Fandom Homestuck Roleplay: Sburb Omega

[Orihara]

Ok, left off on >Understand jack shit

 

[Elision of Ecritures]

Ok, edited post after that.

 

[Orihara]

Teamwork. Villain must never see.

 

[Elision of Ecritures]

I just had a brilliant idea! We end act one with a Troll Log of Dhirth telling Dina through some means that 'we kind of broke our session' and then the scope is described that Dhirth is trolling Dina from his home on his planet, where in the Trolls A2 session, after their battle with the Black King, they were about to claim their ultimate reward, unfortunately to only be barred from entering as their Session developed a 'Glitch', making it stand still, frozen in time and having their session be a Void session. Having all of the imps and enemies as well as all of the consorts and in game characters completely frozen as they can't escape, even unable to reset their session by having a void and non-functioning scratch device.

 

[Virtual Laptop]

I like the sounds of it.

 

[Orihara]

O: That is quite the predicament.

 

[Elision of Ecritures]

Yeah, I figured as much considering how that would fit into them being a part of the later plot. They would be stuck in this glitched session by whatever means, making their session stuck inside their own worlds and such like a void session. I think we'll end on that, and then tomorrow, when I tell everybody and If I'm still alive from Ryik's sass on the matter, we'll start Intermission One.


 
There we are, now just to get out those last two replies from Orihara and me.

 

[Orihara]

Bravisimo~

 

[Elision of Ecritures]

Tadaaaaaa


@Ryik you there?

 

[Ryik]

YOU CANNOT WITHSTAND MY SASS.


MY SNARKY HORSESHITOMETER IS OVER 9000.


I WILL DISINTEGRATE YOU WITH SHEER PASSIVE AGGRESSIVE FORCE OF WILL.


I was mostly set on Pixxis because Orihara went through all the trouble of drawing it, but them's the breaks. I honestly have no other troll characters in mind, but I'm sure I'll come up with something.


Even if troll characters are apparently miles out of the range of what characters I usually make, I still have a reputation to uphold as the guy who creates excessive amounts of characters.

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My last roleplay ended with me having 50+ characters. The roleplay after that had, 40+, though that was after the mass deletions to cut down on them, and realistically it might have scratched the 70s

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Pixxis was going to be obsessed with humans and human culture because his only knowledge of it is supposed to come from the anime "Mirai Nikki" which can basically be summed up as "the one with the Yandere with the pink hair." He gets the impression humans are 30% Yanderes, violent, and aggressively sexual.


"Look! Humans are even more violent than us!"




"WHAT DO YOU MEAN PINK ISN'T A NATURAL HUMAN HAIR COLOR!?"

And to be fair, I did mention Pixxis before 3 males were submitted, but I suppose OOC chat is insufficient. No matter.

@Ryik[/URL] you there?

Sup breh

 

[Elision of Ecritures]

Ah, we've had so much fun with our First act. I hope Pushks will come around soon, safe and sound.


But now we can start the Troll intermission, I believe. Once and if Pushks rolls around eventually, which I have some confidence he will. Its a shame your plans got ruined, but first come first serve still stands after we gave you your freebie around the rules and made Athena. I have faith it will work out in the end. I usually have only one character per forum, because that's all I can or will handle.


I think I'll start out the Troll intermission with a game of flarp.


 
Oh, and patron Trolls anyone? Everyone gets at least one.


Dhirth=Dina


James=Yahtoi

 

[Ryik]

Wait a second.


You mean these trolls will actually talk with our humans? Shouldn't their session be altogether unrelated and uninteresting to everyone but Villain's characters? I thought this would be an intermission, minimal in effect rather than a interweaved plotline. That information would have been pertinent as all living fuck.

 

[Elision of Ecritures]

I apologize, but it just sort of happened. It wasn't really accounted or planned for, but luckily in some respects its still early in the game for the Kids, a lot of things could happen and the troll session hasn't even started.


I had a whole damn page worth of 'sharing is caring' stuff too.


 

 

[Snek]

Crocia's patron human (wait what), I've decided, will be named June.


 
Crocia: *flushes deep olive green in embarrassment at the earlier bucket talk, scooting sideways out of the OOC chat*

 

[Ryik]

THIS IS DANSQE'S SYMBOL

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A blue line at a 47 degree angle.

TOTALLY YEP 100%


Meanwhile, Dhirth is underweight by human standards. I'm convinced trolls are supposed to be heavier than humans if anything. I mean it's not like you need to change it, but his app doesn't mention bad eating habits or anything


And finally, I don't know is Dansqe should be Ryan's patron troll since it's practically instant kismesitude: Just add water.


 
I'm just now getting to the IC stuff.


[You] do realize that in our timeline Dina's lab isn't blown up at all right? It's just that some of the walls are ripped out in order to loot the uranium, half of the lights are unpowered and several wires were ripped out or missing. The grist is indeed missing.

 

[Orihara]

Who wants Kamril as patron troll?


@Ryik didn't Jack set a bomb on the time machine


Ugh god damn time travel

 

[Virtual Laptop]

Can he be Ambrosius's?

 

[Orihara]

[QUOTE="Virtual Laptop]Can he be Ambrosius's?

[/QUOTE]Why of course~

 

[Ryik]

Dat quickdraw.


Yep, time travel. He only blew up her lab in the other timeline.


Dhirth=Dina


Yahtoi=James


Kamril=Ambrosius


June=Crocia


Dansqe/???=Ryan/Athena. I'm thinking I'm just gonna end up letting Dansqe and Ryan hit it off


So much for more complicated shuffling. Everyone just trades. gg


Does everyone need to have a patron troll?

 

[Orihara]

I retconned the post about her lab blowing up.


Could you imagine all the bs we retconned out of the rp just being alternate timelines? We'd have so much chaos lol

 

[Elision of Ecritures]

Eh, figures with this annoying time travel, but yay! A blue 47 degree angle, how promising.


Anyway I've always considered Rainbow Drinkers to be skinny and lanky, simply due to the purposes of gaining sustenance from a blood only based diet. As a result I additionally believe that due to their blood based diet and also undead nature, they remain lanky and pale as a simple result of being dead for a while.


The glow effect was probably due to Being in the cavers for so long where they learned how to glow to ward off predators from the wigglers.


 
Also, we need someone to fill in the knight aspect and another for the time aspect if we're going to do this properly.

 

[Ryik]

Knights aren't mandatory for a successful session, as exhibited by the cherub session, which, for all its uniqueness, was successful, and obeyed the space/time rule.


I motion we hereby refer to Dansqe Walfas as "Dank Waffles" in OOC chat, effective immediately.

 

[Elision of Ecritures]

Well, then we still.need a time player.


Dank Waffles it is.

 

[Orihara]

I feel like completing my own SBURB fics now that I'm in the mood.

 

[Elision of Ecritures]

Good to know, personally over here I'm thinking of starting the intermission once we get our human girl in, Pushks is being given....space, and we'll just mess around with flarping and stuff for a while with the Intermission, its mean to buy time and introduce the Trolls.


I feel Dhirth would go so far as to actually sew and stitch scalemates with the color schemes and distinguishing features/horns of his friends to his friends for their Wriggling days being immensely sentimental. Maybe that's how the Rp starts?