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[Wackadoodle0987]

What's the most expensive way to get kicked out of the kiddie pool?


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The Legend Never Dies.

 

[Ternunda Hunter]

What happens when a legend dies?


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The best fruit.

 

[TrippyVirus]

What is the worst fruit?


Ireland.

 

[Dugym]

What has 7,174 less square miles compared to Iceland?


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Libertarianism.

 

[Wackadoodle0987]

What, combined with anarchism, forms the perfect hypothetical state?


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A precariously placed plum.

 

[Esper Alucard]

What will try to touch me in my sleep?


Brick, named after what he was hit with as a baby

 

[Wackadoodle0987]

What's the name of a character from some weird reference to some kind of anime, or TV show or game that I saw in the 'Weird Quotes' sub forum earlier?


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Of course, dear. Don't try too hard though, or you'll lose their respect.

 

[IctoraPost]

Should I punch this penguin?


Noisy

 

[Wackadoodle0987]

How noisy is a horde of angry penguins?


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Fourty nine.

 

[IctoraPost]

What is the answer to Life, the Universe, and Everything plus seven?


Watermelon

 

[Wackadoodle0987]

What's a good substitute for a pumpkin on Halloween gone bad?


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A half-chewed rubber ball.

 

[IctoraPost]

What's worse than a quarter-chewed rubber ball?


Hamsters

 

[Wackadoodle0987]

Robin, how do we hide all the grain we just stole from the church?


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Flesh-hungry cockatiels.

 

[Windsock]

Sexiest bird?


Bees

 

[TrippyVirus]

What are the main characters in the Bee Movie?


Gary.

 

[Windsock]

What's the worst G name ever?


3

 

[Lord Pug]

What's the most irrelevant and annoying number ever?


Pugs

 

[Windsock]

What is the dumbest dog in the universe?


Pupper

 

[Mew]

What's the least relevant meme you can think of?


Piss.

 

[Rantos]

What's yellow, tastes like piss, smells like piss, and makes damn good mayo?


Sticky 

 

[AzileQueen]

What is one word to describe getting vanilla ice cream all over your hands?


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[Mew]

WHATS THE QUADRATIC FORMULA??


Smelly.

 

[Aly Cat]

What are my gym socks?


Demonic Squirrels.

 

[Abendrot]

What are my gym socks?


Demonic Squirrels.

Alright guys, we need a new band name. Any ideas?


Some rubber bands.

 

[Aly Cat]

How can I fix my car?


Tight pants