Make an anime sound really bad in 1 sentence.

[Lurker]

Man finds book, uses it to become god.

 

[Vorkaysus]

Annoying little animals that fly, and are annoying or ugly, along with constant comments on combat abound, including screaming their lungs out when they jump out from a sneak attack, ruining everything...

 

[Noble Scion]

Immortal kid makes friends then loses them again all the time while participating in a huge animal abuse ring.

 

[Kylesar1]

Guy and girl can't get who they want, so they wallow in self pity

Kozu no Honkai

 

[zachie mel]

kid cant stay out of trouble because he is selfish

black butler

 

[M Y S T I]

disfigured dogs and mutilated cats.

Pokemon.

 

[M Y S T I]

screaming.

Dragon Ball Z, Fairy Tail, Naruto, One Piece, the list goes on

 

[Gizaira]

A convenient excuse to have fan service be relevant to the plot. - Akiba's Trip The Animation

 

[aaaah]

Tears. So many tears.

- Your Lie in April

 

[Shuttleloop14]

Blonde Dwarf with a ponytail and a bootleg phantom from the Legend of Zelda try to get red sphere made of many babies' pain whilst fighting immortal guys which include: an old magic man, an old pirate cosplayer, a literal child, fan-service, Out of place CGI, Generic dumb muscle guy, greedy version of Death the Kid from Soul Eater and last but not least a fat guy.

~ FullMetal Alchemist: Brotherhood (my #1 favourite anime)

 

[Fluquor]

Local boy finds baby which proceeds to shoot him in the head so he'll stop crying and run around in his briefs instead. ~ Katekyo Hitman Reborn

Totally normal school days ~ Nichijou

The above, but with guys! ~ Danshi Koukousei no Nichijou

Teenagers stay up too late watching TV and hallucinate fighting their deepest secrets ~ Persona 4 the Animation (Not sure if this counts since it's technically based on a game?)

Military couch potato loses his shit after being woken up and kills everyone in the surrounding vicinity ~ Legend of the Legendary Heroes

Young child tries to find his father and instead joins an elite society of mostly psychopaths plus one pedophile clown ~ Hunter x Hunter

Hamsters actually lead secret lives ~ Hamtaro (God this was my childhood right here...)

Cheating on exams will only get you involved with people that have superpowers ~ Charlotte

I'MMA CLOBBAH DAT DERE KIRBEH ~ Kirby: Right Back at Ya! (Specifically the dub, for this one... XD)

 

[marorda]

Schoolboy who somehow lives on his own finds a little girl living in his fridge but he tries to live live as normal ~ Potemayo

 

[SimpleGuy]

"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!"

-DragonBall Z

 

[NeoGenesis]

Neet somehow gains somewhat immortality. -Re:Zero

 

[BNKAB]

Rubber band tries to be a pirate hero and sucseds -one piece

 

[MISTER UN. 0W3N]

Having ultimate power is not all that's cracked up to be. - JUST ABOUT EVERY ONE WEBCOMIC/MANGA/ANIME (aka One Punch Man & Mob Psycho 100)

 

[BNKAB]

Bald guy is the new superman -One punch man

 

[Flooberoid]

Man repeatedly fails at his aspirations and lives on bell peppers without beef until he dies. -Cowboy Bebop

 

[Mekuto]

Everyone you are about dies

 

[DemetrioMachete]

Kenshiro becomes a gentleman and beats up David Bowie after he turns into a Vampire. -Phantom Blood

A British-American teams up with the Nazis to kill Aztec Stripper Gods. -Battle Tendency

An old man and his entourage of bodybuilders go to kill a flamboyant vampire in Egypt with punchghosts. -Stardust Crusaders

A high school goofball kinkshames a serial killer. -Diamond is Unbreakable

The son of the Living Meme Machine usurps a Mafia with his Mary Sue powers. -Vento Aureo

Jotaro's horny daughter tries to defeat a gay priest, who then presses the universal reset button. - Stone Ocean

A horse race across America turns into a plot to destroy the President of the United States. -Steel Ball Run

Diamond is Unbreakable, except it's not.
-Jojolion

 

[Xena]

A bunch of boys think a girl is another boy and force this girls to seduce other girls because money? -Ouran High School Host Club

 

[Narcolepsy_and_Cartoons]

A highschool where a bunch of hypocrites constantly roasts the kid with a learning disability-Baka to test

An anime where panty shots and big boobs are replaced with memes and animal abusing yaoi artists -Nichijou

An academy that helps several students who looks or act as if they belong in a circus to become C to D list superheros. -Boku no hero

The one where a teenager kisses a ten year old -Negima!

Another anime where boys are sent to an all girl's school, but they actually enjoy the humiliating slapstick humor that befalls them -Prison School

Proof that anime is aware of their fanservice and that you don't need magical swords or extraterrestrial genetics when you have a kickass...ass. -Keijo!!!

 

[Lotte]

HELLO FROM THE OTHER SIIIIIIIIIIIIDE! -Attack on titan

 

[Leveque]

You just throw your balls at animals and make them fight each other
-Pokemon

 

[JustAverage]

Big man kills people with giant stick of iron, gets into gay relationship with shemale. -Berserk (1997)