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The Pun Tyrant
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EPISODE 1: With Friends Like This, Who Needs Characters?
The student body representative WISHED the day had started like one of those roleplay starting posts nobody really likes to read. One of those days with the bright blue skies and the cheery rays of sunlight just warm enough for spring but not warm enough that the delinquents had an excuse to walk around in those awfully sweaty t-shirts that on top of reeking violated the school rules to wear a uniform. A day with peace and quiet, just students walking, flying, skipping, jumping, floating or riding into the classrooms like usual. Everyone could just sit down, welcome the weekly transfer student with a suspicious background and pick on the guy on the window seat for no appearant reason. But even such simple youthful delights were robbed from her. Sure, the skies had done their part, it was in fact pretty sunny today, but down on Earth everything was a ruckus. The magical teachers were desperately wiping memories while creating magic circles to stop the robots and aliens from attacking each other with evergrowing lazers. A group of nekos had made a nest for potential litters with a faceless nobody. And no one, no one could shut up that sleeping pyshic from class 1-C who just COULDN'T STOP DREAMING OF PANCAKES!!!!!! The student body representative had to stop herself for a moment, taking in large gulps of air. It was fine. She was fine. She had to be fine.
Today was a special day after all.
The Student Body Representative Hanekawa
It was a great day. An important day. Even if the speech this morning had been a disaster and everyone felt the urgent need to buy some pancakes by the end thanks to the psychic girl's dream flashing in everyone's minds the whole time like some subliminal message, even if everything was a ruckus and teachers were coming late left and right, even if those demonic notebooks kept popping up in the lost and found, and the disciplinary commity had their hands full with some other business that morning of all mornings and her hair was starting to white from the stress to the point she could almost feel an edgy theme song playing in the back of her mind, driving her a little more insane every second like she could get a knife and...
"We're not rated for gore, Hanekawa-san." said a voice closely behind. The student body represetative turned around, seeing none other than that energetic woman that was known as the laziest more empty-headed staff member in the entire school and possibly in every school in that area, who only kept her head in place because it was glued to her shoulders. She was also the acting club's supervisor.
"Oh, Bakaneko-sensei. Didn't notice you there." Speaking of the acting club, it was incredible how they even managed to stay afloat. With nekos, dragons, magical items, ghosts, aliens... Who knew what else going around in this school, they still had somehow managed to pull off an air of fantasy for the students in previous years. Some mysticism to their plays. And so, somehow their club had thrived but... "I heard your club will be looking for applicants this year again."
"Yes, indeed. Almost all of the members graduated last year. In fact, the acting club is short on members. Do you know the five member requirement to keep the club afloat? Suddenly we don't meet such a requirement anymore. But our students are determined to change that. In fact, I even gave them a little suggestion, and they finally agreed to it today! Want to come check it out with me? I'll only be skipping on work for a little bit. The club recruitment period is almost over anyway."
Hanekawa sighed at the teacher's playful wink. No wonder they were so desperate...
Good luck, acting club. You were gonna need it.
The student body representative WISHED the day had started like one of those roleplay starting posts nobody really likes to read. One of those days with the bright blue skies and the cheery rays of sunlight just warm enough for spring but not warm enough that the delinquents had an excuse to walk around in those awfully sweaty t-shirts that on top of reeking violated the school rules to wear a uniform. A day with peace and quiet, just students walking, flying, skipping, jumping, floating or riding into the classrooms like usual. Everyone could just sit down, welcome the weekly transfer student with a suspicious background and pick on the guy on the window seat for no appearant reason. But even such simple youthful delights were robbed from her. Sure, the skies had done their part, it was in fact pretty sunny today, but down on Earth everything was a ruckus. The magical teachers were desperately wiping memories while creating magic circles to stop the robots and aliens from attacking each other with evergrowing lazers. A group of nekos had made a nest for potential litters with a faceless nobody. And no one, no one could shut up that sleeping pyshic from class 1-C who just COULDN'T STOP DREAMING OF PANCAKES!!!!!! The student body representative had to stop herself for a moment, taking in large gulps of air. It was fine. She was fine. She had to be fine.
Today was a special day after all.
The Student Body Representative Hanekawa
It was a great day. An important day. Even if the speech this morning had been a disaster and everyone felt the urgent need to buy some pancakes by the end thanks to the psychic girl's dream flashing in everyone's minds the whole time like some subliminal message, even if everything was a ruckus and teachers were coming late left and right, even if those demonic notebooks kept popping up in the lost and found, and the disciplinary commity had their hands full with some other business that morning of all mornings and her hair was starting to white from the stress to the point she could almost feel an edgy theme song playing in the back of her mind, driving her a little more insane every second like she could get a knife and...
"We're not rated for gore, Hanekawa-san." said a voice closely behind. The student body represetative turned around, seeing none other than that energetic woman that was known as the laziest more empty-headed staff member in the entire school and possibly in every school in that area, who only kept her head in place because it was glued to her shoulders. She was also the acting club's supervisor.
"Oh, Bakaneko-sensei. Didn't notice you there." Speaking of the acting club, it was incredible how they even managed to stay afloat. With nekos, dragons, magical items, ghosts, aliens... Who knew what else going around in this school, they still had somehow managed to pull off an air of fantasy for the students in previous years. Some mysticism to their plays. And so, somehow their club had thrived but... "I heard your club will be looking for applicants this year again."
"Yes, indeed. Almost all of the members graduated last year. In fact, the acting club is short on members. Do you know the five member requirement to keep the club afloat? Suddenly we don't meet such a requirement anymore. But our students are determined to change that. In fact, I even gave them a little suggestion, and they finally agreed to it today! Want to come check it out with me? I'll only be skipping on work for a little bit. The club recruitment period is almost over anyway."
Hanekawa sighed at the teacher's playful wink. No wonder they were so desperate...
Good luck, acting club. You were gonna need it.
Naturally a small crowd would form around the jousting knight that appeared amidst the club stands. It came trotting in mouted on a horse with a weirdly large head, clearly composed of half of a horse costume covering a centaur's upper body. The centaur pretending to be the horse was none other than Uma Sato, vice-president of the acting club, and the one thing that was assured was that she was blushing form both heat and embarassment underneath that layer. Sharing that heat and embarassment was the person in the tinfoil knight costume riding on top of the centaur, me, Torinaiwa Senbonohana. The new president of the acting club as of the end of the past year. Now it was my responsability, and Uma's and of a couple others to save the club from extentision. Yet, with an obviously fake spear on one hand and a basket full of pamphlets on the other, while riding my best friend and spouting nonsense like:
"Come, come, join the great battle to defeat the overlord! Save the princesses! Or perhaps you'd rather dive into the sea of knowledges, arrr, or explore space with magical rockets? The acting club brings you all of that, and more! Come, come and join us! in Kibo High's Acting club!"
Of course, we had to be very careful not to knock down the T.V. on the wooden stand next to us, which had some more accessible pamphlets and the aforementioned T.V. which in turn was playing old videos of the acting club's past performances. Even I couldn't help but occasionally take a peek in search of strength in my senpais who had already left us behind (to college, of course).
Suddenly I felt a bump. My masket turned ever so slightly, but dozens of pamphlets still made their way to the floor, out of my reach. Someone grabbed one and took a look while I was too flustered too speak and too afraid to fall to move:
[div class=pamphlet] Come Join Kibo High's Acting Club!
We are looking for people like YOU!
All talents welcome to apply! Come have fun and show the world that you can proudly live in another!
Meet new people, organize plays and reach new fame with a big performance in the end of the year!
Join the acting club today! Just sign your name, age, year, email adress and phone number and cross the functions you want to apply to in the back!
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Club President, head writer and director:
Torinaiwa Senbonohana
Club vice-president:
Uma Sato
You:
*Actor □
*Technician □
*Assistant Script-Writer □
*Lead Singer (must also be actor) □
*Choreographer □
*Technical Director (must also be a technician) □
*Costume Designer □
*Set Designer □
*In-stage Prop Crew □
*Make-up Artist □
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Note to self: Don't let Bakaneko-sensei ever touch a pamphlet again.
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