Malphaestus
Touched by the Apocalypse
I will take you, for now.Malware is here! xbddhvf
Malphaestus Would you like breakfast? A bath? Or...
... Book of Dao Special Premium Edition with Limited Pre-Ordered Figurines? xD
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I will take you, for now.Malware is here! xbddhvf
Malphaestus Would you like breakfast? A bath? Or...
... Book of Dao Special Premium Edition with Limited Pre-Ordered Figurines? xD
I will take you, for now.
Can I have a bath pretty please ;-; and please make it a deep tub, I hate American Tubs ;-;-;;-;-;-;-;-;-;-;Malware is here! xbddhvf
Malphaestus Would you like breakfast? A bath? Or...
... Book of Dao Special Premium Edition with Limited Pre-Ordered Figurines? xD
(throws in a pot)Can I have a bath please ;-; and please make it a deep tub,I hate American Tubs ;-;-;;-;-;-;-;-;-;-;
;-;-;-; Can I have a metal barrel full of water at the very least(throws in a pot)
We're on a budget, bud. Sorry.
No.;-;-;-; Can I have a metal barrel full of water at the very least
I'll go cry in a corner
What Mal said. I'm just a hosuekeeper. x);-;-;-; Can I have a metal barrel full of water at the very least
Rockabye baby, don't you cry.I'll go cry in a corner
How do I prevent that? ;-;Rockabye baby, don't you cry.
Momula will always love you. Until she doesn't. Lol.
By forming a pact with me: That you will join all of my future RPs.How do I prevent that? ;-;
Hmm a small price to pay for the warm embrace of MotherBy forming a pact with me: That you will join all of my future RPs.
So what does this pact entail? Sacrifice all my loved ones? Burn multiple villages down? End The World? Overthrow Capital?By forming a pact with me: That you will join all of my future RPs.
You would know. Stuck with me for all eternity. Muahahahaha.Do not.
Plenty of those in due time.Hmm a small price to pay for the warm embrace of Mother
Only that you will be a part of my clique on RPN, and join my RPs. Nothing but your participation and presence.So what does this pact entail? Sacrifice all my loved ones? Burn multiple villages down? Overthrow Capital?
Do not get ahead of yourself.You would know. Stuck with me for all eternity. Muahahahaha.
Plenty of those in due time.
Only that you will be a part of my clique on RPN, and join my RPs. Nothing but your participation and presence.
Nothing detrimental, I can assure you. Maybe a few braincells.
Ah long as those RPs include Bunny Girls and Boys, heck yeahYou would know. Stuck with me for all eternity. Muahahahaha.
Plenty of those in due time.
Only that you will be a part of my clique on RPN, and join my RPs. Nothing but your participation and presence.
Nothing detrimental, I can assure you. Maybe a few braincells.
Semantics. Potatoes, potatoes. You're here now. It's done. I am inevitable.Do not get ahead of yourself.
You proposed to me.
Why did you say potatoes twiceSemantics. Potatoes, potatoes. You're here now. It's done. I am inevitable.
Perhops. You'll find out soon enough.Ah long as those RPs include Bunny Girls and Boys, heck yeah
Mmm CandyPerhops. You'll find out soon enough.
Vegetables.Why did you say potatoes twice
Eat them or DIE MWAHAHAHAHVegetables.