How Did The Person Above You Die?

[XanesFox]

She forgot she couldnt breathe underwater and drowned after 2 minuets.

 

[Qwebs]

Thought she could fly. We can all see how that ended

 

[CITRONtanker]

He challenged Brawl Meta Knight

 

[Idea]

Eaten by a giant squid

 

[XanesFox]

Dark magic gone wrong xD

 

[Idea]

Same

 

[XanesFox]

Tragic was she; as she left her lowly cabin in the woods during the thickest bog anyone has seen. The young witch needed to run to town to grab something for dinner that evening. Her little cabin had literally nothing to eat inside. No cereal, no fruits and veggies, nor meat of any kind was to be found.

So as the young witch made haste through her thick foggy woods. The woods she thought was her friend.
No. Not this time. As she left the over grown path that has been pathed for decades, the wee lass tripped over an uprooted tree root. Which sent her tumbling down to the moss covered rocky hill and into the black water swamp below.

Once her tumbling had stopped, her body laid motionless as it floated upward to the surface. A gash could be found on the back of her head and blood seeping around her floating carcass.

During her tumble the young witch had his her head on a sharp rock which rendered her unconscious. Thus when she landed in the water she ultimately had drown.


The witch's body was found by a hiker a week later around dusk. The young man horrified by the sight he had seen. A water logged body of a young woman whom had bits of flesh missing from fish nibbling on the free meal.

He took off running off back to his car. By the time he made it back with the police it was well after dark. The body was nowhere to be seen, her clothes gone, not a single trace was left. A full corpse couldnt have been picked off by wild life in the short time they had been gone.

An hour if searching had gone as the cops called it a lost cause. The male hiker had been left all alone in the woods after being called crazy. The male had made his way back into the woods to find the witches cabin with candles lit up in the wooden windows. Deciding to take a peak inside he creeps up to the cracked glass. There in the window starring back at him was the bloated body of the witch. With a scream the man had fallen back away from the window and had landed on an axe which peirced his heart killing him instantly.

The rumors of the swamp still float around to this day of a young woman luring hikers to their deaths in these woods at sundown and nobody is brave enough to find out if these rumors are true.

 

[Seabiscuit]

Hit by lightning.

 

[Superfly47]

Defending his master from a bear attack.

 

[Grim Wraithe Stjerna]

Shot by a balista

 

[Idea]

They had a mild headache and touched their own head.

 

[Superfly47]

I don't want to kill a little kid. A polar bear walking by does not share those reservations and happily kills them all.

 

[Volkie]

Shot by a Kolibri Mini Pistol

 

[Superfly47]

Driven off a cliff.

 

[FloofWhispers]

How does one kill a sunset?

 

[Volkie]

Extinguish the Sun

 

[FloofWhispers]

Died of old gasoline and the radiator dropped

 

[Volkie]

So that's how we're playing it huh? Ate Chocolate

 

[FloofWhispers]

Engine failure

(Yes, we're playing it that way. At least I know my car facts.)

 

[Volkie]

*Impressed nod* Incendiary Grenade

 

[FloofWhispers]

(Wow. Damn.)

Their owner got drunk and drove the poor car off a cliff

 

[Volkie]

Shot by a Panzer Faust (WW2 Anti-Tank Warhead)

 

[FloofWhispers]

You win.)

 

[Volkie]

*The car has won the death cause battle*

 

[FloofWhispers]

Solar Nova