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“There’s no karma if I didn’t do anything wrong,,,”
He rolled over and winced
”Did I jump off a roof or something? God, I ache.”
 
He pops the ibuprofen in his mouth, downing them with the smoothie.
”Oh, I ache. Are you sure I didn’t like- get beat up or anything?”
 
*Takes another sip of the Mc-frape mocha*
I need another body to dissect, Any volunteers?
 
Sure, but you’ll only find machinery and very few organs.
 
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