Hit on the user above you with your best pick-up lines

[BunnyVT]

You are welcome here, we have someone advertising a harem.....I feel like you might not be as bad

 

[Bright Darkness]

This one was one my friend told me was “good”

Roses are red, Violets are blue, my pp gets hard when I think of you

Probably too weird but...

 

[Ashy_OCdesigns]

This one was one my friend told me was “good”

Roses are red, Violets are blue, my pp gets hard when I think of you

Probably too weird but...

Roses are read, violets are blue, I am an angel, what are you?

 

[Bright Darkness]

Roses are read, violets are blue, I am an angel, what are you?

Oof ok I see you

I won’t be beat

I have to tell Spotify to make you the hottest single

Cringe

 

[Ashy_OCdesigns]

Oof ok I see you

I won’t be beat

I have to tell Spotify to make you the hottest single

Cringe

My heart is going off beat again...*sigh*

 

[.Arteries.]

I think i'm going to have to call the cops because I found the cutie who's stealing everyones hearts.

 

[Ashy_OCdesigns]

You don't have to worry about our relationship ending, it's too ultimate

 

[BunnyVT]

Me: *making music*

RPN: AYE! COME LOOK AT WHAT'S GOING ON!!

Me: *Comes back and sees jokes*

 

[Ashy_OCdesigns]

I made a cheesy pick up line

 

[Bright Darkness]

Ok here’s one

Hey you look a lot like my new girlfriend

 

[Lone Star II]

*me: dying from the cringe*
*my inner fangirl: SHIP NOW BITCH*

 

[Ashy_OCdesigns]

Ok here’s one

Hey you look a lot like my new girlfriend

I thought the word was hot tho

 

[.Arteries.]

HEY I BOUGHT YOU SOME FOOD! (The #1 pick-up line)

 

[Bright Darkness]

HEY I BOUGHT YOU SOME FOOD!

OMG NOOO I LOST THIS IS THE ONLY THING THAT TOPS US ALL

 

[Ashy_OCdesigns]

HEY I BOUGHT YOU SOME FOOD!

can u share with me plz?

 

[.Arteries.]

can u share with me plz?

Sure.

 

[Ashy_OCdesigns]

OMG NOOO I LOST THIS IS THE ONLY THING THAT TOPS US ALL

another high form of flirting:boops

 

[Ashy_OCdesigns]

Sure.

u want a boop in return?

 

[.Arteries.]

u want a boop in return?

yes.

 

[BunnyVT]

HEY I BOUGHT YOU SOME FOOD! (The #1 pick-up line)

CHICKEN NUGGIES?!

 

[Ashy_OCdesigns]

yes.

*boops toby*

 

[.Arteries.]

*boops toby*

UwU

(I put this one on here a while ago but who cares)
Hey can you help me with a math problem? It's X+U=15

X must be 5 because U surely are a 10.

 

[Bright Darkness]

I’m screwed your gonna all get laid before me

 

[Cendres]

UwU

(I put this one on here a while ago but who cares)
Hey can you help me with a math problem? It's X+U=15

X must be 5 because U surely are a 10.

making your ex a 5

 

[Ashy_OCdesigns]

UwU

(I put this one on here a while ago but who cares)
Hey can you help me with a math problem? It's X+U=15

X must be 5 because U surely are a 10.

sweating profusely cuz there are a lot of awesome people and can't choose*