Homestuck: Another Session [Inactive]

composedDeviance [CD] replied to memo [Countdown To Damnation]-


CD: co♪azo, what do you ♫eed?


CD: did♫'t i al♪eady get you♪ devices deployed?


CD: i ca♫'t imagi♫e that you could be havi♫g difficulty with much else


CD: except flami♫g meteo♪s


CD: is that the p♪oblem?


CD: a♪e you t♪apped u♫de♪ bu♪♫i♫g w♪eckage o♪ somethi♫g? 
You take a look back at your client's hive. Yup. Those devices are deployed. Definitely out there.
 
gaianGarden [GG] replied to memo [Countdown To Damnation]-


GG: I Am Responding To This Memo To See How The Others On My Team Are.


GG: I Have Found My Totem Lathe And I Will Now Commence With Carving The Cruxite.


GG: Are You Alright Now That Cerico Has Responded Corazo?


GG: Of Course I Want You And Everyone Else To Succeed.
 
CGN: ...


CGN: Yeah.


CGN: I'm fine Terain.


[The video feed shows the curvy horned female running about her colorful hive, transporting thing from place. The whole mountain begins to shake with the oncoming meteor's force- or something like that. With a spectacular YOUTH ROLL x2 COMBO the female troll throws her carvd totem onto the pedastal. The object produced is in the likeness of a large TEETHBEAST LEG BONE. The female oogles it in awe of the olive green hue, the beauty of this most rare of bones must be preserved! BUT NO! She takes the bone in her hands and throws it up in the air! Then with a swift motion, summons her throwing stars and throws- Just as the meteor bears down on her, a lusus skull falls from a shelf and lodges onto her head as the screen is washed in red light.


The Land of Crowns and Courtship




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Green hills rolled from beneath the mountain home of Corazo. The scenery was absolutely beautiful. Salamanders of two colors yellow and green, watch as her mountain hive appears and settles happily into a crook between two other mountains, as if it was made to be there. Cool, clear streams arc and dance across the land, providing fertile land for the local salamander farmers.]


Enter Corazo, who slams the front door of the hive open, stumbling around a FURBEAST LUSUS SKULL stuck on her head. She stumbles about screaming, "F***! F***F***F***F***!" And trying to the pull the skull off.
 
goldenAdversary [GA] replied to memo [Countdown To Damnation]


GA: I'm working on getting there.


GA: I am positive I'll enter soon.
 
CNG: Hmph, Very Well. 'Tis Enlightening To See That Everyone Is Making Their Way Through Their Mediums To Their Lands.


CNG: I Just Hope Frioto Makes His Way Through As Well Or We're All In Mortal Danger.


Enough jabbering with your fellow Sessioneers (which are those who are participating in a Session of SGRUB/SBURB), you carbon-based lifeform! You have to check on Frioto anyway, since you're starting to worry. But you are instead distracted by a rather colorfully pink smaller Guardian, which is actually just a pinkish Turtle with wooden weapons and a wooden helmet.


You just decided to ignore it even though its poking you with its POKING THINGY.


-naturesGuardian [NG] has started trolling fishyMechanic [FM]-


NG: Frioto, How Is Your Progress?
 
-naturesGuardian [NG] has started trolling fishyMechanic [FM]-NG: Frioto, How Is Your Progress?


FM: Oh, fabulously.


FM: Gilly hasn't made a peep.


FM: Maybe thats because I accidently overfed him...


FM: I feel so guilty...
 
FM: I can't sea much, so I wouldn't know.


FM: I hope mine is pretty... and full of water...


FM: Thats kind of necessary for my survival.
 
NG: Then I Would Suggest Making Something That Would Help You Breathe On Land.


NG: Like A HYDROVEST Or Something That I've Seen Some Sea Dwellers Wear On Land When I Occasionally Go Into Town For Supplies.
 
FM: Hydrovest?


FM: Those things are SO uncomfortable...


FM: I could invent something better then THAT!


FM: ...


FM: OOOO! I need my notebook!
 
===> Wait, wait, go back to Roslow!


Oh, you wanted to see what his artifact was? Well, too bad. He isn't ready to show you yet. He can't even get the damned thing open anyways. Let's hope he doesn't kill himself trying.


===> Fine. Be Phossz Reyvox then.


I suppose I can oblige.


You are now PHOSSZ REYVOX.


My god, are you in trouble. These meteors are relentless. Luckily, few have hit your hive, but the tremors are making it spectacularly difficult to Zpeed around as you are accustomed to do.


Congratu-****in'-lations. You finally managed to find that letter-opening device. You should hurry up and use it before that metor there flattens your hive.


===> Just use the thingy already!


[in the video clip, Phossz zooms around his hive, dodging small meteors coming in through the windows. He does an ACROBATIC F***ING PIRHOUETTE over an overturned treadmill and makes it outside, and cuts the CRUXITE letter open., causing a blinding flash of light. The light clears, and Phossz finds himself in a planet covered with roads, highways, and overpasses, with a perpetual thunderstorm raging overhead.


Land of Lightning and Highways]
 
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Land of Bone and Surprise


After a whole bunch of unworthy and unmentionable things, you made it to your planet. All you can see are bones and odd beige dragons, who were, at the moment, dancing excitedly.


[Respond to Memo again.]


That's a good idea.


CGA: I have made it to my land.


CGA: All there is is strange creatures dancing and bones.
 
NG: Nothing That Can't Be Helped.


Oh, right you still have things to do, things to see, oh and a gate to find.


-pokepokepoke- Ugh this guy will not stop poking you!


"Will You Quit Poking Me, You Doltish Shell-Wearer?!"


Blub Blub, The One Who Helps In The Light Is Upon Us! We Must Alert The Elder, Blub Blub!!


WHAT?! THE?! F-glub-?!?! IS?!?!?! WITH?!?! THIS?!?! THING?!?!


You FOREST KICK it off the big tree, watching it doink down trees in its gaudily pink shell. Ugh.... Yeah you need to get away from here unless you want to have to whip those Turtles into a fine soup.
 
===> Be Cerico and enter the Medium already.


Too late. He seems to have already entered. The guy must have gotten bored while you were focusing so much on Mr. Reyvox.


You are now CERICO DENTRI nonetheless.


You have entered the Land of Chords and Spectres.


It is a nice place, you think. The entirety of the planet seems to be marshland. It is always nighttime, and various ghosts and spirits seem to be all over the place, floating above the surface of the water and singing songs to lure idiots to their deaths. Of course, being as musically inclined as you are, such trivial serenades do not affect you in the slightest.


To your delight, the planet is also covered in crocodile denizens, which remind you of your lusus. They do not seem to be very bright, and they seem to enjoy saying NAKNAKNAK. However, they are very friendly, and their behavior suggests that they have been included in the game to serve the function of "mindless minions". You are sure that you may find them useful in the future. But, for now, you need to get yourself a vehicle to traverse this swampy terrain.


===> Make that thing, the vehicle.


Why of course. You head back into your hive and retrieve the required materials, including a long-forgotten captchalogue code and your LUSUS HIDE that you harvested before his death. With these, you manage to alchemize a ROCKET BOAT. You decide that some exploration is in order.


PSHSAAIL~
 
Lets focus on Corazo again.


You struggle mightily and finally manage to pluck the skull from your head. The majesty of the world around you is awe-inspiring, and you would happily go explore if it weren't for the green salamanders surrounding you. These things were odd; the front three were draped in what looked to be royal garments....


"Um... Hello?"


"The bone crusader arrives! GLUBGLUB" The Salamander in the front, with the biggest, fanciest crown turns to the others and raises it's stubby arms.


"Um.... Bone crausader?"
 
===> Be the pirate. Enter the game.


You finally seem to be coming to your senses and suggesting intelligent things for once. Good for you.


You are now ROSLOW GUNDAH.


You got rather tired of waiting around to get His Royal Glubness into the Medium, so you went ahead and entered yourself. You never really did have any patience for those royalty types, and this attitude seems to earn you a decent standing with Corazo. You both are the types that tend to buck authority from time to time. The only difference between you two is the subtlety (or lack of) of your methods.


===> Survey the battlefield.


[in the video clip, Roslow emerges from his hive to a planet with terrain similar to that near his hive on Alternia before it was teleported into the medium. The planet is covered in grassy hills, rolling plains, and small mountain ranges, the surface of the planet resembling the terrain of a typical RTS game board, such as Risk or Stratego. Stationed periodically throughout the terrain are very large, very menacing artillery guns, which seem to fire at their own volition in whatever direction they choose.


Land of Frogs and Artillery~]


It is a miracle that so many frogs have survived in an environment that 1.) does not support a frog's aquatic lifestyle, and 2.) is chock full of dangerous weaponry that could turn any one of them, or multiple, into a smoking crater at any moment in time. Nevertheless, the frogs. Are. Goddamn. EVERYWHERE. Just hopping around, minding their own business and eating mosquitos and the other insects that buzz about the environment.


Welp, you're pretty goddamn lost.
 
You're lost and have no idea where to go so you just continue wandering around... only to fall through a small thin patch of leaves in this tree canopy and end up falling right on a giant puffy mushroom, bouncing off and landing face first like an unsophisticated moron. Oooow... you can feel the bright teal blood rushing from your nose already, the sickly sweet taste of it stuck in your mouth until you could get your nose to stop bleeding. You pinch the bridge of your nose and groan, continuing on until you bump into, yet again, an annoyingly bright pink turtle that has a farming hat on, a rake in hand, and a basket on its shell filled with mushrooms.


BLUB BLUB BLUB! SOMEBLUBBY GET DAH ELDERBLUB, QUICK!


What? Well now you done did it, got yourself surrounded by bright pink turtles with a possibly broken nose and no sense of direction. Welp, you're screwed.


The Elder looked the same as the other Turtles only a lot bigger, wrinklier, and covered with all these old feathers from something ands it walked with a tree branch of a walking stick.


IT be the one of Light who helps in the shadows! We, blub blub, are NOT humbled by your arrival, but will graciously point you in the right direction!!!! ... Go south of here, its off a cliff beside a waterfall. THE ELDER HAS SPOKEN, BLUB BLUB, NO GO BACK TO YOUR LIVES, BLUB BLUB.


... What... the f***... did you just witness? At least you know where to go and your nose was no longer bleeding, though the blood stains would have to be scrubbed out. You start heading south, doing some Tarzan/Spiderman type stuff, flipping through the trees like a teeny tiny little bug.
 
You stared at what appeared to be the leader of the beige creatures on this planet, approaching you. These creatures really liked dancing and eccentrically showed off ever since you got here. You weren't positive about what they were, but they looked like the dragons you saw in a couple texts in your hive. As you were thinking, you didn't notice the leader had arrived.


Rejoice! Rejoice! The one of Oath has arrived. We are honored by your arrival. Rest up for a long journey that away.


You look to where the leader of the group points before nodding as it walked off. At least you knew where you would be heading. You better gather up supplies. You never know when you'll return to your hive again.
 
The salamander, King Glubbington (At least, thats what it sounded like), explained to you that it was said that an odd being with the skull of a wolf (What the hell is a wolf?) would appear in her mighty palace and weapons of bone. (Actually, claws are made of keratin) This was the savior of the land, the Bone Crusader. The Bone Crusader is a kind and generous maiden who will end the everlasting war between the grenites (The green ones) and the yelisins (The apparent yellow ones that live on the OTHER side of the river) by bringing the two together in a mysterious way.


So, apparently, you're supposed to; A) Learn how to get across the river, B) Learn the OTHER version of this "prophecy" from the "yellow ones" C) Figure out how to bring them together (Oooo, mysterious) and D) Stop a f***ing WAR.


Generally, your the one that starts the war.


This is gonna suck.
 
==>Terain: Enter the Medium


Well it looks like you've already done that. You got to work while everyone was busy. Good work. Luckily none of your valuable plants were harmed. That would've been UNACCEPTABLE! Oh dear pardon the outburst there. Now you believe it's time to see your land.


==> Terain: Do Just That


[The video starts with Terain tilting her head up. From there the shot zooms in on her eye as light from outside reflects on it. The next shot she moves quickly outside and leaves her hive. From there a shot can be seen with her looking above at the tall trees of the forest around her.]


LAND OF SPRING AND FORESTS




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Well this is a wonderful land to have. The tall green trees are seemly endless and other plants are growing underneath them. The light is bright enough to still be shining through the trees. Good thing you're not like other trolls or else that'd be an unfortunate addition. Where are the inhabitants? Surely there must be something around here- wait what's that?


==> Go To "That"


Its a spiky blue creature a rather cute one at that. There's several actually all in a group around a little flower. They see you, "Hello fellow creature of nature! Care to join us?" You are unsure of what exactly they wish for you to join but you agree. "Now let us finish the watering!" Their group commences a dance as one begins to shake the tree above them with its head (however that works). The tree drops down a couple of drops of water onto the plant and they begin to cheer. That's how they water plants here? Strange...


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greenNinja [GN] began trolling gaianGarden [GG]


GN: YOU KNOW, THERE'S A REALLY FUNNY THING ABOUT THE UNIVERSE, TERAIN.


GN: YOU KNOW THAT IS?


GN: IT HAS A CRUEL SENSE OF HUMOR.


GN: LITTLE F***ING GREEN PRINCESS LIZRARD


GN: YELLOW PRINCE LIZARD


GN: HAAAAHAHAHAHA OH YOU THINK YOU'RE FUNNY, UNIVERSE!


GN: WELL I THINK YOU NEED A GOOD DOSE OF FFFFFFF*** YOU!


GN: HA! HAHAHAHAHAHAHA.... *uncontrollable sobbing*


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While you're busy studying the...odd rituals of this world's inhabitants, you suddenly hear a loud noise coming from your hive. Crap. Did they get in there?


==> Go look


Forget the dropping of the water this could be serious! You head back over as fast as you can and find that indeed the little guys have gotten into your stuff. Oh crap ones at your gardentop! Not to mention you have a new message on there. You quickly push him away and overlook what had been sent.


==> Respond


GG: Oh Dear...


GG: Are You Speaking Of Your Land's Own Small Creatures?


GG: I Am Not Very Fond Of Mine At The Moment Either...


GG: However Don't Let Them Or The Universe Get To You.


GG: They Are Not Worth It.





As you type another iguana shows up next to you. You quickly slap it away. This is too important iguana sir.
 
GN: HAaahahahahahaha IM SICK OF THIS ALREADY!


GN: I HATE THIS GAME!


GN: I HATE THE UNIVERSE


GN: I HATE PHOSSZ


GN: I HATE EVERYTHING!


GN: Except you and Cresten...


GN: I could never be mad at Cresten..


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