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Where the hell is Bun?
Weddings aren't for fun. They are a ceremony that binds two souls forever.... Or at least until one dies or they get divorced.
 
*Bun's spirit peeks her head up from the basement*
Is it time?
*Pulls headphones down*
 
*Clears throat*
Dearly Beloved, We are gathered together to celebrate the very special love between Kit and Bun, by joining them in marriage.

All of us need and desire to love and to be loved.

And the highest form of love between two people is within a monogamous, committed relationship.

Kit and Bun, your marriage today is the public and legal joining of your souls that have already been united as one in your hearts.

Marriage will allow you a new environment to share your lives together, standing together to face life and the world, hand-in-hand.

Marriage is going to expand you as individuals, define you as a couple, and deepen your love for one another.

To be successful, you will need strength, courage, patience and a really good sense of humor.

So, let your marriage be a time of waking each morning and falling in love with each other all over again.

Do you, BravestBun, take Kit to be your lawfully wedded wife?
 
*Clears throat*
Dearly Beloved, We are gathered together to celebrate the very special love between Kit and Bun, by joining them in marriage.

All of us need and desire to love and to be loved.

And the highest form of love between two people is within a monogamous, committed relationship.

Kit and Bun, your marriage today is the public and legal joining of your souls that have already been united as one in your hearts.

Marriage will allow you a new environment to share your lives together, standing together to face life and the world, hand-in-hand.

Marriage is going to expand you as individuals, define you as a couple, and deepen your love for one another.

To be successful, you will need strength, courage, patience and a really good sense of humor.

So, let your marriage be a time of waking each morning and falling in love with each other all over again.

Do you, BravestBun, take Kit to be your lawfully wedded wife?
Ah- I guess he is.....
 
Mhm!
*walks over to Bun*
Who wants to marry us?
*Stands up and walks to Kit!
*Clears throat*
Dearly Beloved, We are gathered together to celebrate the very special love between Kit and Bun, by joining them in marriage.

All of us need and desire to love and to be loved.

And the highest form of love between two people is within a monogamous, committed relationship.

Kit and Bun, your marriage today is the public and legal joining of your souls that have already been united as one in your hearts.

Marriage will allow you a new environment to share your lives together, standing together to face life and the world, hand-in-hand.

Marriage is going to expand you as individuals, define you as a couple, and deepen your love for one another.

To be successful, you will need strength, courage, patience and a really good sense of humor.

So, let your marriage be a time of waking each morning and falling in love with each other all over again.

Do you, BravestBun, take Kit to be your lawfully wedded wife?
I sure do!
 
And do you kit, take BravestBun to be YOUR Lawfully wedded wife?
 
Then by the power invested in me, You may kiss the bride!
*Quickly throws bible away*
 
He, somehow, has a confetti popper. As one would do with it, he pops it, a small burst of confetti flying. But wait, there’s more.
 
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