Fantasy Immortal Avatars (Ancient Mythology Crossover)

[ghxstfreak]

Current Location: My home, near the market.
Going to: Outskirts of The Marketplace

Anubis/George Loreman III​

After getting all dressed for the day, I go to the kitchen and look for food to have for breakfast. I look in the cabinets, nothing. Drawers, nothing. Counters, nothing. 'Dammit, these bodies need food to live!' I think in my head. I decide to head to the market, so I head outside, before arriving to the outskirts. I hear people talking about how they are gods, so I listen from a distance. I certainly feel their aura, so I am sure that they are not just some cosplayers or something.They argue and talk, chatter and speak. They go out for shawarma, so I decide to follow. I order some shawarma as I listen to them speak, and then try to speak to them in a normal tone, just without any normal people hearing, but they decide to go to a hotel. I follow up behind the group and begin speaking to them, "Hey there, I just wanna tell you guys something. Shut up about being gods, some humans probably heard. Also, no need for a hotel. I actually live here in Giza, and I have quite a few Egyptian pounds."​

The Saviour of the Masses Tetro DailyRoLord Haz.

 

[DailyRoLord]

Pan

Dudes? Please. No real god would give in to modern culture. I, for one, will keep the ways of the past. We are not humans.

"I despise modern ways. Society has changed since I last saw it. When we take control, I will aim to bring back the ancient glories."

 

[Ryanblorpblorp]

(wow this looks cool)

 

[ghxstfreak]

(wow this looks dead)

 

[DailyRoLord]

(What happened here?)

 

[Ryanblorpblorp]

uhhh

 

[ghxstfreak]

(extinction happened)

Haz.

(can i give away the plot twist)

 

[Ryanblorpblorp]

I wanna see the plot twist

 

[Haz.]

eh, go ahead. i kinda gave up anyway.

 

[ghxstfreak]

(you aren't reincarnated gods.. there are aliens who came to study humans. i'm pretty sure after time there was some memory shit going weird so they thought they were gods and yeahhhhh. you would learn it later but the rp ended so)

 

[Haz.]

that's really vague, and no, that's not it.

 

[Ryanblorpblorp]

I'VE GOT A BETTER ENDING!

You realise you aren't reincarnated god, you're just normal people. Mythical creatures from Mars had come down to Earth, and bewitched your minds to think you are gods. The creatures from Mars suddenly disappear through a pink void, and cake falls down from the skies! Later, it's raining potatoes! Then, Shrek falls down to Earth. "I am Shrekkius, God of MLG!" the end

 

[Ryanblorpblorp]

Was that a good ending?

 

[Haz.]

...
Shrek and MLG memes are not funny.

 

[Ryanblorpblorp]

I thought it was quite good

 

[Haz.]

Stop sucking my dick (figuratively speaking).