LAST person to post is the winner!!!

[The Waluigist Priestess]

Dad left?

 

[SnapePotions34]

No.

 

[The Waluigist Priestess]

Dad! *hugs Professor Snape* ^w^

 

[Mr. Sparks]

I-
I want a dad ;-;

 

[SnapePotions34]

Congratulations, Snape is now your dad.

 

[The Waluigist Priestess]

You can be my sibling! Welcome to the Snape family!

 

[Mr. Sparks]

YAY!!
Do I have permission to hug?

 

[The Waluigist Priestess]

Dad have you seen Draco lately? And yes.

 

[SnapePotions34]

No, I have not seen Draco, and yes @thatboinotgood you may hug.

 

[Mr. Sparks]

-hugs-
Can I marry the old man who lives in the cave? Or is that from shrek..

No, I have not seen Draco, and yes @thatboinotgood you may hug.

-hugs-

 

[SnapePotions34]

No idea.

 

[The Waluigist Priestess]

*is wearing my quidditch robe, jeans, and fluffy unicorn slippers because it's comfy* Dad, I'm gonna send Draco an owl, now... WHERE THE FUCK IS SKITTLES!?!?

 

[TheKingsFool]

nah you have a hubby

 

[Mr. Sparks]

WHO THE FUCK IS KIMBERLY AND WHY IS SHE EATING DEKUS EARWAX

 

[TheKingsFool]

wft

 

[Mr. Sparks]

nah you have a hubby

Oh-

-pulls ring pop out-

 

[SnapePotions34]

WHO THE FUCK IS KIMBERLY AND WHY IS SHE EATING DEKUS EARWAX

WHAT THE F*** IS GOING ON!?!?!

 

[Mr. Sparks]

(Oh my cousin and her friend are role playing over the phone and she’s spinning

 

[TheKingsFool]

*Blushes* Your not shoving a ringpop up my ass

 

[The Waluigist Priestess]

*a frickin rainbow Owl flies over* YASS SKITTLES! *writes a quick letter to Draco and has Skittles send it to him before eating some actual skittles. gives some to Dad* TASTE THE RAINBOW!!!

 

[SnapePotions34]

F*** the rainbow.

 

[The Waluigist Priestess]

Okay, Dad. I don't need to know what goes on in your bedroom.

 

[TheKingsFool]

TASTE THE RAINBOW MOTHA FUCKAS

 

[The Waluigist Priestess]

XD

 

[SnapePotions34]

Hydrate or diedrate.