Hit on the user above you with your best pick-up lines

[yourlocal-eboyy]

Ok

 

[yourlocal-eboyy]

 

[BunnyVT]

*Drinking in my room as my Kill protocol begins to run array around me*

 

[Lone Star II]

*locks door and turns on some Living Dead Girl by Rob Zombie*
*cranks stereo to max*
*finishes machine*
*presses some buttons and pulls a few levers*
*machine powers up*
*opens a circular black portal with little lights on it*
*pulls out a gun*
Let's hope this works...
*shoots a panel and portal starts to collapse*
*steps into portal before it collapses*
((((music was too loud to hear the interdimensional portal))))
*machine explodes from the original side of the portal and music stops*

 

[.Arteries.]

*Drinking in my room as my Kill protocol begins to run array around me*

*Calls from inside the suitcase*

 

[Redfork2000]

*Startled by music*

Sound waves detected! Where is it coming from?

*returns to house*

What has happened here?

 

[BunnyVT]

*Calls from inside the suitcase*

*Doesn't pick up the phone, too drunk and too confused*

 

[Redfork2000]

*Notices Bun confused and drunk*

Where is Kit?

*Hears the phone and answers*

Who is this?

 

[.Arteries.]

*Doesn't pick up the phone, too drunk and too confused*

*Leaves a voice message* "Hey. Call me back when you can. It's important."

 

[BunnyVT]

*Mumbles*
In her room

 

[Redfork2000]

*walks into the room*

Kit?

 

[Lone Star II]

*opens eyes*
*isn't able to speak or breathe*
( thinks: I...ended up here...
*looks around*
(It's beautiful...space is.....beautiful.
*heart stops beating and slowly closes eyes as I'm drifting in the void*

 

[Redfork2000]

*Leaves a voice message* "Hey. Call me back when you can. It's important."

Hello? Bun?

*Looks at Bun, and gives her the phone*

This is for you.

*Walks into Kit's room*

 

[Lone Star II]

(room is a mess because of a small uncontrolled explosion)

 

[Sir Fungus]

....
What the fuck is going on?

 

[BunnyVT]

*Takes phone, still drunk as ever*
Wha- Who is it?

 

[Redfork2000]

(room is a mess because of a small uncontrolled explosion)

*Looks around room*

This presents a problem.

*organizes room back to normal*

Where is Kit?

*scans room for clues*

 

[Lone Star II]

((((basically Kit was upset and transported herself through a portal to the fucking vaccum of space and died and is basically just floating there))))

 

[Redfork2000]

//Welp, we got ourselves the bad ending now... Should it be possible to revive her back into the roleplay?

 

[Sir Fungus]

*Appears back in kits room, holding kit*
I got to space for 2 seconds, and I found this one floating around like a fucking pinata in a public pool.

 

[Lone Star II]

(anything is possible, you just have to think of an elaborate way to get to space and revive me lol)

 

[.Arteries.]

....
What the fuck is going on?

(I snuck onto a plane in a suitcase.)

 

[BunnyVT]

*Still in her room and drunkenly calls .Arteries. back*

 

[DrunkenSailor]

AT LAST! MY TELEPORTERINATOR IS COMPLETE!

 

[.Arteries.]

*Still in her room and drunkenly calls .Arteries. back*

Hey this is Toby. I'm almost to Brazil, I'll be back in a few days. How are you doing?