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[Cello.]

NO WHO WOULD FLIRT WITH HER ANYWAY?

 

[salem.]

PEKO
NOW HAND HER OVER

 

[Cello.]

NOOOOOOOOOO AMETHYST COULD FINALLY MAKE FUN OF SOMEONE FOR HEIGHT THOUGH

 

[Gao]

Egg tarts sounds absolutely terrifying
I usually love anything egg related (egg sandwiches are so wowwwwow to me I love them) but a tart sounds horrible.

 

[salem.]

GRRRR IF YOU WONT HAND HER OVER ILL TAKE HER MYSELF GRRRRR

 

[Cello.]

I like deviled eggs any other way to eat eggs I almost throw up cause I was the same way Gao.

 

[ach1lles]

THESE- GLORIOUS, GLORIOUS GIFTS GIVEN TO US FROM THE VERY GODS OF PASTRY THEMSELVES, THE SIMPLE, SWEET AND FILLING TEXTURE OF THE EGG CUSTARD, MELTING IN YOUR MOUTH, MIXING WITH THE FLAKY, LARD-FILLED CRUST THAT SNAPS BENEATH YOUR TEETH. HEAVEN CAN BE FOUND ON THE AISLES OF YOUR LOCAL ASIAN SUPERMARKET, RESTING ON YOUR TONGUE, ONLY FOR $4.99.

 

[ach1lles]

Huh??? The image didn't load. That certainly ruined the impact.

 

[Gao]

THATS HARROWING

 

[Cello.]

YOU CAN FUCKING TRY TO BUT I WILL RIP VERTEBRAES OUT IF NEEDED

Sounds like Mc. D trying to sell me shit Arch

 

[salem.]

ABDUCTS AMETHYST

 

[ach1lles]

 

[ach1lles]

I have to physically restrain myself from talking like that everyday, lol.

 

[Cello.]

RIPS VERTEBRAE OUT AND BEATS TO DEATH WITH IT. M I N E

 

[Gao]

okay u know what
they kinda
they kinda look yummy
egg and pastry idk man that sounds like it SLAPS

 

[salem.]

Bruh is that shit cheese

 

[Cello.]

I want them now-

 

[salem.]

RIPS VERTEBRAE OUT AND BEATS TO DEATH WITH IT. M I N E

WHAT THE FUCK

 

[Cello.]

AMETHYST IS MY PRESIOUS DAMN BABY BACK THE FUCK OFFFF

 

[ach1lles]

My hypothesis is correct: white people will see anything yellow and assume it's cheese.

And pffffft- no. It's egg custard, like the sort you would find in a creme brulee.

 

[salem.]

AMETHYST IS MY PRESIOUS DAMN BABY BACK THE FUCK OFFFF

SHE CAN BE MORE PRECIOUS WITH PEKO HAND HER OVER NOW

 

[ach1lles]

IT'S LITERALLY CREME BRULEE IN A PASTRY SHELL, WHAT ELSE DO YOU ASK FOR? ARE YOU HEATHENS NOT SATISFIED??? THE PASTRY GODS WILL STRIKE YOU DOWN FOR YOUR SACRILEGE.

 

[Gao]

AMETHYST CAN BE SHARED

I do love custard, never tried egg custard.
Based on how it looks I am going to assume its yummy and I shall have a nibble

 

[salem.]

My hypothesis is correct: white people will see anything yellow and assume it's cheese.

And pffffft- no. It's egg custard, like the sort you would find in a creme brulee.

bruh
I-
Im Mexican

 

[Cello.]

I dont do that-

HELL NO BITCH. PEKO CAN ATTEMPT TO FLIRT WITH HER BUT SHIT WILL GO DOWN HILL