Kiss, kill, fuck, or marry the avatar BELOW you

Homicide is illegal... didn't you know that, deary?

I would choose hug right now, but that's not an option.
Alternatively, marriage is.
 
But we're already married!

Let's take a leap shall we? Better call the police, no stopping the evil I'm about to release.
Kill!
 
Hey! These outfits are expensive, you know. Now you're just making a bloody mess of everything.

How does a man who can't die relax and unwind after not dying?

Casual sex, apparently. Lemme smash.
 
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DID SOMEBODY SAY SMASHING!?

O yea and forced marriage.
 
More like I abstain from murder and don't swear, so that usually leaves me with kiss or marriage.

Kiss the person below me!
 
You're kissing back!?
This is new.
People usually push away and try to kill me.

Speaking of, the person below me needs to be prepared for a blade to their throat.
Like, into.
Basically I'm killing.
 

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