How Did The Person Above You Die?

[. l e m o n c h i l d .]

too much cocaine

 

[official clown business]

"SHIT HOLD ON"
were poor kermit's last words before the unseen killer snapped his neck and walked away, maniacal laughter mixed with the sound of crunching cookies from the nearby snacks aisle

 

[Akhdas]

lack of oxygen

 

[Silver Wolf]

lack of oxygen

A sacrifice to da queen to harvest ze ebola so we may spit on the nonbelievers to find de wae.

 

[. l e m o n c h i l d .]

wanted to be a wolf

 

[United Wenteran Fleet]

Collapsed from the universe.

 

[GoldenSlime]

United Wenteran Fleet died from falling down a mountain, in life's greatest irony as they were married to a mountain.

 

[cherub.]

death by golden slime

 

[Silvana]

Too much chocolate candy.

 

[Natural Flavour]

Mono, obviously

 

[Best Trekkie.]

SkyeChild was killed by the GUARDIANS

#HALO 1 FTW

 

[GoldenSlime]

Mr Kraz was killed by Ghost Leviathans. They revolted.

 

[Best Trekkie.]

Lol

 

[Best Trekkie.]

Goldenslime forgot that humans need to breathe.

 

[. l e m o n c h i l d .]

the police shot them by "accident"

 

[alexbriggs82]

They were too "chunky"

 

[Chimney Swift]

Those giant electric blades electrocute them through their sheaths.

 

[LonePiercer]

Got hit by a buffalo

 

[Hans Johann]

Potatoes.

 

[Sagacitas]

tomatoes

 

[Tia the Tired]

Jumping off the Disney building, wearing a Kermit the Frog jumpsuit, while screaming "I'm going to kermit suicide."

 

[boo.]

OD'ing stale memes

 

[Arne]

Was brutally maimed by a telepathic shark named Martha.

 

[AnimeGenork]

You took off that gas mask when you shouldn't have

 

[h2h0e]

Anime ducks wanted to fuck.