How Did The Person Above You Die?

[Coca-Cola]

ubertail person

 

[RedArmyShogun]

Pepsi Cola death squads hit back at coke's work in South America.

 

[Nokumi dreemur]

Being so confusing they choked on their words and suffocated

 

[RedArmyShogun]

Doesn't know about the Coca-Cola South American Death Squads till it's too late.

 

[Nokumi dreemur]

Went out the traditional self stab samurai way.

 

[Fluffy Cookies]

Snake bite

 

[Nokumi dreemur]

Snake bite

Died by Charlie being stupid and trying to save her

 

[Fluffy Cookies]

(*WHEEZE*)

 

[Nokumi dreemur]

LUCIFER MORNINGSTAR!!! (Highly unlikely but I thought it be funny)

 

[Fluffy Cookies]

(*WHEEEEEEEZZZZEEEE*)

 

[-Random_Person-]

Video Killed the Radio Star

Vox kills you with gen alpha slang

 

[Fluffy Cookies]

(NOOOOOOOOOO *WHEEZE*)

 

[Nokumi dreemur]

The angels killed you

 

[Fluffy Cookies]

(OH GOD DAMN IT!)

 

[Nokumi dreemur]

You choked on those words. May alastor rest in cursing peace

 

[Fluffy Cookies]

(*WHEEZE*)

 

[-Random_Person-]

Died of laughter

 

[Nokumi dreemur]

Died with his egg sons

 

[-Random_Person-]

(NOT MY EGG BOISSS)

death by snake venom

 

[Nokumi dreemur]

(NOT MY EGG BOISSS)

death by snake venom

Death by being crushed inside your machine cuz of alastor

 

[Fluffy Cookies]

(Oh damnn poor Sir Pentious...)

 

[Dragonslayer56]

Death by being crushed inside your machine cuz of alastor

Was the hybrid child of a snake and a human and died because you were crippled and in pain most of your life. Frick you dad *audible hissing noises from other room*

 

[-Random_Person-]

Doused with a geometric fuckload of water

 

[Dragonslayer56]

Doused with a geometric fuckload of water

 

[Fluffy Cookies]

*Sir Pentious died bc he was being a heroic mf...*
Why'd you go and do that?