Homestuck: Another Session [Inactive]

@Party Poison


===> Be Urstov Jerger.


You are now Urstov Jerger again. You decide to download the files that Phossz sent you. They do not take long to finish.





DT: So


DT: When do we start...?


CD: we ca♫ sta♪t ♪ight ♫ow if eve♪yo♫e has the files


CD: eve♪yo♫e ♪eady?


CD: ♪oslow might ♫eed some help getti♫g the files dow♫loaded


CD: co♪ea♫, ca♫ you get i♫to his hive a♫d dow♫load the game while he deals with his lusus?


CD: that'd be a big help


CE: Nokidding.
 
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CNG: Loaded, Just Waiting For Every Troll Else.


CNG: Now That It Comes To The Think Pan, Frioto, We Need To Have A Private Conversation. There's Something I Wish To Discuss With You.
 
Okay, that didn't work. Try to contact someone else.


You contact NG.





OD: Hellooo can yooou tell me what is goooing ooon please because I dooon't knooow.


OD: Last thing I remember is my fooourth birthday. And then getting hit ooon the head with a giant metal cooontraptiooon.


OD: And then I remember the game Sburb.


OD: And then I went to this weird purple place.


OD: And then that's it.


OD: Oooh yeah and then I remember I had tooo play Sburb by myself because I gooot it a day late.


OD: Alsooo whooo are yooou?
 
CFM: Oh, well, okay, sure Kupala.


"What? Oh, this is the easy part, just uhh, grab the branch and uhhh... pullllll." Corazo reached up and grabbed onto one end of the branch and pulled it out of her horns, slowly, trimming off any twigs that had been trying to grow out. Her hair was an absolute mess now, with twigs and leaves braided in. "...Soooo, how've you been, my bestest Moirail?"
 
NG: ... Your Utter Idiocy To Attempt To Ask All Of That From Me Has Me Both Disgusted And Appalled.


NG: If You Don't Understand The Situation, Bother Someone Who Actually Does.


NG: And You Have No Reason To Know Me By Anything Other Than My Trollian.


You scowled in disgust, this possible LOWBLOOD being so... BEHIND.


--naturesGuardian [NG] has started trolling fishyMechanic [FM]--


NG: Frioto, I Must Be Honest With You.


NG: I've Had Some Red Feelings With Some Pale Thrown In For You For Some Time.


NG: But I Know That It Wouldn't Work Out. You're Higher In Caste Than Me PLUS You'll Eventually Rule All Of Alternia. Not To Mention Live Longer Than I Will.


NG: /// I Just Felt Like I Needed To Get That Off My Chest. I've Just Been Too... Nervous To Say It.
 
--naturesGuardian [NG] has started trolling fishyMechanic [FM]--


NG: Frioto, I Must Be Honest With You.


NG: I've Had Some Red Feelings With Some Pale Thrown In For You For Some Time.


NG: But I Know That It Wouldn't Work Out. You're Higher In Caste Than Me PLUS You'll Eventually Rule All Of Alternia. Not To Mention Live Longer Than I Will.


NG: /// I Just Felt Like I Needed To Get That Off My Chest. I've Just Been Too... Nervous To Say It.


FM: Just gimme a minute, kay?





Red? RED? In all your wildest dreams, you never, NEVER would have thought Kupala would...


The first thing you do is swim up and start screaming for joy, swimming around your hive in a frantic, gleeful manner for several minutes, before realizing he had left Kupala hanging, and rushed back to his Bubbletop and typed in frantically


FM: Good grief.


FM: I am glad you said that first.


FM: I am too shy to tell you myself.


FM: Kupala, I've been red for for you


FM: For a long mother glubbing time.


FM: I've just been too glubbing cowardly to tell ya.


 
After a long hour of useless pondering and natural spectation of his fellow trolls, Cresten finally opened up and briefly installed the files. He eyed the screen on his hootop, allowing the SGRUB interface light up the thick darkness of his den. At all honestly, he was reluctant to participate in this event by all means, but it just seemed appropriate for him to be there to watch over the other trolls.


Though, as it downloaded, he felt the need to reassure one thing.


fowlConvulsion [FC] began trolling greenNinja [GN]


FC: I kn00w y00ur rel00ctant t00 j00in the game...


FC: B00t I've c00ncl00ded that every tr00lls participati00n may have bec00me vital.


FC: S00 I'm w00ndering if y00u'd disregard the fact that the 00ther tw00 m00r00nic tr00lls stinm00lated the idea and c00nsider participating anyways...?


After a brief silence, Cresten figured she went to Terain's again. He stared at his screen uncomfortably, peeking back on the installation process before trolling again.


fowlConvulsion [FC] began trolling gaianGarden [GG]


FC: 00m... I ass00me C00raz00 is there?


FC: S00rry t00 maybe r00in y00ur b00nding 00r s00mthing.


FC: I h00pe n00t.


FC: If I am, I g00ess I c00uld g00 away.


FC: Like if I'm.. 00m...


FC: Nevermind... maybe later?
 
fowlConvulsion [FC] began trolling greenNinja [GN]


FC: I kn00w y00ur rel00ctant t00 j00in the game...


FC: B00t I've c00ncl00ded that every tr00lls participati00n may have bec00me vital.


FC: S00 I'm w00ndering if y00u'd disregard the fact that the 00ther tw00 m00r00nic tr00lls stinm00lated the idea and c00nsider participating anyways...?


GN: Oh, sorry Cresten!


GN: Terain is helping me pick 2wigs out of my hair.


GN: Don't ask, please.


GN: And also,


GN: I can't believe your falling 4 that crap.


GN: I'd care if my life depended on it, but really it doesn't.
 
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Well that when how he actually expected...


GN: Oh, sorry Cresten!


GN: Terain is helping me pick 2wigs out of my hair.


GN: Don't ask, please.


GN: And also,


GN: I can't believe your falling for that crap.


GN: I'd care if my life depended on it, but really it doesn't.


FC: I 00m, w00uldn't call it 'falling f00r it' necessarily...


FC: M00re like 00bliged t00wards it?


FC: Think 00f it as the m00re participati00n lacked, the m00re the 00thers are b00und t00 be d00med?


FC: My L00s00s has already gave me her c00nsent, s00 I'm already installing it.


FC: I g00ess I j00st h00ld m00re 00f a c00ncern f00r 00thers then y00u do...


FC: Well 00m, s00ry f00r b00thering y00u.


FC: And watch 00ut f00r m00re 00f th00se stray branches and leaves, h00h00...


He was slightly disappointed at her indirect selfishness, but hopefully she'll prove him wrong in the future.


At the moment his real concern is what is to come when the program is done installing.
 
FC: I g00ess I j00st h00ld m00re 00f a c00ncern f00r 00thers then y00u do...


FC: Well 00m, s00ry f00r b00thering y00u.


FC: And watch 00ut f00r m00re 00f th00se stray branches and leaves, h00h00...





You stare. Wait- He probably thinks you're selfish now! Sh*t!


More concern for others? You hold your face in your hands. Oh lord, he doesn't know how much she cared about the well being of her friends- one in particular. She mostly disagreed because she didn't want her Moirail or flush crush to get hurt.


Corazo ==> Quickly! Make him think otherwise!


GN: Whoa, whoa, what?


GN: Of course I care about my friends.


GN: I just don't want anyone 2 get hurt...


GN: *sigh*


GN: I'm downloading it.
 
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GN: Whoa, whoa, what?


GN: Of course I care about my friends.


GN: I just don't want anyone to get hurt...


GN: *sigh*


GN: I'm downloading it.


GN: Iamgoingtoregretthis


FC: {8D


FC: Y00u are?


FC: S00rely y00u w00n't regret a thing,


FC: I ass00re y00u, this will help y00ur friends m00re then h00rt them.


Her sudden willingness to contribute to their possible demise made him exceptionally happy.


FC: Thank y00u f00r j00ining, C00raz00.


FC: I'm s00ry I had y00u acc00mpany me even th00ugh it's what 00psetted y00u in the first place.


FC: I'll make it 00p t00 y00u s00meday.
 
FC: Thank y00u f00r j00ining, C00raz00.


FC: I'm s00ry I had y00u acc00mpany me even th00ugh it's what 00psetted y00u in the first place.


FC: I'll make it 00p t00 y00u s00meday.


GN: I just hope I'm alive 4 that day.


greenNinja [GN] ceased trolling fowlConvulsion [FC]





As you close the chat, you feel a horrible sense of dread while watching the moving shapes on the loading screen.


greenNinja [GN] responded to memo [in Regards To This Game]


GN: Okay, so how is this...


GN: Bull sh*t working?
 
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FC: I'll make it 00p t00 y00u s00meday.


GN: I just hope I'm alive for that day.


greenNinja [GN] ceased trolling fowlConvulsion [FC]


FC: I h00pe s00 t00.


Cresten gave a little smile as he transferred chats with her and awaited their reply.


greenNinja [GN] responded to memo [in Regards To This Game]


GN: Okay, so how is this...


GN: Bull sh*t working?


FC: A q00ick answer w00uld be m00ch appreciated since my server file is alm00st finished installing...
 
Wow, what an ass.


Contact greenNinja.





OD: Um can yooou help me


OD: I kind ooof fell intooo a coooma like the day after Sburb came ooout


OD: I think I gooot hit ooon the head


OD: I dooont knooow


OD: But no0ow I'm in this place


OD: With cats and cheeseburgers


OD: But I'm nooot cooomplaining


OD: Just wooondering if yooou knew hooow I gooot here
 
CFM: Well, what has been discussed is Highblood vs. Lowblood teams.


CGN: Of course...


CFM: From what I've read, it is a manipulation game.


CFM: The "server" manipulates the "client"s environment so the client can advance.


OD: With cats and cheeseburgers


OD: But I'm nooot cooomplaining


OD: Just wooondering if yooou knew hooow I gooot here


GN: Who are you?


GN: I've never seen you before.


GN: What do you want?


GN: Weird humans...
 
OD: Oooh o00k


OD: Nevermind


OD: I will just read this booooook that just shooowed up my desk


OD: Histooory of Yooour Friend's Sburb Sessiooon


OD: Wooow that is really stupid but very cooonvenient


OD: Thanks anyway
 
fowlConvulsion [FC] began trolling gaianGarden [GG]


FC: 00m... I ass00me C00raz00 is there?


FC: S00rry t00 maybe r00in y00ur b00nding 00r s00mthing.


FC: I h00pe n00t.


FC: If I am, I g00ess I c00uld g00 away.


FC: Like if I'm.. 00m...


FC: Nevermind... maybe later?


GG: Oh You Aren't Really Bothering Anything Currently.


GG: There's Something I Wanted To Talk About As Well...
 
GG: Oh You Aren't Really Bothering Anything Currently.


GG: There's Something I Wanted To Talk About As Well...


FC: ...00m... 00h?


FC: Talk ab00ut?


FC: 00h, 00kay, what is it?
 
Corazo stares for a little while at the orange text, then closed her Clawtop. She sighed as she stashed it away in her skeleton, then brought her knees to her chest and hugged them, looking kind of sad. The sense of doom she got from that program was... horrifying.
 
GG: Well I Suppose I Don't Know You Very Personally But...


GG: I Wad Wondering...


GG: Are You Perhaps Afraid Of Me Or Something?


GG: It May Sound Ridiculous But I Get The Feeling That It's True...





Terain covered her face with her hands. This was stupider than she thought. What was she thinking typing that?!
 
The fact that he finds every troll a good genre of frightening didn't help him much.


GG: I Wad Wondering...


GG: Are You Perhaps Afraid Of Me Or Something?


GG: It May Sound Ridiculous But I Get The Feeling That It's True...


FC: 00m... in y00ur 00wn way?


What a wise reply. Oh right, but he's supposed to be honest here.


FC: Hmm, h00w d00 I say this.


FC: Fr00m what I 00bserve every tr00ll is technically frightening.


FC: We all have q00ick snapping p00ints.


FC: I feel the c00nserved pr00tective 00nes like y00u are a new genre 00f scary.


FC: Beca00se I can't act00ally predict what y00u can d00 when y00ur angry 00nlike every00ne else.


FC: D00 y00u f00ll0w? {8D


FC: Maybe i think t00 m00ch, b00t 00bserving is a h00bby of mine. H00h00.
 
FM: Good grief.
FM: I am glad you said that first.


FM: I am too shy to tell you myself.


FM: Kupala, I've been red for for you


FM: For a long mother glubbing time.


FM: I've just been too glubbing cowardly to tell ya.
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Your face turns a trade mark bright teal, surprised that the FUTURE FU**ING EMPEROR OF ALTERNIA was had red feelings for you back. You almost overreact, fidgeting enough to cause your lusus to look at you funny.


NG: ...


NG: I-I-I Don't Know What To Say, I-


NG: I'm Just Surprised That YOU Of All Trolls On Alternia Could Have Red Feelings For Someone In A Much Lower Caste.


NG: Much Less One Of Mutant Descent.


You shake it off a little, looking at your Captchalogue cards and noticing the "Tranq Gun" Was unlocked. You decide to use it on your lusus, putting it to sleep before you spent your final moments with it once SGRUB started up for everyone.


You remember your memo and look at it while your lusus collapses to sleep, a small red flagged dart in its neck.CNG: Instead Of A High Versus Low Blood, We Should Divide Our Forces Equally.


CNG: Namely, 2 Highs, 2 Mids, And 2 Lows On Both Teams.


CNG: Sound Enough For Every Troll?


Of course, you were mostly doing this so you could be around Frioto. You weren't really sure if you SHOULD enter the flushed quadrant with him or not, seeing as how to most other Tyrians you would be nothing more than their judge, jury, persecutor, and executor for all the lesser blooded trolls and eventually be killed off by both time and failure to properly serve your higher blooded masters.


You facepap, trying to swat away the thoughts. You Think you know Frioto, that he has a gentler soul like this one Tyrian blood you read about in this old book left behind in a cave in the woods. That Frioto would NEVER take you for actual granted, since you were at least only looking out for nature's best interests since you thoughts the FOREST MAGYKS were talking to you when all it really was hallucinations from inhaling your lusus's powder that came off its wings. Still, you considered it all.


Matespritship- much less moirailegience- with a Tyrian had its benefits. One was the fact that if anyone tried to kill you, they'd be tasting the Emperor's/Empress's wrath for hurting you. Then there was the fact that, usually, Tyrians were short supply and luckily low demand, so you had little competition for becoming the matesprit of one of them. Then there were drawbacks: they had to at least stay wet so they don't dry out, high risk of being culled simply because they are a Tyrian, oh and the fact that you'll die before them since Tyrians live pretty much FOREVER if you or they aren't killed first.
 
NG: ...


NG: I-I-I Don't Know What To Say, I-


NG: I'm Just Surprised That YOU Of All Trolls On Alternia Could Have Red Feelings For Someone In A Much Lower Caste.


NG: Much Less One Of Mutant Descent.


FM: Pfft


FM: You kidding?


FM: I don't care what your blood color is, Kupala.


FM: Hell, your blood could be the mutated candy red of humans!


FM: I wouldn't care!
 
You flinch for a second. Something tells you that a certain word was mentioned in your online presence...


You simply must get to the bottom of this.


dominionsTide [DT] began trolling greenNinja


DT: Doom?


DT: Doth the Ninja speak of Doom?


DT: the Dominion's Tide rushes in,


DT: Alternian waves crashing upon the shores of Doom


DT: where the misunderstood Ninja awaits on the clifftops above


DT: pondering...Doom.


DT: The Tide be mistaken if Doom was not the topic in question


DT: Certainly a Ninja requires an expert on Doom
 
After reading what Frioto thought about the matter, you calmed yourself a bit. Jegus, he doesn't give two flying fu**s! Even if you had candy red blood....


NG: Frioto...


NG: I-I Need Some Time To Think.


--naturesGuardian [NG] has ceased trolling fishyMechanic [FM]--
 
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