Ezina-Kusu
Junior Member
say what's on you mind
LAST person to post is the winner!!!
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Simon_Hawk
Ranger
That's okay. We have offer special financing. All you to apply is to fill out a form and submit a urine sample, three toenail clippings, some earwax, and a wad of belly button lint. Oh, and dibs on your soul.My dude. I’m broke
Silly Little Guy
H-O-T-T-O-G-O (She/They)
I’ll pass
Ezina-Kusu
Junior Member
... who has enough for a full wad of lint?
Simon_Hawk
Ranger
I shouldn't assume things based on my own personal experience
Silly Little Guy
H-O-T-T-O-G-O (She/They)
That’s not ok-
Kaiju Cat
Demon spoon cat stand
Sounds like an initiation for your cult khfss
Ezina-Kusu
Junior Member
omg don't get him started, also it's not legally a 'cult' because he registered it as a practicing religion so don't call it one or he'll sue you for slander, need the money to buy his 'congregation' more potato's
Kaiju Cat
Demon spoon cat stand
Ahh lol
Simon_Hawk
Ranger
It's technically a religion. There's a God and prayers n' stuff. It's not my fault there's a sacrifice snuck in there from time to time in the hopes we revive the all mighty Cthulhu.omg don't get him started, also it's not legally a 'cult' because he registered it as a practicing religion so don't call it one or he'll sue you for slander, need the money to buy his 'congregation' more potato's
Ezina-Kusu
Junior Member
Ugh again with Cthulhu. What about Priapus dude! His oversized genitals, twisted body and blood vengeance against donkey's is like made for you!
Simon_Hawk
Ranger
I know but the oversized genitals makes me jealous.
Ezina-Kusu
Junior Member
well yk his mom Aphrodite was all like 'Well fuck I'm not dealing with that' which is strange because that's supposed to be what she's all about... right?
Silly Little Guy
H-O-T-T-O-G-O (She/They)
Simon_Hawk
Ranger
Man, I don't know too much about that stuff. I guess I'd identify with Hephaestus on account of the ugliest. Lol
Ezina-Kusu
Junior Member
... you're kidding right? how do you go for Hephaestus over Pan?! You are practically his doppelganger!
Simon_Hawk
Ranger
Ezina-Kusu
Junior Member
come on! Those shifty lil eyes, the weaselly grin... the goat stuff. It's like your reflection!
Simon_Hawk
Ranger
It's freaking uncanny.
Ezina-Kusu
Junior Member
ah yesssss I feel validated
Simon_Hawk
Ranger
You're the smartest person I've ever met.
Ezina-Kusu
Junior Member
aw, that's such a nice thing to say and I know that ppl should just take compliments and all that but... now I have immediate imposter syndrome
Simon_Hawk
Ranger
It's all good, I have a healthy knack for making people feel bad by being nice to them.aw, that's such a nice thing to say and I know that ppl should just take compliments and all that but... now I have immediate imposter syndrome
Ezina-Kusu
Junior Member
humph, Cthulhu is a cruel god to give you this gift
Simon_Hawk
Ranger
He said he'd make my Weiner bigger but he lied. 
