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[grigori]

OO: as much as i’d love to employ a red cheeked puppet to flay you limb from limb, no, it’s not saw.
OO: some shit called sburb. have any of you heard of it before?
OO: five bucks says it’s a virus.

 

[Venchi1986]

ON: Ill take that action bf time for google

==> Google SBURB Virus.

You do so and find nothing.

==> Google just SBURB

Okay that's slightly more information but still doesn't tell you anything aside from the fact it was made by some company called Djinn Labs which you have never heard of before.

ON: Okay google said nothing about it being a virus.
On: So are you willing to take the risk bf

 

[Orikanyo]

NN: Sburb! I've... never heard of it.
NN: Our Devious Daring Devil has a chance at a copy, i'd say not to look a gift horse in the mouth!
NN: Though I know considerably low amounts of info on viruses and horses, checking it out couldn't hurt.
NN: Maybe.
NN: I mean if it's at least from a company you know you to toss your repair bill at.

 

[Noivian]

NO: Under normal circumstances, I'd say it's better not to chance it.
NO: However, we were just discussing probably playing a game. And since nothing about viruses came up, perhaps it's a good idea to try it out?
NO: Can you send us all a copy, Fulton?

 

[grigori]

OO: if everyone’s on board, then yes.
OO: i’d be thrilled to.

— obsidianOneirodynia has sent a file! —​

OO: would it be odd if i said i have the strangest feeling this game is going to change our lives?
OO: aha. who am i kidding.
OO: everything i say is odd.
OO: it comes with looking like a hot topic mascot.
OO: anyways. i’m installing it now.

 

[Noivian]

>Anna: Download and install the game.

The download takes some time. You have pretty good wi-fi, all things considered, but you're just out of range for an optimal download connection. You go ahead and attempt to install it on your phone too, given how you've got a habit of forgetting things and having the game on multiple devices is always a good idea.

Eidolon Astronaut​

 

[Orikanyo]

==> Download the game on your computer
​

Dick: if it bricks our collective computers.
Dick: I'd just like to say.
Dick: it was a privilege playing with you all
Dick:

 

[Eidolon Astronaut]

==> Anna

The game cannot be downloaded onto your phone! Seems it's PC only.​

 

[Venchi1986]

==> Download the file.

you briefly wonder if maybe you should wait and see what the game does to others' computers but you decide that that wouldn't be fair, since you played at least some part in their decision to download it. Against your better judgment you start the proces and are surprised by large it is, especially for something that is most likely at most a beta.

ON: Well if this is a game its a big one
ON: Sizewise i mean it wasnt a comment on its quality

 

[Noivian]

Huh, okay.

Regardless, you download the game on your laptop.​

 

[Eidolon Astronaut]

> Bryn, Anna, Dick, Luke: Install Sburb Indev

Across the globe, a game is installed on four computers. Each computer's owner is greeted with a message upon installation.



What do you do?

-

grigori Noivian Orikanyo Venchi1986​

 

[Orikanyo]

>Enter

It wasn't like he was waiting for the fat lady to sing. Best he get this train wreck underway!!!

 

[Venchi1986]

==>

Since it's not like you could back out even if you wanted to you press Enter, wondering if your friends will do the same.

 

[Noivian]

>Anna: press enter.

You press the enter key, as if expecting something magical.​

 

[grigori]

==> Bryn: Enter.

Sure. Why not.

Let the game begin.​

 

[Orikanyo]

NN: hey guys, imagine if this all started the end of the world or something.
NN: Wouldn't that be weird?
NN: Like a start of a anime or something, we gonna get isekaied?

 

[grigori]

OO: not everything is anime, dick.
OO: but sure.
OO: i guess it would be weird.
OO: somehow, though...
OO: i wouldn't be surprised.

 

[Venchi1986]

ON: Seriously you two
ON: Thats impossible and you know it
ON: We don't even know for sure that its a game yet

 

[Eidolon Astronaut]

==> Bryn, Anna, Luke, Dick: Enter.

Suddenly, a bright light fills the four rooms as you feel yourselves moving in an unfamiliar direction along some impossible 4-D axis. When it stops you can't help but feel... at home. Which isn't surprising, because your homes came with you. Some windows go dark, others fill with light, and some are covered. You have no idea where you are.

What kind of game is this?

END OF PROLOGUE

==> ACT 1



Four kids across the globe suddenly find themselves no longer on said globe.
After taking a brief second to regain their sense of sight, they begin to move, to do... something.

What do you do?

-

grigori Venchi1986 Orikanyo Noivian ​

 

[Noivian]

>Anna: Examine surroundings.

At one point, you were sitting at a bonfire at the center of your network of treehouses that made up the entirety of your house. Suddenly, you’re not? But still are? It’s all weird and confusing, and you’re not sure what to make of all of this.

Where are you? Where did you and your house get transported to?​

 

[Venchi1986]

==> Find out what happened.

Okay that flash of light and weird feeling were just a coincidence and weren't caused by the game because that would be impossible, right?

==> Look outside.

Yes, that will prove everything is normal. You prepare to approach the window in a totally not cautious manner fully prepared to see your small front yard and the quiet street you live on.
==>

Suddenly you realize that Sis is late. Not that you're worried and think you've been transported to some strange place without her or anything that would just be ridiculous.

==> Call her and check.

Good idea, taking your scissors out for no particular reason you make your way downstairs to the house phone since your cellphone is recharging.

 

[Orikanyo]

Dick: The fuck?

You gasp and sputter as the world changed around you, or at least you think? hell it felt somewhat like you got a headache in a flash then returned to normal almost immediately. You could swear you had just been surprise clouted by your G-ma again but the lack of battle cry also was curious.

==> Go out of the room
​

NN: So guys when i made that joke.
NN: I didn't think the most important thing
NN: i'd have to say next is.
NN: The fuck just happened and why do I feel like shit just turned sideways?
NN: Also was I just proven right? Somebody tell me I wasn't.

The building proper was more or less fortified with stone and with absolute markers of your territory, being large attempted Romaneque emblems made with paint and occasionally spray paint if speed is required. You have roughly 42% of the building under your control, there was once a time when you had 80% but those years are past since G-ma kicked it up a notch.

You reach the living room after walking down a rather long hall, passing by an armory, empty save for most fake weapons, armor and shields. So you guess not an empty armory, not empty at all.

And near by in the living room, was the front door. Which was in G-ma's territory, but you doubted she'd protest given the circumstances of the whole place going weird.

==> Exit the house.​

 

[Venchi1986]

==>

As you make your way to the phone you actually look at your Sis's artwork hanging on the walls , something you haven't done in a long time. You two don't exactly have the same taste, as she has sewed pictures of animal and nature scenes but you have to admit she is pretty good and some of them are pretty cool. You make sure you don't spend too long looking at them. After about 30 seconds you find yourself at the top of the stairs and run down taking two steps at a time while careful not to trip and fall on your scissors.

==>

Not much later you have the phone in your hand and are calling her.