LAST person to post is the winner!!!

Me: *in the hospital*
Jeff: *losing his mind worrying*
Ticci Toby: Why not call and check on her?
Jeff: good idea. *calls me* Hey Nellie, are you ok?
Me: oh, I'm fine, DADDY.
Jeff: what?
Me: *laughs* Jeff, babe... I'm pregnant.
Jeff: omfg... *tears form*
Ticci Toby: what is it?
Jeff: I'm gonna be a dad...

*TIMESKIP TO BIRTH*

Me: *sleepy* Jeff, we did it...
Jeff: *strokes our child's hair*she's beautiful...
Me: what should we name her...?
Jeff: Hailey Rose Woods. That'll be her full name...
 

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