SkyGinge
Sad Shroom
"Aye, a bucket," Joachim grunted in responce to Hottie, his usual charm and charisma thoroughly drowned by the battle and subsequent torrent, "and whilst you're at it, think you could magic me up a new arm and some booze? That'd be killer. Cheers." After the days tribulations, this was the perfect night for a good drink. Surrounded by strangers, with an arm pretty MIA... yup, perfect. Stuff of university daydreams, this. Fantastic.
Folks were by and by standing around like little rural freshman eager for a good time at a tavern but having no-fricking-idea what they were doing. Joachim couldn't help but grin his roguish grin at the scene. Gah, whoever knew 'sadism' would be a thing Joachim Crowe could add to his personality arsenal, he chuckled internally, But this whole finding painful things bleeding hilarious is proper weird. Their little company was a right collection of mugs. Aside from Hottie, there was the black woman, Jimmy the Giant (who was looking particularly hard done by), Blondey, some crazy-muscular guy who Joachim certainly didn't want to get on the wrong side of...
The final member of their group, a fairly average looking guy with stubble who he'd seen getting all chummy with Stepladder Steve, spoke up, and started your standard introduction sesh'. Getting presumptuous now, are we, Stubbly? Joachim cocked a brow. Yeah, he was technically a magician, but not a particularly good one. At all. That said, he wasn't going to admit that; his pride forbade it. The black woman was next to introduce herself, but her name was so many weird consonants muddled together that Joachim resolved himself to find a more suitable nickname in due course. Then, Stepladder Steve (or rather Three-Storey-Xaus, which was a new nickname so funny that Joachim couldn't help but smirk at it) decided to take his shirt off. Fantastic there, mate, get in there. I know, instead of introducing myself like everyone else, I'll take off my shirt and let my 7-feet pecks tell the story. That probably wasn't the reason, but it was much funnier to imagine that it was.
The only person who's name Joachim actually intended to remember (except for Three-Storey-Xaus... because that was ruddy hilarious) was Hottie, or rather Rue, who immediately instated herself as a kind of leader. Alas, poor lady, for Joachim Crowe has long since had a vendetta against leaders big and small. Though her sexuality was certainly going to help in convincing him to obey. Heck, she's probably the only one here I'll actually take orders from, Joachim's smirk was ironic. Ah well. P'raps, this time, it would actually be easier just taking orders.
Hark, the beckoning call. Time for Mr Energetic to pull his dressing gown on. Fingers tapping against his dagger belt, Joachim straightened up slightly and gave the company a comedic salute. "Salutations. The name's Joachim Crowe, Ice Mage. Pretty cool, right? What a lad, he's got puns and everything." With a cheery grin, he turned to Rue. "I'll pass on the healing, Ho-erm... Rue. Something tells me you're largely all magicked out, certainly enough to make healing this mess hell." He pointed a lazy finger to his mangled arm, and then turned to address the wider party. "Anyhow, don't know about you fine chaps and chapettes, but I say we need to do away with all these spots of silence. Heal the wounds of battle with a good tale or two. As my old pa used to say, 'laughter is the best medicine'. If I could laugh my arm back to life, that'd be ruddy brilliant, but sadly this is one of many things dad was wrong about. Anyhow, how about we exchange a tale or too? Get all chummy before we get ourselves deaded. How about you, big guy?" He tossed the ball over to Three-Storey-Xaus (stop, stop, it's too funny!). "I bet you've seen all sorts of banterous occurrences from them lofty heights."
@TheDragonMoon @Epiphany (directly)
@Quill @grey987 @Kyte @Kharmin (indirectly)
Folks were by and by standing around like little rural freshman eager for a good time at a tavern but having no-fricking-idea what they were doing. Joachim couldn't help but grin his roguish grin at the scene. Gah, whoever knew 'sadism' would be a thing Joachim Crowe could add to his personality arsenal, he chuckled internally, But this whole finding painful things bleeding hilarious is proper weird. Their little company was a right collection of mugs. Aside from Hottie, there was the black woman, Jimmy the Giant (who was looking particularly hard done by), Blondey, some crazy-muscular guy who Joachim certainly didn't want to get on the wrong side of...
The final member of their group, a fairly average looking guy with stubble who he'd seen getting all chummy with Stepladder Steve, spoke up, and started your standard introduction sesh'. Getting presumptuous now, are we, Stubbly? Joachim cocked a brow. Yeah, he was technically a magician, but not a particularly good one. At all. That said, he wasn't going to admit that; his pride forbade it. The black woman was next to introduce herself, but her name was so many weird consonants muddled together that Joachim resolved himself to find a more suitable nickname in due course. Then, Stepladder Steve (or rather Three-Storey-Xaus, which was a new nickname so funny that Joachim couldn't help but smirk at it) decided to take his shirt off. Fantastic there, mate, get in there. I know, instead of introducing myself like everyone else, I'll take off my shirt and let my 7-feet pecks tell the story. That probably wasn't the reason, but it was much funnier to imagine that it was.
The only person who's name Joachim actually intended to remember (except for Three-Storey-Xaus... because that was ruddy hilarious) was Hottie, or rather Rue, who immediately instated herself as a kind of leader. Alas, poor lady, for Joachim Crowe has long since had a vendetta against leaders big and small. Though her sexuality was certainly going to help in convincing him to obey. Heck, she's probably the only one here I'll actually take orders from, Joachim's smirk was ironic. Ah well. P'raps, this time, it would actually be easier just taking orders.
Hark, the beckoning call. Time for Mr Energetic to pull his dressing gown on. Fingers tapping against his dagger belt, Joachim straightened up slightly and gave the company a comedic salute. "Salutations. The name's Joachim Crowe, Ice Mage. Pretty cool, right? What a lad, he's got puns and everything." With a cheery grin, he turned to Rue. "I'll pass on the healing, Ho-erm... Rue. Something tells me you're largely all magicked out, certainly enough to make healing this mess hell." He pointed a lazy finger to his mangled arm, and then turned to address the wider party. "Anyhow, don't know about you fine chaps and chapettes, but I say we need to do away with all these spots of silence. Heal the wounds of battle with a good tale or two. As my old pa used to say, 'laughter is the best medicine'. If I could laugh my arm back to life, that'd be ruddy brilliant, but sadly this is one of many things dad was wrong about. Anyhow, how about we exchange a tale or too? Get all chummy before we get ourselves deaded. How about you, big guy?" He tossed the ball over to Three-Storey-Xaus (stop, stop, it's too funny!). "I bet you've seen all sorts of banterous occurrences from them lofty heights."
@TheDragonMoon @Epiphany (directly)
@Quill @grey987 @Kyte @Kharmin (indirectly)