Dirtbear
Four Thousand Club
TNV Valkyrie;
In Transit to Lalande AO
March 31st 2338
09:00 hours Terran time
CIC
"Gallen, I know your feet hurt from sitting down all day, but please refrain from using the comm panel as a foot rest."
With an unhappy attitude, Gallen lifted his feet and parked them on the floor. He kept his face forward and gave another lazy salute in acknowledgement. 'Ooooh, you should become an officer, Gallen. Be on a fancy ship, Gallen. Play "Yes, sir. No, sir", Gallen with all the yuppity folk. Great IDEA.... Join the Navy, she said. It's more like prison with the false sense of freedom attached to it...' He mumbled to the blinking lights of the comm panel.
"Also, Gallen, care to explain as to why you, the Chief Communications Officer, was late to the CIC this morning?"
"Oh! You caught that, did ya?" He frowned before turning around in his chair to face the XO.
Gallen smiled and thought of his response, "Well, ya see, Takashi. I had woken up very early, as I usually do. But I had to communicate with the coffee machine because it was being way too chatty with me this morning. Same with the blast door that just wouldn't quit yapping about security clearance and what not. Oh! And don't get me started on those guards outside. They didn't even let me get through the door until I personally communicated their recommendations to Fleet Comm to assign them off guard duty. And, of course, I told them, ' I'm not authorized for that. I'm just a lowly Major that has to follow the totem pole of protocol like you two fair chaps. Now let me by before I'm late.' And do you know what they said?" Gallen asked rhetorically,
"They had the audacity to tell me no. So I marched them up to the mess hall and made them wipe down all the. . . um--umbrella stands that we have in case of a surprise attack of fire suppression systems. Those umbrella stands need to be spick-and-span if they are going to be up to the Commander's standards. Yes, sir they do. So as I left them to that task, I looked at the time in the mess hall and thought, 'Golly! I'm going to be late to my duties and kill us all if I don't reach my post in time!' So I ran as fast as I could down the decks. I even had to perform evasive maneuvers around these two bulkheads and narrowly avoided spilling my deliciously sweet coffee all over the place. And when I reached the doors to the bridge, it was already ten minutes passed the shift change and I realized I had failed and skulked my way to my station to think of ways to make up for my incompetence. And so I forced myself to endure the strenuous exercise of keeping my feet above my heart and they closest place was the comm panel. That's when you forgave me for being late and had me stop my punishment." Gallen finally finished his long believable story of why he was late.
Gallen smiled and added, "And by the way, you look rather peaceful today. Good for you, Lt. Colonel."
TNV Valkyrie;
In Transit to Lalande AO
March 31st 2338
09:15 hours Terran time
Starling's Quarters
"Have a seat. That's an order."
Kaylee perked up at the seriousness of the Commander's tone. 'I guess no time for small talk.' She said to herself as she arranged the chair away from Martins. She noticed Starling leaving the bottle of scotch on the desk and retrieved one of the glasses. She poured herself enough for a double and took a short sip of the liquor. She braced for the overt potency of the "Whiskey of Kings". She was never much for Scotch. One, too expensive. Two, she didn't feel like growing any hair on her chest. Of course, that wasn't implying that the Commander had---hair--- Ah hell, maybe Starling did have a rack full of excellent plumage. She was a tough bitch and she drank like a tough bitch.
"Cassandra, please display the breakdown of the Mk5 DSI, highlight mentioned areas."
With a very indiscernible grimace, Kaylee placed the liquor in her palm and looked up to see Martins bring up her DA and transferred the images onto the monitor across from them. Many images and information that, in all honesty, Frye was bored with. Her headache was drumming like a row of cadets marching double-time in place. She was wrapping up when Kaylee snapped out of her spaced state and looked towards her scotch and licked her lips. She lifted the glass and threw all etiquette out the window. The elixir sailed smoothly down her tongue and slipped down her throat like velvet. She placed the glass on the desk and closed her eyes. Her stomach had become a scorching furnace. She stretched her neck by rotation, feeling the sensation of floating begin to surface.
"What else would you like to know Commander?"
She sat up straight and cleared her throat. Peering over the dossier and seeing the usual jargon that accompanied top tier clearance, Kaylee pointed out the obvious, "You said quite a bit but that didn't answer the question, Lieutenant Martins. Why are they on this vessel, why are you on this vessel, and why was the Commander and myself not made aware of the ordnance before your departure of---", she paused to open the hard copy to her flight plan, "Sol." Her face set a hard look on the Lieutenant. She was upset with the fact that she didn't exactly know why a squadron was on her flight decks. "This assignment just seems to get worse and worse... Starting to think I made the wrong decision at ACOM..."