Clairikins
Lesbian Extraordinaire
"Welcome to the Academy. Over here we have the Center of Conflict Resolution, they're really good at fixing up whenever people have a disagreement; over there we have the mail room- people can send messages back and forth as much as they like, I hear you had something similar on Earth, so they deal with packages and the like here; classrooms start on the second floor, you can take one of the many staircases up, and they're numbered so hopefully you won't get lost; ah, and here's the cafeteria, come on in.
"Come on, you haven't eaten since you woke up, grab something. Fruit, bagels, water, coffee, there's all sorts of meat in the preservation bubble just over there, but you might want to wait for the Minotaurs to be done first. What, pay? Yea, I know you don't have any money: no one here has money, if you're hungry just take some food."
"Wha? How does this place afford everything? Have you not seen all the people? Everyone here does something, from running the mail to cooking to teaching or learning to- oh Gods, not again. Hey! That's not a Quest Board, Dillian! I don't care if the Quest Board is full, Dillian! If that Quest is still there when I get over there I will confiscate it, Dillian! Yea, I thought so!
"Right, where were we? Ah, right. So, do you want to enroll at the Academy? Why don't you have a look around, see what looks good? If you have trouble reading the signs, there's a class for that!"
"Come on, you haven't eaten since you woke up, grab something. Fruit, bagels, water, coffee, there's all sorts of meat in the preservation bubble just over there, but you might want to wait for the Minotaurs to be done first. What, pay? Yea, I know you don't have any money: no one here has money, if you're hungry just take some food."
"Wha? How does this place afford everything? Have you not seen all the people? Everyone here does something, from running the mail to cooking to teaching or learning to- oh Gods, not again. Hey! That's not a Quest Board, Dillian! I don't care if the Quest Board is full, Dillian! If that Quest is still there when I get over there I will confiscate it, Dillian! Yea, I thought so!
"Right, where were we? Ah, right. So, do you want to enroll at the Academy? Why don't you have a look around, see what looks good? If you have trouble reading the signs, there's a class for that!"
