92MilesPrower
Fix-It Fennec
Age: Unknown (There's 2 kinds of people you should never ask for their age: women, and ME!)
Er... just ignore that red text, I have no idea where it came from.
Canon: Marvel (Okay, but what Marvel canon? You gotta be specific! Comics? Movies? TV? Am I an OC? I better not be an OC, unless I get to teleport behind somebody and say "nothing personnel, kid." That's my only stipulation.)
Movies, I guess. Also, this is getting really weird.
Powers/Abilities/Equipment: (What? Am I serving as some sort of problem? How is this weird? Like you said earlier, just ignore me. Besides, you probably have other things to worry about. For example, did you leave the oven on? I did. Wait, that doesn’t sound right... OH NO MY STEAK BURRITO!)
- Regenerative Healing Factor: After being injected with a serum to activate his dormant mutant genes, Deadpool is able to quickly heal from any injury, ranging from bullet wounds and broken bones, to getting stabbed in the head, even able to regrow entire limbs that have been cut off. He is also completely immune to illnesses, having cured himself of cancer, as well as unable to age, thanks to these regenerative powers.
- Superhuman Abilities: Alongside his healing factor, as a result of the serum, Deadpool gained various superhuman abilities, including enhanced strength, speed, stamina, reflexes, agility and durability. All of these attributes are above normal human levels, with Deadpool able to easily lift other fully grown adults, outrun gunfire, and even break through a car's glass roof after falling a couple of miles, and come out essentially unscathed.
- Weapon Expertise: Highly skilled with swords, firearms and throwing weapons, Deadpool uses two katanas, two handguns, as well as a combat knife, all in battle. Combined with his various superhuman attributes, Deadpool can use these weapons to make quick work of opponents, able to easily slice through others with his katanas, take out three men standing in a line with one bullet, and hit a person in the eye with a thrown knife from several feet away.
(Y’know, I’ve been considering naming my weapons, but I can’t seem to decide on names... Maybe Hall and Oates for the katanas? Sonny and Cher? Or maybe I can name both swords and guns after the Beatles... Yeah, as if some of you people even know who those guys are, kids these days and their Japanese boybands...)
Please just stop with the nonsense already...
Personality: Possessing a great and sarcastic sense of humor, Deadpool feels no shame whatsoever in irritating his enemies with various insults and his non-stop talking. Very immature for his "age," Deadpool loves things such as cartoons, Skee-Ball, rap music, and sci-fi movies, and is extremely aware of his own existence as a fictional character, constantly breaking the fourth wall and interacting with the audience. Having a questionable moral compass, Deadpool dislikes being a goody-two-shoes superhero and abiding by rules and restrictions set by others, working as a mercenary playing by his own rules. Despite this, Deadpool is good-hearted and genuine, willing to sacrifice himself to save the lives of others, afraid of possibly becoming a horrible role-model like his father, and has a very happy and caring relationship with his fiancee Vanessa.
(So what’s this about a fourth wall? All I see here is three. Is this room triangular or something? How the hell does that work? Damn, even I’m confused!)
Of course just asking politely doesn't work...
Short Bio: Deadpool
(Really? You're skimping on the short bio section? Man, that's lame, especially after you typed all of that other stuff out. You know what? I think I’ll type it out myself! Four score and seven years ago... Wait a moment, that’s actually Wolverine’s origin story...)
Phew, at least I'll be rid of you now that I'm done with all of this...
(Wait a minute, what do you mean you're "done with all of this?" Answer me, dammit! Hey, uh... what's that underneath me? Is that the end of the post? OH NO I'M GONNA GET CUT OFF, HELP ME GHOST OF STAN LEE, I DON'T DESER-)
Please just stop with the nonsense already...
Personality: Possessing a great and sarcastic sense of humor, Deadpool feels no shame whatsoever in irritating his enemies with various insults and his non-stop talking. Very immature for his "age," Deadpool loves things such as cartoons, Skee-Ball, rap music, and sci-fi movies, and is extremely aware of his own existence as a fictional character, constantly breaking the fourth wall and interacting with the audience. Having a questionable moral compass, Deadpool dislikes being a goody-two-shoes superhero and abiding by rules and restrictions set by others, working as a mercenary playing by his own rules. Despite this, Deadpool is good-hearted and genuine, willing to sacrifice himself to save the lives of others, afraid of possibly becoming a horrible role-model like his father, and has a very happy and caring relationship with his fiancee Vanessa.
(So what’s this about a fourth wall? All I see here is three. Is this room triangular or something? How the hell does that work? Damn, even I’m confused!)
Of course just asking politely doesn't work...
Short Bio: Deadpool
(Really? You're skimping on the short bio section? Man, that's lame, especially after you typed all of that other stuff out. You know what? I think I’ll type it out myself! Four score and seven years ago... Wait a moment, that’s actually Wolverine’s origin story...)
Phew, at least I'll be rid of you now that I'm done with all of this...
(Wait a minute, what do you mean you're "done with all of this?" Answer me, dammit! Hey, uh... what's that underneath me? Is that the end of the post? OH NO I'M GONNA GET CUT OFF, HELP ME GHOST OF STAN LEE, I DON'T DESER-)
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