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[Lone Star II]

*Breathing semi-normally*
Alright
*Follows Kit*

*around the corner*
*telepathically*
She reminds me of a hunter from victorian london.......it makes me nervous.........

 

[BunnyVT]

*Yelling from the other room*
It doesn't affect him, sooo

 

[Sir Fungus]

"Now fungus. Let us use our words instead of drowning ourselves in liquid, hm?"

I didn’t even do anything to the bitch! I was simply following my programming to kill Eldritchian beings!

 

[Syfer]

"Mhm."
-I say nodding.-

 

[Zelena]

I think you need your sensors calibrated.

 

[BunnyVT]

*around the corner*
*telepathically*
She reminds me of a hunter from victorian london.......it makes me nervous.........

*Speaks back*
She's.....Basically harmless...But if she worries you...

 

[Sir Fungus]

Then she justs walts’ in and completely disrespects me for no damn reason!

 

[Zelena]

I am a Kitsune, and that other chick, She's Psuedo Eldritch. If she was true Eldritch, you wouldn't be able to fathom her, even with all the supercomputers in the cosmos.

 

[Syfer]

"I see."
-I say tilting my head.-

 

[Sir Fungus]

I am a Kitsune, and that other chick, She's Psuedo Eldritch. If she was true Eldritch, you wouldn't be able to fathom her, even with all the supercomputers in the cosmos.

Ah who gives a fuck what either of you are!?

 

[Syfer]

"Can we please not yell?"

 

[Zelena]

*slowly raises sword*

You raised your sword first kiddo.

 

[BunnyVT]

Ah who gives a fuck what either of you are!?

Sir., Calm down

 

[N-On-E-Mus]

He's drunken too much, keep him away from weaponry please, as it would endanger all of you
*dematerializes weapons rack*

 

[Lone Star II]

*Speaks back*
She's.....Basically harmless...But if she worries you...

I-It's fine....it's just that the hunters really wanted people like me dead. And they're still out there.....I tried to get out of London before they caught me..........although I did love the architecture.........and they did things I will not speak of to learn about my kind. I just really hope she isn't anything like that..........

 

[Zelena]

Ah who gives a fuck what either of you are!?

Not my fault you swung your tiny pecker and got eclipsed by my colossal nonexistent rod of flesh. Now, you might wanna duck because I am gonna turn left, and I don't want to slap you with my dominance.

 

[BunnyVT]

I-It's fine....it's just that the hunters really wanted people like me dead. And they're still out there.....I tried to get out of London before they caught me..........although I did love the architecture.........and they did things I will not speak of to learn about my kind. I just really hope she isn't anything like that..........

Don't worry, she....

Not my fault you swung your tiny pecker and got eclipsed by my colossal nonexistent rod of flesh. Now, you might wanna duck because I am gonna turn left, and I don't want to slap you with my dick.

((Woah woah woah!!! You might want to change that))

 

[Sir Fungus]

Sir., Calm down

I’ll calm down once I reclaim my honor!!

Not my fault you swung your tiny pecker and got eclipsed by my colossal nonexistent rod of flesh. Now, you might wanna duck because I am gonna turn left, and I don't want to slap you with my dick.

((That’s a teamfourstar reference))

 

[Syfer]

-I sigh taking off my glasses.-
"Can we all not.."

 

[Zelena]

I’ll calm down once I reclaim my honor!!

((That’s a teamfourstar reference))

Yeah, to be honest, I am not even rping just shooting crap for giggles.

 

[Lone Star II]

Don't worry, she....

*nervous laughter*
I'm sure she's not....
*pulls Bun back into the living room*
Now, everyone get along.

 

[N-On-E-Mus]

On second thought:
FIGHT FOR YOUR HONOR FUNGUS. FOR YOUR GLORY. FOR THE MOTHERLAND

 

[Sir Fungus]

On second thought:
FIGHT FOR YOUR HONOR FUNGUS. FOR YOUR GLORY. FOR THE MOTHERLAND

Yeah!!
*Falls over, passed out drunk*

 

[Zelena]

Finally! So, we gonna spar over PM or should I start us a thread? Do you T1?

 

[Syfer]

"I can't even anymore."
-I sit back into a chair and continue sipping on my strawberry boba.-