Realistic or Modern I'll Fight Knowing Nobody Knows My Name! - Superhero\Villain RP

[BlueClover]

Ray froze "It's nothing, I shouldn't have said that." She went back up and stayed silent, slightly twitching before sitting on her table and working. She let out a sigh while trying to fix the robotic soldier.


@JPax42

 

[Lappi]

(oh... well then im gonna run, for 2016 president of the US!)

(I call RPing as trump)

 

[Strategos]

(According to GLASS logic, Kirsty would become president because she killed Obama. But this isn't GLASS so Genji can)

(yeah but according to US state law.... kirsty is supposed to be in death row for killing the president and actually i can't run for president as the vice president joe biden would take over)

 

[Strategos]

(I call RPing as trump)

(ill kick your ass all the way to nigeria)

 

[Lappi]

Anella
"Uhm, gained intelligence?" Anella quickly got a little mad. She deduced Ray's intelligence wasn't natural like she acted. "How? That makes no sense."


@Shammy the Shamrock (Jay-Pax (Jessica): *hangs upside down from lacrosse goal watching the scene. "Idiots.")


Kirsty


Kirsty sat next to Harmony. Or did she? No, the thing Harmony was talking to was an after-image, like Threat does. There were three Kirstys around Harmony. Her voice was distorted. "Hey."


@Yappi @MrEvilMexican (@Salex Kirsty killed Oboma)

Harmony


"Heya, want a apple" I say holding it out "So how's it been?"

 

[LostHaven]

Hallow turned round the corner to see Kirsty and Harmony. "Well, you have fun..." He said before stepping into a suspicious looking Crimson portal and disappearing, the portal still lingering for some reason. @Yappi @JPax42


(Don't go inside. Unless you worship horror movie logic)

 

[Lappi]

(ill kick your ass all the way to nigeria)

(You'd be surprised how much the trunp card will win)


A new election is being held TRUMP V GENJI

 

[Lappi]

Harmony


I throw a firecracker the portal for giggles

 

[Strategos]

(You'd be surprised how much the trunp card will win)
A new election is being held TRUMP V GENJI

(oh fuck no)


genji meanwhile is in his office, reading out how many people died in the war and how much bills he needed to pay

 

[duegxybus]

Anella


Anella shook her head. "No, you have to talk about it. What happened with you?" Anella sat closer to her, leaning on her. Worry was in her eyes.


@Shammy the Shamrock


Kirsty


Kirsty grabbed the apple and threw it into the portal at high speeds. "Oh yeah! Strike 1!" Kirsty then lifted a tree out of the ground and javelin-threw it into the portal. "Anything else?" Kirsty ran to the parking lot and came back holding a car in each hand. They were bending over the end because of their weight, but Kirsty didn't mind. "Let's see how this goes!" She tossed both cars into the portal. "One more thing..." She pulled a condom out of her pocket, blew into it, tied it off, and let it float in to the portal.


@MrEvilMexican @Yappi

 

[Strategos]

Anella
Anella shook her head. "No, you have to talk about it. What happened with you?" Anella sat closer to her, leaning on her. Worry was in her eyes.


@Shammy the Shamrock


Kirsty


Kirsty grabbed the apple and threw it into the portal at high speeds. "Oh yeah! Strike 1!" Kirsty then lifted a tree out of the ground and javelin-threw it into the portal. "Anything else?" Kirsty ran to the parking lot and came back holding a car in each hand. They were bending over the end because of their weight, but Kirsty didn't mind. "Let's see how this goes!" She tossed both cars into the portal. "One more thing..." She pulled a condom out of her pocket, blew into it, tied it off, and let it float in to the portal.


@MrEvilMexican @Yappi

( what was that condom in your pocket for??? ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) )

 

[Lappi]

(Harmony might very well have a kid....)

 

[BlueClover]

Ray frowned "The suit was always the start of it all. When I was 8 I found it in my fathers garage, I read through it but like the idiot I was I only read the instructions. Insert the shot into your skull and step into the suit," she said pointing to a giant metal needle with a diamond tip. "It was slow but after I while everything was so much more simple and easier to understand. That is all I am telling you," she said continuing to work on the bot.


@JPax42

 

[Strategos]

(Well...Threat...what if Threat forgot?)

(oh come on keep it PG-13, the last time yappi did such things like that the rp got banned!)

 

[LostHaven]

Anella
Anella shook her head. "No, you have to talk about it. What happened with you?" Anella sat closer to her, leaning on her. Worry was in her eyes.


@Shammy the Shamrock


Kirsty


Kirsty grabbed the apple and threw it into the portal at high speeds. "Oh yeah! Strike 1!" Kirsty then lifted a tree out of the ground and javelin-threw it into the portal. "Anything else?" Kirsty ran to the parking lot and came back holding a car in each hand. They were bending over the end because of their weight, but Kirsty didn't mind. "Let's see how this goes!" She tossed both cars into the portal. "One more thing..." She pulled a condom out of her pocket, blew into it, tied it off, and let it float in to the portal.


@MrEvilMexican @Yappi

All the cars fly back out of the portal, along with the apple and javelin. What remained of the condom after being sliced in half also flew out of it. Hallow steps out of the portal. "FUCK. You kids haven't played Warcraft. So lemme explain: You DON'T mess with the Lich King. And who's that?! Me. I can kill both of you in a fucking instant." He was kinda pissed that the two fucked up his throne room. That's about it.


@Yappi @JPax42

 

[Lappi]

(then again she already has a adopted kid IS Lou and since she was grew in a lab her tubes were tied)


Harmony


"It was her" I say pointing to here "well accept the 1 firecracker"

All the cars fly back out of the portal, along with the apple and javelin. What remained of the condom after being sliced in half also flew out of it. Hallow steps out of the portal. "FUCK. You kids haven't played Warcraft. So lemme explain: You DON'T mess with the Lich King. And who's that?! Me. I can kill both of you in a fucking instant." He was kinda pisses that the two fucked up his throne room. That's about it.
@Yappi @JPax42

 

[Strategos]

(then again she already has a adopted kid IS Lou and since she was grew in a lab her tubes were tied)
Harmony


"It was her" I say pointing to here "well accept the 1 firecracker"

(i don't think you can legally adopt lou since... yeah you're not even a registered US citizen since your 26 executions)

 

[Lappi]

(i don't think you can legally adopt lou since... yeah you're not even a registered US citizen since your 26 executions)

(Harmony: take Lou and I will shove a sperm whale up your ass)

 

[LostHaven]

@Salex (Sanfield was returned to normal after the fight. Even the dead soldiers were restored. People would just describe "a dome of darkness" covering Sanfield )

 

[duegxybus]

Kirsty


Kirsty caught the cars. "Wow Mr Lich King! You sure used that real fast!" Kirsty laughed and picked up the remains of the condom, not wanting to touch the inside. She wasn't into necrophilia. Kirsty simply threw it in the car and threw the car into the distance. She rubbed her hands together.


@Yappi @MrEvilMexican


The Poor Mercedes Car (Thrown by Kirsty)


The car flew through the air. It was a little sad. Its bumper was dented. It went pretty high. Hopefully it didn't go into orbit. It didn't! It was headed straight for the white house...


CRRRRK BOOM -Shatter-





The car's windows were broken and the front was crushed as it hung halfway in the white house in front of Genji's office.


@Salex

 

[Strategos]

@Salex (Sanfield was returned to normal after the fight. Even the dead soldiers were restored. People would just describe "a dome of darkness" covering Sanfield )

(oh... NOW HOW DOES ONE RESSURECT SOLDIERS!?!?!? jk jk)


genji then now has to explain the UN council about this dome of darkness they can't do anything about, it'll be snowy and cold times for them now, and now the nights really are dark... if there is a difference between day or night anyore

 

[Lappi]

Harmony


"Well I have to go shove a sperm whale up someone's ass. Adios" I say before teleporting to the lighthouse in Genji office right before the car crashes in


@Salex @JPax42 @MrEvilMexican

 

[Strategos]

genji then sees the car and sees the cctv


".... KKKIIIIIIRRRRSSSSTTTTTTYYYYYYYY!!!!!!!!!" He shouted and it was audible for 10 blocks @JPax42


(that's how you know you fucked up ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°))

 

[duegxybus]

Kirsty


Before Harmony teleports, Kirsty uses her speed to dive into the ocean, pull an actual sperm whale out, and teleport with Harmony. The sperm whale cracked both ends of the white house and Kirsty was standing in front of Genji holding the whale, staggering under its weight. Kirsty holds the whale with one hand and pushes her hair out from over her eyes. "Yes Genji? Oh, and here you go Harmony..."


@Salex @Yappi


Albert the Sperm Whale


"WeeEEEOoooWWWWWeeEEEEEEEEEOOOOOOOOOOOOO." Albert flopped in Kirsty's grip, but to no avail.

 

[Strategos]

meanwhile because there was no sunlight in sanfield, snow was falling everywhere. the soldiers were now outfitted with new armor for fighting in the cold


standard clone trooper:

sanfield garrison guards: