Kiss, kill, fuck, or marry the avatar BELOW you

(with my dying breath...)
This complete stranger is so cute, I could kiss them right now. Actually, let's take it even further and go with a full-on marriage proposal.

Would you marry me? Excellent! Would you like to try on this engagement ring I made just for you, first? It's in this nice, fancy ring box!

Ah, this is so wonderful, I hope you enjoy the ring and oh my goodness there was actually a spring-loaded knife inside! And it's lodged right where your heart is. Oh dear. I must've left the ring at home, and now I've killed them on accident. I guess we won't be doing any kissing or marrying after all.

How will I explain this to their parents?
(I would do fuck next, but, uh... yeah.)
 
*gets killed, returns as a fierce corpse*

kiss
 
Awww, kiss from Onmyoji! <3

I'll have to kill person below me though, by feeding them excessive amounts of donuts. Oh wait, no such thing as an excessive amount of donuts. Can never have too much.
 

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