Fantasy [kGs] BoD_OOC

[ElenaIsCool]

Hey, I never confirmed I was a cook. I could be an Private Insurance Investigator with the power to see and hear the last moments of someone's death!

If you confirmed it’d be three cooks ya potata

Actually THERE ARE NO SUCH THING AS TOO MANY COOKS IN A KITCHEN!

More cooks = exploding tastebuds = good

 

[Orikanyo]

With so many mouths to feed, one needs many cooks...

And I for one believe having many of one thing leads to healthy competition and comradery.

Reflect off one another, achieve mastery in your struggles.

 

[ThatWhichShouldBe]

the Book of Dao is apparently half-recipes. Who knew?

 

[velle]

Presumably, being a young mistress of a wealthy family. :V

Connected to the Hongryeon League of Trades, most likely it seems.

Somewhere of both, since now I'm leaning to her being in a merchant family that might have bought a noble title a couple of dynasties ago. So her family might either be under it if they aren't in charge of the league lol

 

[poiyuups]

Brilliant Just this rando servant girl approaching all the people from different cultures to interrogate them about recipes they know

Combine both. Become a recipe collector. Dubbed "The Taste Master."

 

[FiveElemental]

With so many mouths to feed, one needs many cooks...

And I for one believe having many of one thing leads to healthy competition and comradery.

Reflect off one another, achieve mastery in your struggles.

Yes, but we need taxes, and I shall tax! Also maybe investigate cases, mysteries, and what-not.

 

[ElenaIsCool]

Petition for complete recipes

 

[Pilgrim59]

With so many mouths to feed, one needs many cooks...

And I for one believe having many of one thing leads to healthy competition and comradery.

Reflect off one another, achieve mastery in your struggles.

I wonder what would happen if I put "courtesans" instead of cook in the interest check. Everyone would somehow wants to be a musician/dancer/entertainer.

 

[ThatWhichShouldBe]

I wonder what would happen if I put "courtesans" instead of cook in the interest check. Everyone would somehow wants to be a musician/dancer/entertainer.

Sure, let's believe that's what courtesans are.

 

[Malphaestus]

I wonder what would happen if I put "courtesans" instead of cook in the interest check. Everyone would somehow wants to be a musician/dancer/entertainer.

You do realize what a courtesan is. Dao is not royalty yet, he cannot have a harem under legal jurisdiction.

 

[ElenaIsCool]

*looks at dancing cook*

Hmmmm-

 

[Orikanyo]

I wonder what would happen if I put "courtesans" instead of cook in the interest check. Everyone would somehow wants to be a musician/dancer/entertainer.

Gives me an idea...

But, it shall wait. For sleep is required.

Good night, Night Vale, good night.

 

[ElenaIsCool]

You do realize what a courtesan is. Dao is not royalty yet, he cannot have a harem under legal jurisdiction.

Illegal harems are frowned upon

 

[Malphaestus]

Illegal harems are frowned upon

Indeed.

 

[Damafaud]

> Courtesan

Imperial palace drama intensifies

 

[dragonsfire]

I wonder what would happen if I put "courtesans" instead of cook in the interest check. Everyone would somehow wants to be a musician/dancer/entertainer.

It would be instantaneous, the entire OOC thread would instantly shift from talk about food to entertainment, reality would bend at the whims of the edit.

Sure, let's believe that's what courtesans are.

Well, I believe that depends on what era of China we are talking about/taking influence from.

G'night Orikanyo

 

[ThatWhichShouldBe]

renegade polycules are strictly banned under Imperial law, it is known.

 

[poiyuups]

Would illegal harems be within the jurisdiction of the IRS tho

 

[Malphaestus]

Would illegal harems be within the jurisdiction of the IRS tho

Disband them and take their gold for Dao. Tax everything.

 

[FiveElemental]

I wonder what would happen if I put "courtesans" instead of cook in the interest check. Everyone would somehow wants to be a musician/dancer/entertainer.

Nah, I'd still wanna be a cook because I'm addicted to cooking anime

 

[Pilgrim59]

You do realize what a courtesan is. Dao is not royalty yet, he cannot have a harem under legal jurisdiction.

Yet.
Legal.
No such thing in an age of strife. Break the norms. Now go have kids you didn't know you had, milord.

 

[FiveElemental]

Would illegal harems be within the jurisdiction of the IRS tho

Yes, I constantly have to break them up

 

[poiyuups]

I'd be guilty cause I've literally never done an rp like this before so I'm just trying to go with the suggestions

 

[Soviet Panda]

Tatsu Kama going to have his hands full, I can feel it already.

 

[Malphaestus]

Yet.
Legal.
No such thing in an age of strife. Break the norms. Now go have kids you didn't know you had, milord.

The masterplan does not need it.