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Realistic or Modern I'll Fight Knowing Nobody Knows My Name! - Superhero\Villain RP

JPax42 said:
Threat put a hand on her crotch
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JPax42 said:
(My stupid mind read this as "Threat put a hand on her crotch")
(If there was a documentary about your mind, it will ruin countless imaginations. I would not watch it.)
 
"sure I won't mind but how can- you know what I'll ask Anna to take you back here after" Ziene said, he didn't finish the how can you go back home so instead he can just ask Anna, he unlock his car and enters and opened the other door "hop in and also don't forget to wear the seatbelt" he warned her just in case since Ziene drives differently and might get chased by the police again.


@Shammy the Shamrock
 
"And that is precisely the reason I'm doing so. My benefactor, Entropy itself, wishes for the destruction of Creation. It would happen eventually, of course. I'm simply... Hurrying the process along. I'm told that a small chunk of the universe must remain, or else a singularity will be born anew, and the process will start again. I'll allow any associates who don't fancy their death to live there, of course."


@MrEvilMexican
 
Threat frowned "He tried to kill you? If he ever did kill you I would send every body part to different countries and shove the dick down Starling throat. Even though he would probably enjoy that," he said in a serious tone. "Do you trust me or am I just a stranger to you?" He asked in a nervous voice as he walked closer.


@JPax42


Ray jumped in "Hang on. SOLDIER!" She yelled as the robot jumped out the basement door and vanished. "He'll take care of any police, don't want them to know I have been pumping you with drugs," she said with a chuckle before putting her seat belt on and leaning back.


@WeirdisFun
 
Kirsty


Kirsty sighed. "To be honest, I wish I could relate to you more. Even dicks like Django, I wish I could relate to. Instead, I'm just forced into this terrible rage that makes me wanna kill people. And that's what I do." Kirsty stood up and pressed a control panel button on the GLASS carrier. "I remembered the names of everyone I've taken life from. They don't deserve to die, and I'm going to restore them. One by one. If anyone is to die, it's going to be Django."


@Shammy the Shamrock
 
(Salex: by coming back from my slumber, WHY THE FUCK AM I COVERED IN MANATEE GUTS???!?! also what did i miss?)
 
Stormyface said:
"And that is precisely the reason I'm doing so. My benefactor, Entropy itself, wishes for the destruction of Creation. It would happen eventually, of course. I'm simply... Hurrying the process along. I'm told that a small chunk of the universe must remain, or else a singularity will be born anew, and the process will start again. I'll allow any associates who don't fancy their death to live there, of course."
@MrEvilMexican
Don't fancy death? try saying that to my father. Too bad he isn't the Grim Reaper anymore. An idiot shot him using a god-killing revolver. He is pretty much an immortal human now. he muttered. Anyways, I don't think killing the creator is a great idea. NOBODY has managed to do so. Not even C'thulhu could. Speaking of which... We MAY need help with some crazy cultist hellbent on destroying everything. That includes you... He told Demon.


@Stormyface
 
Faust walked into the White House lab, killing both guards at the entrance. He saw the Withered Rose and Bloody Rose on the table, polished and repaired. How nice of them to fix them up for me. He laughed before grabbing both of them.


@Salex
 
(Faust shot a manatee and now Sanfield is coated in a layer of fat. xD and the gay fairy ate a mouthful of it. T-T Can I please have Guillotine back?)


@JPax42


@Salex
 
Threat sighed "I wish I could relate to anyone, I don't even know who I am. All I have to relate to is Peace but we don't see that as something to talk about to each other. What are you planning on doing? I want to know," he said in a low voice as he walked forward.


@JPax42
 
Ziene turned the ignition of his car and pressed on the gas pedal, the wheels screeched and the car accelerates, the acceleration was too fast like in a second it already reached 200 mph and as he looked back he saw 2 police cars chasing him but he smoked them out because he was too fast, when he almost reached the gate some cops was so persistent so he grabbed his phone and called Anna "Anna, the ramp" he said and Anna pulled a lever inside the secret room, near the gate, a road slowly raises up and Ziene accelerates to full speed "Hang on tight Ray" he said as the car flies over the gate and stops at the grounds "That was a bit fun but why did I see a large meat earlier".


@Shammy the Shamrock
 
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Dr. Starling


"Uh...oh." Starling clutched his stomach. The combination of Guillotine still digesting in his gut, mixed with manatee fat, meth, as well as four packs of Wild Berry Skittles didn't mix well. Starling threw up a pile of rainbow vomit that radiated of meth. Starling smelled the fat on the streets....*BLECH*


A fully formed scythe came out of his mouth, covered in liquid Wild Berry Skittle vomit. Starling passed out on the street, the scythe making a clinking noise as it fell and glowed blue.


@MrEvilMexican (There you go!)


Kirsty


"I'm recreating the most recent people's lives I claimed. The two that had a family." Kirsty reformed the people and beamed them to Sanfield, their wives immediately hugging them respectively. The kids were freaked out, but at least the wives lacked memory the husbands ever died. "Let's discover who we are, Threat. We have a GLASS carrier on our hands."



@Shammy the Shamrock
 
MrEvilMexican said:
Faust walked into the White House lab, killing both guards at the entrance. He saw the Withered Rose and Bloody Rose on the table, polished and repaired. How nice of them to fix them up for me. He laughed before grabbing both of them.

@Salex
suddenly faust wouod be shot in the right leg as genji came in with the two REAL revolvers and 100 guards surrounding faust, "i took sirius' advice to not let the revolvers just sit around, you just dont put weapons of gods on a table lying around" he said as he aimed to his head


@MrEvilMexican
 
JPax42 said:
Dr. Starling
"Uh...oh." Starling clutched his stomach. The combination of Guillotine still digesting in his gut, mixed with manatee fat, meth, as well as four packs of Wild Berry Skittles didn't mix well. Starling threw up a pile of rainbow vomit that radiated of meth. Starling smelled the fat on the streets....*BLECH*


A fully formed scythe came out of his mouth, covered in liquid Wild Berry Skittle vomit. Starling passed out on the street, the scythe making a clinking noise as it fell and glowed blue.


@MrEvilMexican (There you go!)


Kirsty


"I'm recreating the most recent people's lives I claimed. The two that had a family." Kirsty reformed the people and beamed them to Sanfield, their wives immediately hugging them respectively. The kids were freaked out, but at least the wives lacked memory the husbands ever died. "Let's discover who we are, Threat. We have a GLASS carrier on our hands."



@Shammy the Shamrock
(ladies and gentlemen, dr starling still gay as ever xD )
 
Stormyface said:
Demon stared at Sirius.
"You honestly expect me to help you defeat somebody who is helping my plan along? Hmm. Convince me to do it. Make me want to help you."


@MrEvilMexican
Well, Sirius began. Unless your image is an apocolyptic world rid of life (including you), ruled by C'thulhu... Then by all means, sit back and relax.


@Stormyface
 
Threat looked down at his satchel which contained the VHS tapes "How are we going to figure out who we are," when he saw what she had done he smiled. "You're doing a good job," he said giving her a hug.


@JPax42


Ray got off "Nice moves fast and the furious, anyway what is this place." She asked as her suit jumped over the gate and stood next to Ray.


@WeirdisFun
 
Well, I was always me, wasn't I? He asked Genji before swiftly striking him in the chest with C'thulhu's Scepter. Tentacles burst from the ground and swiftly tore the soldiers into shreds. Even though Genji couldn't feel pain anymore, the scepter would still cause him to feel pain.


@Salex
 
Guillotine


Right about, Guillotine would float to Faust in a pool of rainbow colored Wild Berry Skittle barf. A paper boat that would be opened to reveal a message written by Dr. Starling also floated besides Guillotine.


Hi Docty Fausty,


I'm so sorry about your scythe. I'll make it up to you by taking you on a date!



Love,



-Randy



@MrEvilMexican


Kirsty


Kirsty frowned and looked down. "What's in the bag?" Kirsty knew what was in the bag. She could easily see through it. But asking was obviously polite to ask.


@Shammy the Shamrock
 
MrEvilMexican said:
Well, I was always me, wasn't I? He asked Genji before swiftly striking him in the chest with C'thulhu's Scepter. Tentacles burst from the ground and swiftly tore the soldiers into shreds. Even though Genji couldn't feel pain anymore, the scepter would still cause him to feel pain.
@Salex
he gasped at the pain, something he havent felt before in a long time... using the last of his strength before he sees the light, he shot all 12 bullets from the two revolvers to faust' chest


@MrEvilMexican
 
JPax42 said:
Guillotine
Right about, Guillotine would float to Faust in a pool of rainbow colored Wild Berry Skittle barf. A paper boat that would be opened to reveal a message written by Dr. Starling also floated besides Guillotine.


Hi Docty Fausty,


I'm so sorry about your scythe. I'll make it up to you by taking you on a date!



Love,



-Randy



@MrEvilMexican


Kirsty


Kirsty frowned and looked down. "What's in the bag?" Kirsty knew what was in the bag. She could easily see through it. But asking was obviously polite to ask.


@Shammy the Shamrock
(i saw something in your post about a GLASS carrier, didnt genji alongside hibiki and kirsty with other people take all 3 down?)
 

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