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[div class=bak][div class=linko]Tori Senbonohana[/div]
[div class="img o"][/div] [div class="img A" style="display:none"]The pair of gloves wrapped around the fungi, pressing up against the faintly white-orangish cap with a single purple line dividing the middle, like a border between countries. The roots untangled after a moment, a few snapped, and a yellow liquid dripped out of the so-called "faman's shroom". Needless to say I quickly threw it into the basket with the rest.[/div]
"Crap, I pulled too hard." I wasn't completely sure if the busted ones still counted for the quest. Probably not. Faman's shrooms growing spots weren't easy to find, and it was mostly the higher classes that ate them. The pickiest kind of people. In a way, I could see why: Though this particular shroom was on the little side, I could easily see the stalk being used as a glove for my thumb, given how thick it was. On the other hand, it was hard to imagine, looking at it, why that droopy thing contained within the shroom would be viewed as edible. I quickly shook my hand in an attempt to rid myself of the butter-like substance, sprinkling it against the rest of the vegetation in that clearing like a dog shaking water from their fur. There was rustle. I immediately grabbed my spear from my back and pointed it behind me. "Gust!"
Wind spiraled around my spear, forming little stripes of green light before it dissipated and blasted whatever was behind me with a sudden jet of air. There was a low, thick grumble, an annoyed and pained scream of a seemingly rather muffled voice. I turned around.
"A [div class=linkA]kayeri[/div] huh? These people... so that's what the special deal was all about." A centipede-like worldholde had slithered behind me, the claws it had as both hands and feet waving menancingly in my direction as it prepared to get back at me for the coat of shrooms that coated it's back getting stained with the contents of the paman's. Indeed, the creature didn't sound impressive on paper. It was basically an overgrown mushroom with a group of other mushrooms attached to it, moving about pretending to be a real beast. Furthermore they only grew in very particular conditions, deep in the forest in generally very humid conditions, and even then it was rare for a gathering to gather enough magic for one to form. What made them worrisome was how intensely toxic they were, a light touch had led adventurers to drool themselves paralyzed in a bed for days after a swift rescue... If anyone was fit for the task, it was someone like me who had equippment that allowed for ranged combat. "No wonder the reward was so high this time. They were probably counting on me having to slay a couple of these."
Spear in hand, I prepared an air blade spell. Damm it! Couldn't I just have some quiet time? I couldn't believe I let myself get tricked like this.
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-5 hours ago-
Standing beside her bed, I knew very well nomatter how much I shook her bedsheets my younger sister wouldn't awake. Well, the oldest of the two younger sisters I had, as Modori was already taking take of our brother, Wakai, unlike a certain little sleeping giant here I was staring at. Finally, with a sigh, I gave up on trying once more and aimed for the kitchen. Fortunately, Modori at least was already quite responsible for her age. It was her who really kept the house tidy, arranging what little furniture we had and cleaning up all the dust, from the bunk beds in the sleeping room, to the "kitchen" that was also the living room, populated only by four lonely wooden chairs, a few shelves made from broken bits of the walls and a pile of worlhole pelts by a corner.
I pressed my finger against the breads on the kitchen table and took the one that offered most resistance before heading to the door. I grabbed the rocks that stood guard on our door during the night, the blocking rocks, and slid them over to the side with care, just enough to open the door and let me pass with my equipment.
"I'll be leaving then. Don't hesitate to go to the guildhall if anything happens while I'm out." With a "See you later" and a "bye bye" from the two awake ones, I closed the wooden door (much like the rest of the house) and remained by it as Modori pulled the blocking rocks. I hated having to make her do that, but Wakai was far too young and the other one... Anyway, my first stop was Sil's district, apply and very recently named after the blacksmith that lived there. Naturally that wasn't the actual name of the place, but with how the two smith's were, something about calling it that just felt so much more..natural.
Now, admitedly if you entered his shop like I did (I guess this would mean, from the front) "blacksmith" wouldn't be the first occupation that came to mind. "Retailer" might be your first guess. It had armor and weapons, both the glowey and non-glowey kind (though few could compare to Krom's state-of-the-art forge-crafted modern marvels), but he also had coats of skin and cloth, robes, pebbles, bags and many other things. He was a crafter of all trades, maybe not named Jack out of the universe having a little sense that not of humor. It was a miracle, as he could provide me equipment of all kinds, while selling me cheaper types as well, if a bit weaker too. He wasn't cheap by any means, but ouf the two options, he was surely the more affordable one. Nonetheless, it was clear as the homes shifted to employ more and more stone and less and less wood that we were entering an area with a far greater budget on its pockets.
"Sil! Sil!" I called out.
"Oooh, if it isn't the princess. Come for your check-up?" His laugh was almost as rough as the beard he kept stroking as he stood up. I nodded as soon as I was in sight and laid both the coat and the spear on the balcon, leaving me only with a linen shirt to protect my modesty. The dwarf took a good look, first at my equipment, then at me, and quickly glanced back to the equipment. "If I had known you were this bold, I might've raised the price when I made the deal."
It took me a moment to process and shoot him a glare that only accomplished making him chuckle. I looked away.
"Well, we didn't so... " I was sure he got the idea. He was just teasing me, but even that could get a little annoying. Her chuckled again. Truth be told, the deal I made with him was perhaps the best decision I'd made since coming to this town, a town where they wouldn't ask questions and getting a job, even if it was a dangerous job, was fast. It was the perfect place to hide, just shy of our former territory, but still a place where we could sustain ourselves.
Though I wasn't looking, I could hear the echo of metal against metal, and later something with the coat. His chanting didn't fall death on my ears either, nor the slight green and blue glow of the walls as the light from my items reached them.
"Everything seems to be in order." Sil concluded, dragging the items slightly in my direction across the balcony. I exchanged them with a coin from my pouch, and got myself dressed properly again. "Sure you don't want anything new? Fall is almost upon us. You could use something warmer."
"First I need to get the house warmer. I don't want to rely on that shady guy again." I grabbed the door and slid it open a little more violently than innitially predicted. Fortunately, I managed not to knock anything down. Sil had a bored expression as he rested his face on the palm of his hand, his arm in turn being supported by his elbow on the balcon.
"Listen here princess, whose gonna take care of supporting that family if you get sick?"
There was a moment of silence. Then I stepped out of the door.
"...Me." I declared as was shutting.
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-Three hours and a half ago-
"Mushrooms?" I glanced at the paper again. It SEEMED simple enough, and the reward was oddly generous. If I took this and got through it, we might even be able to afford that shielded heater I had my on for some time. Get through the winter easier.
"Yes, faman's shrooms, to be exact. We had a large order recently, there seems to be some kind of banquet on the way. Though the area is mostly clear of worldholes, a lot of your fellow adventurers don't feel like adventuring deper into the forest, and the more skilled ones can't be bothered to be told to go pick up shrooms with all those new dungeons being discovered." It seemed like a done deal. I hated the idea of going deeper into the forest too, but with this generous a reward...plus the worldholes up until that point shouldn't be all the more dangerous than what I normally dealt with, so as long as I didn't run into any pack leaders, I should be perfectly fine. [div class=linkB]The quest-giver girl[/div] smiled bright as usual, really exhibiting that new "lipstick" fad she had adhered to, emphasing with the red moist lips her enviably well-kept hair, bright face and typical long ears. Noticing I was starting to drift off, she decided to seal the deal. "Of course, any monster parts you catch along the way will be bought at market price as well by the guild."
I took it without another thought, and happily strolled to the city gates. I gave Xavier a wave and a wink, so he opened the gates for me without much question as usual. I had once asked him if he wasn't afraid to get reprimanded by his boss. He told me he already had been...
...but it was worth it, he said.
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-Present Time-
I couldn't believe I had let myself get tricked like that!...Again.
"It's not that they are being generous. They disguised this as a collecting quest so that they didn't have to pay me for the actual slaying." I pouted as I began collecting the spores into a little bag. This was the way to show I had collected them. It was good for the land, which wasn't drained by the toxic spores, useful for the guild that didn't have to deal with new kayeris spawning, and profitable for me who got to sell those spores. "But not as profitable as an actual quest to slay them."
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[div class=linko]Tori Senbonohana[/div]
The pair of gloves wrapped around the fungi, pressing up against the faintly white-orangish cap with a single purple line dividing the middle, like a border between countries. The roots untangled after a moment, a few snapped, and a yellow liquid dripped out of the so-called "faman's shroom". Needless to say I quickly threw it into the basket with the rest.huh? These people... so that's what the special deal was all about." A centipede-like worldholde had slithered behind me, the claws it had as both hands and feet waving menancingly in my direction as it prepared to get back at me for the coat of shrooms that coated it's back getting stained with the contents of the paman's. Indeed, the creature didn't sound impressive on paper. It was basically an overgrown mushroom with a group of other mushrooms attached to it, moving about pretending to be a real beast. Furthermore they only grew in very particular conditions, deep in the forest in generally very humid conditions, and even then it was rare for a gathering to gather enough magic for one to form. What made them worrisome was how intensely toxic they were, a light touch had led adventurers to drool themselves paralyzed in a bed for days after a swift rescue... If anyone was fit for the task, it was someone like me who had equippment that allowed for ranged combat. "No wonder the reward was so high this time. They were probably counting on me having to slay a couple of these."
"Crap, I pulled too hard." I wasn't completely sure if the busted ones still counted for the quest. Probably not. Faman's shrooms growing spots weren't easy to find, and it was mostly the higher classes that ate them. The pickiest kind of people. In a way, I could see why: Though this particular shroom was on the little side, I could easily see the stalk being used as a glove for my thumb, given how thick it was. On the other hand, it was hard to imagine, looking at it, why that droopy thing contained within the shroom would be viewed as edible. I quickly shook my hand in an attempt to rid myself of the butter-like substance, sprinkling it against the rest of the vegetation in that clearing like a dog shaking water from their fur. There was rustle. I immediately grabbed my spear from my back and pointed it behind me. "Gust!"
Wind spiraled around my spear, forming little stripes of green light before it dissipated and blasted whatever was behind me with a sudden jet of air. There was a low, thick grumble, an annoyed and pained scream of a seemingly rather muffled voice. I turned around.
"A [div class=linkA]kayeri
Spear in hand, I prepared an air blade spell. Damm it! Couldn't I just have some quiet time? I couldn't believe I let myself get tricked like this.
.....................
-5 hours ago-
I pressed my finger against the breads on the kitchen table and took the one that offered most resistance before heading to the door. I grabbed the rocks that stood guard on our door during the night, the blocking rocks, and slid them over to the side with care, just enough to open the door and let me pass with my equipment.
"I'll be leaving then. Don't hesitate to go to the guildhall if anything happens while I'm out." With a "See you later" and a "bye bye" from the two awake ones, I closed the wooden door (much like the rest of the house) and remained by it as Modori pulled the blocking rocks. I hated having to make her do that, but Wakai was far too young and the other one... Anyway, my first stop was Sil's district, apply and very recently named after the blacksmith that lived there. Naturally that wasn't the actual name of the place, but with how the two smith's were, something about calling it that just felt so much more..natural.
Now, admitedly if you entered his shop like I did (I guess this would mean, from the front) "blacksmith" wouldn't be the first occupation that came to mind. "Retailer" might be your first guess. It had armor and weapons, both the glowey and non-glowey kind (though few could compare to Krom's state-of-the-art forge-crafted modern marvels), but he also had coats of skin and cloth, robes, pebbles, bags and many other things. He was a crafter of all trades, maybe not named Jack out of the universe having a little sense that not of humor. It was a miracle, as he could provide me equipment of all kinds, while selling me cheaper types as well, if a bit weaker too. He wasn't cheap by any means, but ouf the two options, he was surely the more affordable one. Nonetheless, it was clear as the homes shifted to employ more and more stone and less and less wood that we were entering an area with a far greater budget on its pockets.
"Sil! Sil!" I called out.
"Oooh, if it isn't the princess. Come for your check-up?" His laugh was almost as rough as the beard he kept stroking as he stood up. I nodded as soon as I was in sight and laid both the coat and the spear on the balcon, leaving me only with a linen shirt to protect my modesty. The dwarf took a good look, first at my equipment, then at me, and quickly glanced back to the equipment. "If I had known you were this bold, I might've raised the price when I made the deal."
It took me a moment to process and shoot him a glare that only accomplished making him chuckle. I looked away.
"Well, we didn't so... " I was sure he got the idea. He was just teasing me, but even that could get a little annoying. Her chuckled again. Truth be told, the deal I made with him was perhaps the best decision I'd made since coming to this town, a town where they wouldn't ask questions and getting a job, even if it was a dangerous job, was fast. It was the perfect place to hide, just shy of our former territory, but still a place where we could sustain ourselves.
Though I wasn't looking, I could hear the echo of metal against metal, and later something with the coat. His chanting didn't fall death on my ears either, nor the slight green and blue glow of the walls as the light from my items reached them.
"Everything seems to be in order." Sil concluded, dragging the items slightly in my direction across the balcony. I exchanged them with a coin from my pouch, and got myself dressed properly again. "Sure you don't want anything new? Fall is almost upon us. You could use something warmer."
"First I need to get the house warmer. I don't want to rely on that shady guy again." I grabbed the door and slid it open a little more violently than innitially predicted. Fortunately, I managed not to knock anything down. Sil had a bored expression as he rested his face on the palm of his hand, his arm in turn being supported by his elbow on the balcon.
"Listen here princess, whose gonna take care of supporting that family if you get sick?"
There was a moment of silence. Then I stepped out of the door.
"...Me." I declared as was shutting.
.....................
-Three hours and a half ago-
"Yes, faman's shrooms, to be exact. We had a large order recently, there seems to be some kind of banquet on the way. Though the area is mostly clear of worldholes, a lot of your fellow adventurers don't feel like adventuring deper into the forest, and the more skilled ones can't be bothered to be told to go pick up shrooms with all those new dungeons being discovered." It seemed like a done deal. I hated the idea of going deeper into the forest too, but with this generous a reward...plus the worldholes up until that point shouldn't be all the more dangerous than what I normally dealt with, so as long as I didn't run into any pack leaders, I should be perfectly fine. [div class=linkB]The quest-giver girl[/div] smiled bright as usual, really exhibiting that new "lipstick" fad she had adhered to, emphasing with the red moist lips her enviably well-kept hair, bright face and typical long ears. Noticing I was starting to drift off, she decided to seal the deal. "Of course, any monster parts you catch along the way will be bought at market price as well by the guild."
I took it without another thought, and happily strolled to the city gates. I gave Xavier a wave and a wink, so he opened the gates for me without much question as usual. I had once asked him if he wasn't afraid to get reprimanded by his boss. He told me he already had been...
...but it was worth it, he said.
.....................
-Present Time-
I couldn't believe I had let myself get tricked like that!...Again.
"It's not that they are being generous. They disguised this as a collecting quest so that they didn't have to pay me for the actual slaying." I pouted as I began collecting the spores into a little bag. This was the way to show I had collected them. It was good for the land, which wasn't drained by the toxic spores, useful for the guild that didn't have to deal with new kayeris spawning, and profitable for me who got to sell those spores. "But not as profitable as an actual quest to slay them."[/div]
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