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I'll probs continue the interaction after the christmas party
I used my time making a mega chocolate chip cookie that fits in a 10.25 inch cast iron skillet and ngl I am pretty proud
 
Ohhh yes but hold a sec

Pilgrim59 Pilgrim59 Are weapons allowed in the banquet hall 👀
Nope.
In the Halls of Principles, the only exceptions are the Martial officers, who may carry ceremonial swords for briefings. But since we're at a banquet, everyone was supposed to check in their weapons. Unless, of course, you want Lianjie to go full savage mode on your char, with their bare hands.
 
Someone: Flashes a fruit knife for the pear.
Zhu: THEY HAVE A WEAPON! STOP RESISTING! CEASE AND DESISTTTTT. AHHH
(shot the person 7 times at point blank)
Zhu: They were armed! It was self-defense, I swear!
(has her knee over the body's neck)

One could almost hear the person says "I can't breathe" near the end.
 
Thats alotta armor.

Gotta know that groin plate be uncomfortably slappin tho
They are of Wood alignment for a reason. You'll get an achievement if you manage to dismantle their entire armor. Maybe.

The same way early-war US troops got their groin plate in Iraq. Flappity flap flap.
The simplest solution is to remove your groin. Not hurty when it's flapping against your regions. Big brain.
 
It'll be funny if everyone tried to gang up on Wei Jiang, a five-foot-five armored commander. Just pile up on them until they give. No strategies needed.
we just toss big bags filled with sand at him until he's buried in them. gg ez
 

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