Rhajaki
Kobra lover
I like my potatoes hot usually. And I want ta clarify dat Da Pussy isn't dead, I left him behind since he belonged to Da Family.
Other Miss Fabulous & Da Spud
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Rachael of the Shire
The Witch Among The Shirelings
Ohhhh... did you just call me hot? And did you say you liked me?
Rhajaki
Kobra lover
Well I haven't tasted a human spud before so I cannot say for-la-sure.
Rachael of the Shire
The Witch Among The Shirelings
How do you desire to taste me? Warm with butter or some other way?
Rhajaki
Kobra lover
Real Mayo.
Rachael of the Shire
The Witch Among The Shirelings
Why mayo? And I hope you're not really going to eat me. I'd rather be liked the way I am.
Rhajaki
Kobra lover
Do you personally know how you taste? I wonder how ya figured dat out, Da Spud.
Rachael of the Shire
The Witch Among The Shirelings
I don't believe I've ever tasted myself. That would be strange would it not?
Rhajaki
Kobra lover
Kind of. I supposes you'd be a bit crazy, Da Spud. I've heard self cannibalism is the new thing for today's world doe.
Rachael of the Shire
The Witch Among The Shirelings
I suppose a lick wouldn't hurt... *Licks*. Um, tastes like hot potato. I don't go for body modification trends.
Rhajaki
Kobra lover
I always wondered, when it comes to potatoes with poor eye sight, how do dey correct Da Vision? Are dere a-la-special glasses dat dey wear all over on Da Boday?
Rachael of the Shire
The Witch Among The Shirelings
I don't know that one, Miss Fabulous; I always just held things closer to me when my eyes got tired. Though I could possibly try your glasses sometime...
Rhajaki
Kobra lover
My glasses cover only two eyes. I don't know how many you have, Da Spud.
Rachael of the Shire
The Witch Among The Shirelings
One, two, three, four... Four eyes in all.
Rhajaki
Kobra lover
And where might they be?
Rachael of the Shire
The Witch Among The Shirelings
Toward... the top. I just grew that way.
And I think I am getting cold now. I will soon return to my natural temperature.
And I think I am getting cold now. I will soon return to my natural temperature.
Rhajaki
Kobra lover
Noooooooo! By the way, what do you do when your eyes start sprouting, Da Spud?
Rachael of the Shire
The Witch Among The Shirelings
I don't know, I was really little when I got my eyes!
And why the sorrow of spirit, Miss Fabulous?
And why the sorrow of spirit, Miss Fabulous?
Rhajaki
Kobra lover
My ass has fallen asleep. I have to tuck it into bed now. Peas tell Da Pussy I say goodnight.
Rachael of the Shire
The Witch Among The Shirelings
Will do. May you and your ass sleep well.
Rhajaki
Kobra lover
Good evening, Da Spud. How is Da Pussy?
Rachael of the Shire
The Witch Among The Shirelings
Da Pussy is doing just fine, though I haven't personally seen him today. I gave Da Pussy to da lady I hitchhiked with as he could not stay with me. Da Spud has a headache.
Rhajaki
Kobra lover
Dat's sad. From my end it seems as if I get to see Da Pussy all da time. He's really cute all curled up on his cat bed.
Rachael of the Shire
The Witch Among The Shirelings
Indeed he is. He curls up in or on anything... your lap, blankies, geometric projects, and especially cardboard boxes.
Da Spud is a bit cold and nicely wrapped up in a blankie.
Da Spud is a bit cold and nicely wrapped up in a blankie.
Rhajaki
Kobra lover
Ya shoulda stayed roasting in dat oven, Da Spud. Now what do ya dinkus would a-la-happen if we brought somebody in for a visit?
