Kiss, kill, fuck, or marry the avatar BELOW you

Aw, damn it. The plague won't spread again :(

Kiss. I pass the plague onto thee. Thou art the new herald of The Plague.
 
You can't kill a box! NO please, I have a wife and family! I have three little paper flutes at home, I need to live for them!
can I just give a friendly high five...? No? Okay...then, why not go all the way!
FUCK.
 
I dare you to kill me, foolish mortal. I have created an alliance with Shaggy so that I may have access to 0.01% of his power. You'll never be able to defeat me...

Person below me...will you...will you marry me?
 
To Pandora, NYET
For below me, I’ll go with kiss, it’s the least extreme (unless they’d have Ebola...)
 
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