Critic Ham
Pundit too Angry to Die
The chair made it half way before being seized by an invisible force and sent spinning back at me. I didn't move, my eyes tracing its trajectory. Fingers curled as it grew bigger. My face scrunched when I realized the chair was barreling towards my head. It exploded into splinters before I could grab it, however. Thanks Mista.
"Please do refrain from tossing around furniture. Our friend Toffee paid good money for it, after all."
I straightened up to tower over her. My hands balled up into fists. Eyes trained to send a glare. Telekinesis. Was that what was weighing us down earlier? Was that why I couldn't save Leo? A gun roared and I glanced at the weapon that made it.
Ultima was attacked by Marco firing a projectile from a walking cane. He was consumed by the same blue aura. A orange-haired man wearing a red lined, white suit took his place. Annoyance was etched onto his expression.
"Thank God that’s over. If I had to portray that brat for another second then I think I might’ve lost it…" The man I nicknamed AO, Annoying Orange, muttered. Great, they're multiplying. I raised an eyebrow when that brat was said. Strange word choice, but I couldn't dwell on it. Focus on fighting these two first.
I anchored myself against the urge to rush headlong. In this world I was weak. That was proven by two armored idiots matching me blow for blow. It was suicidal to go against a magic user and seemingly a more physical-based fighter. Some others, however, already charged in. Ben had transformed into Etale after I thought I heard a nut busting somewhere. He ate a chair and spat out a beam towards AO. Marie fired... I did a double take. She was shooting ink pellets at the woman. Ink pellets. Never knew one could fire such a projectile. An image of me shooting ink at an Imp flashed in my mind. It drowned in the liquid, a hand reaching for the sky as it was submerged. I cracked a smile at that. Mista yelled out that he would have taken the woman out for dinner if she wasn't a sore pain in the ass after he fired. Teenagers and their hormones.
However, none would hit despite the barrage. The woman was simply too powerful if her magic was what I thought it was. The other man was an unknown, his only known ability was shooting from a cane.
"Stop fighting, damnit! She has control here! You'll get us all killed faster!" Baird shouted. I gritted myself. I already figured that out, but he was right nonetheless. Doubt crept onto my shoulders. For the first time in eons I feared this was a fight I could not win. This would require talk.
"You've attacked Leo, but only acted in self-defense against our attacks. Care to tell us or are you going to tell me to piss off in your own way?" I gestured with my hands in bastardized sign language. All I had to go on was vague memories so no it was probably crude, rude, and no doubt said a lot of things that came off as something else. Given her attitude though, she wasn't a prude.
Status:
In Combat-Restrained Anger: The Doom Marine is in combat against what appears to be a reality warper and a flamboyant boy. He isn't happy that they used the images of two kids, but is trying to keep his anger in check since both seem to be far more powerful than him. At the moment.
Equipment:
Praetor Suit: A Hell-forged suit of armor that increases Doomguy's stats and protects him from environmental hazards. All other functions disabled.
UAC Pistol: Standard sidearm that deals little damage, but can be charged for extra damage and has infinite ammo. Currently used by Mista.
Daisy the Bunny: Doomguy's pet bunny. She reminds him of better days.
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