LAST person to post is the winner!!!

Bruce: *pins me to wall*
Me: *slides down and escapes underneath his arms* SHORT PEOPLE ADVANTAGE!!!
Bruce: I WILL HAVE ALFRED PUT ALL YOUR STUFF ON TOP OF THE FRIDGE!!!
Me: I CAN REACH THE TOP OF THE FRIDGE, STUPID!!!
 
Bruce: Selina's a hoe.
Me: mhm.
Bruce: Nellie, I don't know WHAT it is you do that makes me want to wear a sweater with a dismembered cookie and sarcastic comeback on it, but never stop doing it.
Me: Can we get a fox please? They're adorable.
Bruce: fine, but you're cleaning up after it.
Me: DEAL. Sleepy time...
*Ghostbusters music plays* GHOST ALFRED!))
 
Another pet? You ready have 2 dogs, a cat, and a cow that you have to take care of since Damian left them with you, after he left to become his own person away from your shadow.
 

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