LAST person to post is the winner!!!

[Elizabeth Ashreel]

I will never admit defeat

 

[Alfonzo]

You shall against the Belgian!

 

[Elizabeth Ashreel]

NEVER! I HAVE A LOLI ARMY AND THE LOLI PROTECTION PROGRAM PROHIBITS VIOLENCE AGAINST THEM! MEANING I HAVE AN UNTOUCHABLE ALIANCE HA

 

[Alfonzo]

Damnit.. i have no counter...

 

[Elizabeth Ashreel]

Ha!

 

[Alfonzo]

I will have to call some exstreme measures... BRING OUT THE NECK BEARDS!

 

[Elizabeth Ashreel]

OH GOSH NO

 

[Alfonzo]

*they overrun the Lolis making them their waifus and taking them back to their mother’s basements*

 

[Alfonzo]

Well I think I have won this one!

 

[Elizabeth Ashreel]

*Calls an army of magical girls*

 

[Elizabeth Ashreel]

 

[Alfonzo]

Oh no! I’ve run out of neck beards in the first wave! TIME TO UNLEASH THE NICE GUYS! *they would endlessly try to be nice to the magical girls distracting them and making them feel more and more uncomfortable*

 

[Elizabeth Ashreel]

*Magical girls attack with a wave of sparkelys and doki doki, blowing the nice guys into oblivion*

 

[Alfonzo]

Oh Christ... I appear to be out of degenerates to throw at this...

 

[Alfonzo]

What if I just ask for the crown? Will that work?

 

[Elizabeth Ashreel]

Nope

 

[Alfonzo]

What if.... umm... we share it?

 

[Elizabeth Ashreel]

no

 

[Alfonzo]

What do you want in exchange for the crown?

 

[Elizabeth Ashreel]

You know if you only ask nicely I'd consider it, but you haven't said the magic word yet.

 

[Alfonzo]

Ughhhhhhhhh.....! Fine.... hokus pokus!

 

[Elizabeth Ashreel]

I said word, not wordsssss

 

[Alfonzo]

Hokus?

 

[Alfonzo]

Abakadabra!?

 

[Alfonzo]

Are you forcing me to say please?