Gundam Watcher 27
A woman since 2024
In before White Hole Chan is summoned.O_O death by SCIENCE?! i like that.
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In before White Hole Chan is summoned.O_O death by SCIENCE?! i like that.
Go Crimson Comet on his @$$!!!I'LL JUST HAVE TO FIGHT HIM HEAD ON!!
*Myoujingiri intensifies*How would I kill this guy? Easy, I would just approach him boldly and provoke him with a good insult or two. Then I would get hit by all those flying swords, and die.
While he takes the time to gloat over my corpse, it finally happens. Boom. I've exploded, and neither of us are here anymore. No one said I needed to win.
*Gets ran over, but still alive*I CAN DEFEAT ANYTHING IN FRONT OF ME! CHARGE!
I CAN BACK THE FUCK UP! BUCKLE UP, BUCKAROO!*Gets ran over, but still alive*
I'm..... Immortal...... Idiot......
*Turns into a bloody mess....... Still alive regardless.*Strike every single pressure point in their body whilst channeling chi into each strike.
Gah! *Head implodes...... But still able to talk with a disembodied voice*You’re already dead
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*Explodes. Voice is still talking*No body is truly immortal...Now die.
Ack! Can't! Breathe!You know, in some societies, they usually treat immortals like deities of some kind. Or at least, they'll give them the good old fashioned deity burial service. Or maybe like... a pharaoh.
Alright, everyone! Hard hats and safety vests on! That means you too, mages! So, let's go ahead and set up the coffin. We're about to make an underground pyramid - a tomb that no one can possibly rob.
Now let's go ahead and throw all the glyphs, spirit nets, and soul trapping gemstones in the coffin. We'll put some afterlife artifacts like the clothing and saber in there as well, just for good measure. A couple invocations later and now we've got her. We brought the strongest stone, metal, and sealant we could for this bad boy.
The same goes for the pyramid as well; multi-layered and reinforced so it'll take ages for anyone to break in, and escape from the inside isn't even a possibility. It's a big one, and it's nice and ready to for our new, permanent resident. Give it one last sealing touch and we're all set. Enjoy your stay, lady.
All done, everyone! And just in time for lunch. Anyone wanna try out some Egyptian food?