Realistic or Modern I'll Fight Knowing Nobody Knows My Name! - Superhero\Villain RP

[YoungX]

Jay
Jay looked up at Hibiki. "I won't suck your cock!" She stood up and turned, rubbing the base of her neck. "I don't know Jack...sometimes I fight her for the keyboard and what not." Jay frowned and looked around Sanfield. "Seriously I heard they have good noodles here. They're so good they can only be described with words. In fact, that's the only way they can be described in."


@MrEvilMexican @YoungX

I am really pissed m8. You are getting annoying.
Candy floss clouds gathered around Sanfield and it began raining milkshakes and hailing marshmallows. Cupcakes and huge king sized donuts were also falling down. But what came next was worse. A CAKE MODEL OF YORG'SARREN!!! It does look tasty though. Green icing. And it's teeth were made of white chocolate.


@YoungX


@JPax42

"I never asked for you to do solicit sex services," Hibiki said to her. He would then decide to rest up on the ground until someone with power comes wanting to fight him for no apparent reason. Then a cake model of Yorg'Sarren happened to just come out of the clouds. It wasn't the weirdest thing he saw... no there were much worse things. *COUGH Starling COUGH*


@MrEvilMexican @JPax42

 

[LostHaven]

Well too bad Hibiki. It's eating up the city. And the only way to kill it is to eat it. SO HURRY THE FUCK UP AND EAT IT!!! Wait... Can you even hear me?


Faust was playing his phone when A HUGE PILE OF DIABETES (Yorg'Sarren cake) BEGAN EATING THE CITY. "What the actual fuck..."


@YoungX


@JPax42

 

[Strategos]

Jay
Jay looked up at Hibiki. "I won't suck your cock!" She stood up and turned, rubbing the base of her neck. "I don't know Jack...sometimes I fight her for the keyboard and what not." Jay frowned and looked around Sanfield. "Seriously I heard they have good noodles here. They're so good they can only be described with words. In fact, that's the only way they can be described in."


@MrEvilMexican @YoungX

(genji:you fucking idiot, the noodles here are shit calm down tough guy... and youtube made me stay up)

 

[duegxybus]

Jay


"Hold on, let me try something..." Jay went through the fourth wall.





"Hey writer bitch, GIMME THAT KEYBOARD!" Jay punched the writer across the face and kicked her chair down the stairs.


"Great. Now...Yorg'Sarren's teeth are...made...of...TITANIUM! Wait wait no...make it rain lacrosse goals!"





Lacrosse goals fell from the sky, creating craters around Sanfield. One of them nearly chopped Hibiki's head off.





"Wait wait hold on! No more lacrosse goals, revert the damage! Also, make everyone forget about what just happened!"





Jay went back to Sanfield and sighed. To all the characters, it would look like nothing happened. Hibiki wouldn't remember his head was taken off. "That cake looks great."


@MrEvilMexican @YoungX

 

[YoungX]

Jay
"Hold on, let me try something..." Jay went through the fourth wall.





"Hey writer bitch, GIMME THAT KEYBOARD!" Jay punched the writer across the face and kicked her chair down the stairs.


"Great. Now...Yorg'Sarren's teeth are...made...of...TITANIUM! Wait wait no...make it rain lacrosse goals!"





Lacrosse goals fell from the sky, creating craters around Sanfield. One of them nearly chopped Hibiki's head off.





"Wait wait hold on! No more lacrosse goals, revert the damage! Also, make everyone forget about what just happened!"





Jay went back to Sanfield and sighed. To all the characters, it would look like nothing happened. Hibiki wouldn't remember his head was taken off. "That cake looks great."


@MrEvilMexican @YoungX

Hibiki would seem to be developing fourth wall awareness as well. For a GOD that seemed to be pretty special. "Did you revert the damage? Huh." Also his head would never be chopped off by a lacrosse post. That would be stupid. He is a GOD and very powerful now. Hue.


@JPax42 @MrEvilMexican (I think we shouldn't allow fourth wall to do that stuff. Hue. If you think about it Fourth Wall is just knowing the audience is there.)

 

[LostHaven]

(Imagine the cake eating the real Yorg'Sarren)

 

[duegxybus]

Albert


"Cake!" Albert ate a ton of cake and guzzled it down with bottom of the ocean beer. "Let's see how you like it now, fatass at the police station..."


Albert let out a cosmic-scale burp that disintegrated five buildings near the beach. All the newly repaired glass would instantly break again, and jewelers would go bankrupt. The earth itself tilted slightly on its axis. Wasn't much of a problem, but the only difference would be the seasonal changes. Thunderstorms began to fall all over Egypt and Sanfield would experience a ton of snow. "Excuse me!"


@MrEvilMexican @YoungX


Jay


"Shouldn't allow? SUCK A COCK!" Jay grumbled but yelped in surprise when a loud noise erupted from the ocean.

 

[YoungX]

Albert
"Cake!" Albert ate a ton of cake and guzzled it down with bottom of the ocean beer. "Let's see how you like it now, fatass at the police station..."


Albert let out a cosmic-scale burp that disintegrated five buildings near the beach. All the newly repaired glass would instantly break again, and jewelers would go bankrupt. The earth itself tilted slightly on its axis. Wasn't much of a problem, but the only difference would be the seasonal changes. Thunderstorms began to fall all over Egypt and Sanfield would experience a ton of snow. "Excuse me!"


@MrEvilMexican @YoungX


Jay


"Shouldn't allow? SUCK A COCK!" Jay grumbled but yelped in surprise when a loud noise erupted from the ocean.

Hibiki repaired the damage done by Albert easily. "Yes the Mod won't allow Fourth Wall to have cheating powers because it doesn't have that. Fourth Wall is about just knowing the audience is real and stuff. Amateurs," he said breaking out of character.


@JPax42 @MrEvilMexican (Yeah I'm gonna have to ask that Fourth Wall never do that. Hue. Because it can't. Hue.)

 

[BlueClover]

(Alright I'm back, sorry I had some family issues to deal with )

 

[duegxybus]

Jay


Jay kicked Hibiki in the character nuts. "Well...I should just go." She flipped Hibiki off, tore her arm off, slapped him with it, and disappeared.


Why must I always repair the shit you do?





"I didn't have to rip my arm off for him."





Maybe it's because you wanna s-





"SUCK A COCK!!!!"





Exactly. *Wink* The writer laughed as she wrote Jay's arm healed back together.


@MrEvilMexican @YoungX

 

[YoungX]

Jay
Jay kicked Hibiki in the character nuts. "Well...I should just go." She flipped Hibiki off, tore her arm off, slapped him with it, and disappeared.


Why must I always repair the shit you do?





"I didn't have to rip my arm off for him."





Maybe it's because you wanna s-





"SUCK A COCK!!!!"





Exactly. *Wink* The writer laughed as she wrote Jay's arm healed back together.


@MrEvilMexican @YoungX

Hibiki wouldn't feel that kick because he is a God now. Testicles mean nothing to him now. "Wonderful. How utterly painless. I need to stop breaking character. Now then," he said looking at the writer of Jay. "I do hope you don't write broken ass stuff for the concept of fourth wall now please. It's only knowing that the audience is real. Look it up on Merriam-Webster Dictionary." He would then go around looking for someone to fight.


@JPax42 @MrEvilMexican (Yeah I just did that.)

 

[Lappi]

Jay
Jay kicked Hibiki in the character nuts. "Well...I should just go." She flipped Hibiki off, tore her arm off, slapped him with it, and disappeared.


Why must I always repair the shit you do?





"I didn't have to rip my arm off for him."





Maybe it's because you wanna s-





"SUCK A COCK!!!!"





Exactly. *Wink* The writer laughed as she wrote Jay's arm healed back together.


@MrEvilMexican @YoungX

Harmony


I teleport into Kirstys GLASS ship

 

[Strategos]

[QUOTE="Shammy the Shamrock]
(Alright I'm back, sorry I had some family issues to deal with )

[/QUOTE]
(welcome back, we now have 2 characters who can break the fourht wa-


*shoots minion 3 head* sorry bout that, these black texted guys are my minions when im too busy to actually reply, im the real salex)

 

[YoungX]

(welcome back, we now have 2 characters who can break the fourht wa-
*shoots minion 3 head* sorry bout that, these black texted guys are my minions when im too busy to actually reply, im the real salex)

(Yes break the fourth wall. Only knowing the audience exists and does not grant god powers. *AHEM* sorry about that. I just had to learn about that stuff the hard way a few months ago so I'm trying to correct people.)

 

[duegxybus]

Jay


"Oh yeah Hibiki? Well your testicles didn't mean anything even when you were a mortal cause you never got shipped!"





Calm the fu-





"SUCK. A. LARGE. SCALE. POLICE. MAN!"





Oh Bobbie!


@YoungX @MrEvilMexican

 

[YoungX]

Jay
"Oh yeah Hibiki? Well your testicles didn't mean anything even when you were a mortal cause you never got shipped!"





Calm the fu-





"SUCK. A. LARGE. SCALE. POLICE. MAN!"





Oh Bobbie!


@YoungX @MrEvilMexican

"I don't need to be shipped. Except for Brendan, but even that was your writer's fantasies." he said telepathically to Jay.

 

[duegxybus]

Kirsty


Kirsty appeared behind Harmony and threw her into a chair. "What are you doing here creep?"


@Yappi @Shammy the Shamrock @YoungX


Jay


(I mentioned Jay has writer powers. Maybe I'll modify that)


"I do. Nobody's safe."





Writers have rules to follow.





"That there is true."


@YoungX

 

[LostHaven]

The cakes and shit drew the attention of Le'blanc who broken out of her prison. She walked into the park where the power came from, only to see Hibiki. "Well well, why isn't it the new 'god'


@YoungX

 

[YoungX]

Kirsty
Kirsty appeared behind Harmony and threw her into a chair. "What are you doing here creep?"


@Yappi @Shammy the Shamrock @YoungX


Jay


(I mentioned Jay has writer powers. Maybe I'll modify that)


"I do. Nobody's safe."





Writers have rules to follow.





"That there is true."


@YoungX

(Hmm yeah you should modify writer powers. xD It could become very broken for this RP's standards. Yeah... it should be modified. xD )

 

[duegxybus]

(Hmm yeah you should modify writer powers. xD It could become very broken for this RP's standards. Yeah... it should be modified. xD )

(Speaking of broken how's Hibiki's godding going?)

 

[YoungX]

(Speaking of broken how's Hibiki's godding going?)

(Well besides... fixing planets not much, but yes besides fixing planets.... He's bored. In any case, yeah. Hue. Of course even Hibiki has his limits. Hue. Don't worry I think.)

 

[LostHaven]

(Well besides... fixing planets not much, but yes besides fixing planets.... He's bored. In any case, yeah. Hue. Of course even Hibiki has his limits. Hue. Don't worry I think.)

(Well, it may end with a fight between him and Le'blanc. Cos you wanted something to do)

 

[Lappi]

Kirsty
Kirsty appeared behind Harmony and threw her into a chair. "What are you doing here creep?"


@Yappi @Shammy the Shamrock @YoungX


Jay


(I mentioned Jay has writer powers. Maybe I'll modify that)


"I do. Nobody's safe."





Writers have rules to follow.





"That there is true."


@YoungX

Harmony


"Im here because I want to hang out with you guys, besides, i have milkshakes" i say handing her a milkshake

 

[YoungX]

The cakes and shit drew the attention of Le'blanc who broken out of her prison. She walked into the park where the power came from, only to see Hibiki. "Well well, why isn't it the new 'god'
@YoungX

"Oh it's been a long time you old so and so," he said calmly for a few moments. Then he would pause and speak again. "Ok we haven't met before I'm sure, but I am aware who you are."

Kirsty
Kirsty appeared behind Harmony and threw her into a chair. "What are you doing here creep?"


@Yappi @Shammy the Shamrock @YoungX


Jay


(I mentioned Jay has writer powers. Maybe I'll modify that)


"I do. Nobody's safe."





Writers have rules to follow.





"That there is true."


@YoungX

"Oh it's Harmony," Django said as he relaxed by one of the couches in the living quarters.

 

[duegxybus]

Kirsty


Kirsty looked at the milkshake incredulously and sighed. She handed it back. "Harmony, I live here." Kirsty frowned. "Fine, you can stay. Welcome. But just don't teleport on me when I'm getting ready okay? Because interrupting me like that is Threat's job." Kirsty smirked and quickly shook her head. "Anyways, let's go explore some place else?"


@Yappi @YoungX @Shammy the Shamrock