Gao
[sad jester jingle noises]
just lock emery in a cupboard for the school year and slide beef jerky under the door for him
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ach1lles
doomed by the narrative
NO??? I'M CHILL WITH CANNIBALISM IF IT'S LIKE.. URUGUAYAN AIR FORCE FLIGHT 571, OR IF THE VICTIM CONSENTS, BUT LIKE??? CHILDREN CANNOT CONSENT, NOT EVEN TO CANNIBALISM.
ach1lles
doomed by the narrative
Wow, this just hit #1 on things I did not expect to say today: "Children cannot consent to cannibalism."
Gao
[sad jester jingle noises]
YEAH ME TOO ID NEVER EAT A CHILD HOW WEIRD WOULD THAT BE
but babies stare alot for bitchs that cant fight
but babies stare alot for bitchs that cant fight
Cello.
We are going to trust the giant flying sharks?
LMAO
My dog tried to commit cannibalism. Missed her target and got me. Now missing part of my bicep.
My dog tried to commit cannibalism. Missed her target and got me. Now missing part of my bicep.
Gao
[sad jester jingle noises]
ur dog has good taste
Cello.
We are going to trust the giant flying sharks?
LMAO NO SHE DOESNT
salem.
inactive, hiatus
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why are we talking about this
why are we talking about this
Cello.
We are going to trust the giant flying sharks?
Lets just say that event led to my uncle and dad pulling guns on each other and me and the dog were the main cause of it.
ach1lles
doomed by the narrative
Oh, and hypothetically, how Sai would taste: Currently, they are trapped within a human body. So like a human. But in their actual form, a little like really tough, really gamy, and extremely bitter fish.
Pira tastes like air. Absolutely nothing, at least in their truest form. They can sort of??? Mimic how humans taste, but they don't really put that much thought into it, so if Emery chomped them right now, they would taste like nothing. (Honestly, they would offer to let Emery eat a part of them that they simulated to taste like human meat, though it would weigh like... half a pound.)
Pira tastes like air. Absolutely nothing, at least in their truest form. They can sort of??? Mimic how humans taste, but they don't really put that much thought into it, so if Emery chomped them right now, they would taste like nothing. (Honestly, they would offer to let Emery eat a part of them that they simulated to taste like human meat, though it would weigh like... half a pound.)
salem.
inactive, hiatus
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Gao
[sad jester jingle noises]
THATS REALLY NICE OF PIRA TO OFFER
ach1lles
doomed by the narrative
ASDDSFD- PIRA IS VERY CONFUSED, BUT HEY, WHAT ARE THE CHANCES THEY'LL GET NUKED HERE? MIGHT AS WELL OFFER SOME OF THEM TO THIS STARVING ORPHAN CHILD.
Gao
[sad jester jingle noises]
They'd be stuck with him though emery would just follow them everywhere for nibbles
feed ur dog pira
feed ur dog pira
ach1lles
doomed by the narrative
(Another question: How much meat does he require to live??? Does he break it down to caloric dietary requirements, like Simon Alkenmeyer going that he needs 250 calories of human sustenance a day, or is he just "Meat. Slab. In my mouth. I live."?)
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salem.
inactive, hiatus
omg
ach1lles
doomed by the narrative
This is a serious conversation about eating people, Lofi.
Cello.
We are going to trust the giant flying sharks?
LMAO0
Gao
[sad jester jingle noises]
MEAT SLAB IN MY MOUTH LIVE
he goes absolute smooth brain around food it's actual caveman mode
But because he is a glutton he hasn't really had to go without eating for a long time, since he when he gets hungry enough he will just go attack whatever or whoever
he goes absolute smooth brain around food it's actual caveman mode
But because he is a glutton he hasn't really had to go without eating for a long time, since he when he gets hungry enough he will just go attack whatever or whoever
salem.
inactive, hiatus
Gao
[sad jester jingle noises]
I typed that like pure shit ignore that I am focused on hot choccy right now
Cello.
We are going to trust the giant flying sharks?
NO I AM NOT I AM READING A DAMN BOOK-
salem.
inactive, hiatus
oh ok
Cello.
We are going to trust the giant flying sharks?
Lmao
ach1lles
doomed by the narrative
MOOD- He kind of reminds me of this character called Trace from an IF called Greenwarden. I think you would like them, Gao.
Piranesi just quietly accepts that they've adopted a feral gremlin child and now offers them meat for letting them pat his head. (And helping around the infirmary so he doesn't go feral and attack anyone.)
Piranesi just quietly accepts that they've adopted a feral gremlin child and now offers them meat for letting them pat his head. (And helping around the infirmary so he doesn't go feral and attack anyone.)
