Captain Lycanroc
Professional Online Funny-man
A Rich looking man walks the dreary street on a rainy night, his dress shoes tapping against the wet sidewalk as his soggy coat clung to his sides, a black umbrella blocks his upper half from the rain as he rounds the street corner, under the old Millwood bridge.
around the corner from under the Bridge the umbrella rolls and drifts away, pulled on by the strong winds, from the shadows the man's body lay face down on the pavement, a current of deep crimson washed down to the gutter by rainwater, his pockets empty and no sign of struggle marking his body.
the morning after, the crime is investigated and by no surprise seems to be that of the Bizarre variety and so is turned over to the Speed Wagon Foundation for investigation, The SWF hands the mission to a special task force of recruits, this will be their first mission: to investigate the strange murder of Mr. Brawn
[ 12:30 PM Mission briefing room of the SWF's Supernatural investigations department (S.I.D) ]
A balding, sweaty, overweight man in a suit the barely contains his stomach sits behind a desk holding a projector remote in one and a handkerchief in the other, occasionally dabbing it to his forehead and whipping his glasses clean of fog. It's Halfway through Summer in Black Falls Wisconsin and it's one of the hottest of all time for the little town, and to really nail in the heat- The air conditioner is out inside the Wisconsin branch of the Speedwagon Foundation's Supernatural investigations department or S.I.D for short.
Dabbing his head once more the man loosens his tie and nodded to a young equally as sweety intern by the door who quickly snapped the lights off and dashed to turn on the projector to display the Speedwagon Logo (all be it at a slight angle) on the stark white wall at the head of the room
Clearing his throat the man began his introduction with a flustered "Good afternoon recruits, Thank you for arriving on such a... Hot... Day- Huff, of the year on such short notice. I'm S.I.D Branch Director, Donny Tello, you may call me either Don or Mr. Tello" He hit the 'Next slide' button' on the remote and the screen flipped to show the Millwood Bridge- Covered in police tape.
"To cut to the chase and avoid the heat, your first assignment as apart of S.I.D is to investigate the murder and robbery of on 'Mr. James Brawn, a real estate monger, high roller, and millionaire. He was found dead under the Millwood Bridge last night, with no sign of struggle at all- but I digress, They'll tell you more details at the crime scene." pressing the power button on the remote and nodding to the intern the lights flipped back on and Mr. Tello wiped off his face and glasses again before addressing those in the room.
"But- Before I ship you off in a 'Speedwagon Transportation Van' I'd like you to all get to know each other, I know who you are but your comrades do not, so, why not go around the room and introduce yourselves- you're all here for your unique abilities and strengths, So you should know who you are working with- but Do not feel pushed to divulge any info you do not wish to give out, Just your Name, Previous employment, and something you enjoy to do is needed- Any other info added is encouraged but not necessary."
He sounded like a 2nd-grade teacher during circle time on the first class of the year with all new students, but it was the fastest way to build a little bit of understanding between the recruits- so it'd have to do.