[Rhajaki]

I don't know that one, Miss Fabulous; I always just held things closer to me when my eyes got tired. Though I could possibly try your glasses sometime...

My glasses cover only two eyes. I don't know how many you have, Da Spud.

 

[Rachael of the Shire]

One, two, three, four... Four eyes in all.

 

[Rhajaki]

One, two, three, four... Four eyes in all.

And where might they be?

 

[Rachael of the Shire]

Toward... the top. I just grew that way.

And I think I am getting cold now. I will soon return to my natural temperature.

 

[Rhajaki]

Toward... the top. I just grew that way.

And I think I am getting cold now. I will soon return to my natural temperature.

Noooooooo! By the way, what do you do when your eyes start sprouting, Da Spud?

 

[Rachael of the Shire]

I don't know, I was really little when I got my eyes!

And why the sorrow of spirit, Miss Fabulous?

 

[Rhajaki]

My ass has fallen asleep. I have to tuck it into bed now. Peas tell Da Pussy I say goodnight.

 

[Rachael of the Shire]

Will do. May you and your ass sleep well.

 

[Rhajaki]

Good evening, Da Spud. How is Da Pussy?

 

[Rachael of the Shire]

Da Pussy is doing just fine, though I haven't personally seen him today. I gave Da Pussy to da lady I hitchhiked with as he could not stay with me. Da Spud has a headache.

 

[Rhajaki]

Dat's sad. From my end it seems as if I get to see Da Pussy all da time. He's really cute all curled up on his cat bed.

 

[Rachael of the Shire]

Indeed he is. He curls up in or on anything... your lap, blankies, geometric projects, and especially cardboard boxes.

Da Spud is a bit cold and nicely wrapped up in a blankie.

 

[Rhajaki]

Indeed he is. He curls up in or on anything... your lap, blankies, geometric projects, and especially cardboard boxes.

Da Spud is a bit cold and nicely wrapped up in a blankie.

Ya shoulda stayed roasting in dat oven, Da Spud. Now what do ya dinkus would a-la-happen if we brought somebody in for a visit?